The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Saint Peter]

Uh petey, why do you have pollen on your junk?

Do you keep it outside overnight?

It gets everywhere.

 

[butters]

Uh petey, why do you have pollen on your junk?

Do you keep it outside overnight?

detachable junk? snap on!

 

[doctor_insanus]

You're just now peeping that?

Damn...it's been how long since 2004? It was kinda alright for a basic, cookie-cutter, disposable popcorn flick that was hoping to be a franchise series. But that was exactly where H'wood was at that time with their CGI action fare and I suppose people didn't want their entertainment too deep.

I've avoided that shit like the plague. But... free Skinemax preview this weekend, so I thought I'd give it a try.

I made it to the scene with Dracula and his brides, and it broke me.

 

[Saint Peter]

detachable junk? snap on!

Airport security appreciates this.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've avoided that shit like the plague. But... free Skinemax preview this weekend, so I thought I'd give it a try.

I made it to the scene with Dracula and his brides, and it broke me.

Rest your weary head on my pointy bosom.

 

[Saint Peter]

*safety glasses*

 

[RobDownSouth]

Rest your weary head on my pointy bosom.

There's a Bruce Springsteen "Born To Run" parody somewhere in the above comment, but my coffee hasn't kicked in sufficiently yet.

In any event, welcome to the board your ladyship! Good morning!
oops, it's afternoon across the pond now, isn't it?

 

[pete]

detachable junk? snap on!

i love that song!

 

[pointless]

He reported that?

What a pussy.

well, i see nothing wrong with reporting it, but he certainly could've tried to be a bit less of a petulant little crybaby about it.

 

[IhateClowns]

Garage Sale, Day #2. Not sure if the money is worth the effort or not, but the people watching is epic. Gary Larson could come out of retirement.

 

[Saint Peter]

well, i see nothing wrong with reporting it, but he certainly could've tried to be a bit less of a petulant little crybaby about it.

I agree.

I just reported you because I have no fucking idea what is going on with your av.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Rest your weary head on my pointy bosom.

*nuzzles*

Make it all go away!

 

[pointless]

I agree.

I just reported you because I have no fucking idea what is going on with your av.

it's a train coming out of a fireplace. it makes perfect sense if you think about it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

*nuzzles*

Make it all go away!

There, there.

*jams a nipple in your ear*

 

[Saint Peter]

it's a train coming out of a fireplace. it makes perfect sense if you think about it.

It is more of a wall with a mantel in front of it.

 

[lovetoread]

I dont get it

 

[Saint Peter]

Trains do not turn on a dime. How did it make the 90 deg coming down the stack?

Makes no sense.

 

[pointless]

well, now i'm a bird cage man. suck on that.

 

[Saint Peter]

Is that an oven?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Trains do not turn on a dime. How did it make the 90 deg coming down the stack?

Makes no sense.

Just cos I've got pointy tits in my av now you have.

 

[pointless]

Is that an oven?

apparently it's a therapist. you probably have to be from belgium to get it.

 

[Saint Peter]

apparently it's a therapist. you probably have to be from belgium to get it.

Ahh.

Well, it is colorful and artsy.



I think I like the train better.

 

[Mr Noone]

Is that an oven?

It certainly isn't a pipe.

 

[lovetoread]

I've always meant to get one of those pointy bras. Do they still sell them?

 

[pointless]

It certainly isn't a pipe.

few things are.