The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Wings]

I am on glass #1.



Hey, clowns, how goes it?

Almost 3 here and that was because the bonfire was roaring and it felt right.

 

[Wings]

Wine sounds good. All I have had is a cookie and cream milshake. I'm such a 12 year old.

Part of why I adore you.

 

[thør]

Hey Thor. Things are good. How's the NNW treating you?

Life is good in the 49th state. Work is fine. Home is good. I am missing my cabin.

 

[IhateClowns]

Part of why I adore you.

Awe . Does it turn you on to know I drank it through a crazy straw?

 

[thør]

Almost 3 here and that was because the bonfire was roaring and it felt right.

No bonfire here. I believe there's a burn ban on. If not, there should be because it's so damn dry.

 

[Wings]

Awe . Does it turn you on to know I drank it through a crazy straw?

Whoa baby!

I'm all aflutter now!

 

[Wings]

No bonfire here. I believe there's a burn ban on. If not, there should be because it's so damn dry.

We've had rain the last few days so we're safe for now.

 

[thør]

We've had rain the last few days so we're safe for now.

The wildland firefighters are going to have a lot of work this year up this way until we get a good soaker or two.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Whoa baby!

I'm all aflutter now!

You too???? I brought out my fan and turned it on full blast when I read that. *faints*

 

[thør]

You too???? I brought out my fan and turned it on full blast when I read that. *faints*

Do you carry around one of those battery powered fans?

Or did you pull one out of the closet?

 

[Wings]

The wildland firefighters are going to have a lot of work this year up this way until we get a good soaker or two.

Rain is bad for work right now here but so good for our vegetation.

I hope you guys get some liquid relief soon!

 

[Wings]

Liquid relief is also how I refer to blow jobs.

Never, I would never do that.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Do you carry around one of those battery powered fans?

Or did you pull one out of the closet?

Closet.

 

[thør]

Rain is bad for work right now here but so good for our vegetation.

I hope you guys get some liquid relief soon!

Work can take a backseat to life for a week or so. It's gonna haunt me all Summer, even when I'm in Europe.

 

[Brollyanna]

I'm quietly asking myself if "there is wine and he has a face" is a good enough reason to snog this guy...


(I so wondered that in a British accent, btw)

 

[thør]

Closet.

Big guns!

 

[thør]

Damn, the firetruck was headed south on the highway down below with lights and siren. Not a good thing.

 

[thør]

I'm quietly asking myself if "there is wine and he has a face" is a good enough reason to snog this guy...


(I so wondered that in a British accent, btw)

How's you?

 

[thør]

Damn, the firetruck was headed south on the highway down below with lights and siren. Not a good thing.

Maybe

 

[IhateClowns]

Whoa baby!

I'm all aflutter now!

You're welcome.

 

[doctor_insanus]

If you watch Van Helsing as a comedy, it's pretty fucking entertaining.

Not entertaining enough to watch for 2 hours, though.

Jesus.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Ahhhhh... Poltergeist.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I wonder if I coat my tits in a cookies and cream milkshake if IhateClowns will suck my tits. Hmmmmm.......

 

[thør]

I wonder if I coat my tits in a cookies and cream milkshake if IhateClowns will suck my tits. Hmmmmm.......

maybe if he's got a crazy straw.....

 

[IrezumiKiss]

If you watch Van Helsing as a comedy, it's pretty fucking entertaining.

Not entertaining enough to watch for 2 hours, though.

Jesus.

You're just now peeping that?

Damn...it's been how long since 2004? It was kinda alright for a basic, cookie-cutter, disposable popcorn flick that was hoping to be a franchise series. But that was exactly where H'wood was at that time with their CGI action fare and I suppose people didn't want their entertainment too deep.