Dear Litster......:

[ShelbyBubbles]

Dear Litsters,

I also got a secret special mystery PM from this **colely.
I feel like it's a special invitation to a dinner party like in the movie Clue.
Perhaps she has some secret blackmail info? Perhaps we won a prize? Mine didn't say, Plus One...but I'm bringing Leigh anyway, it's just not a party without Leighdee bug

 

[Endless_Night]

Dear Butt-Covering Litster,

Nice try.
Really.
Inventive, even.
I mean that....

Really.

Signed,
Mildly Amused Litster

 

[Endless_Night]

Aaaaaaaaand....


Dear Something Special Litster,

Wow.

Signed,
Inarticulate and Crazy Busy Litster

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Dear Contrite Lister,
Did you really think I'd fall for that charade? Contrary to your assumption I did not fall off the melon wagon last night- I'm still on it quite securely- and enjoying the ride.

Now, if you'd like to try again, I can't stop you; but, please- try to be a bit creative if you decide to foray into that unknown territory.

Thank you,
Eating Melons

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear Litster,

I get it - I'm not your cup of tea.

But I'm not going to stop trying. You're going to like me someday.


Sincerely,
Sally Field-ish

Dear Sally...This post cracked me up...ty for the smile...

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Dear Eating melons, please toss me a couple! I could use some tasty ripe melons right about now!

 

[butterfly_flip]

Dear forever blocked Litster

If that's the level of vitriole that sustains you, I'm so fucking glad you're out of my life

Saw the light Litster

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear Litster,

I get it - I'm not your cup of tea.

But I'm not going to stop trying. You're going to like me someday.


Sincerely,
Sally Field-ish

Dear Sally...


It's the non licking of buttholes. It's a deal breaker.

Signed, Sorry I Have A No Prude Policy

 

[Minalick]

Signed, Sorry I Have A No Prude Policy

Dear Litster,

Good to know!

 

[mwmnpa]

Dear Litster,

You'll see it eventually, and know it was for you. In the meantime, enjoy the upcoming warm weather.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUZ32SQns-s

Your Summertime Litster

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Dear Eating melons, please toss me a couple! I could use some tasty ripe melons right about now!

Not all melons are 'tossable'.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Litsters,

Nevermind. Misshotndeep started a thread about it. My bad.

Signed,

Slow to catch on because I'm a yahoo

Dear Yahoo,

I can be useful sometimes.

Yeah haw,

Tumbleweed

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Dear Litster I'd much rather squeeze the melons than the Charmin.

I'm the one who fell off the turnip wagon and emailed- Nix***ly-Pink. Lucky I fell on my head and didn't hurt anything important.

 

[wildebird]

Dear Forever Litster,

I did, of course, and I do. Thank you for the roses; my bouquet from you is large and lovely; the older ones never wilt, you know.

your moon-gazing-heart-smiling-on-the-trampoline Litster

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear Sally...This post cracked me up...ty for the smile...

Awww, thanks - that made me smile.

Dear Sally...

It's the non licking of buttholes. It's a deal breaker.

Signed, Sorry I Have A No Prude Policy

Enjoy the Giardia, buttlicker.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dear Mad Dash Cyclist,

I got a chainring tattoo while fixing my cassette earlier this morning, totally biffed it while on full truck down a 15% grade hill.
Very much a cat 7 move.

Maybe biking isn’t for me, I’m so cooked.

A Creamed Crayon

 

[Endless_Night]

Dear Biffed Betty Lister,

Your post made me giggle!
And cry.
Sooooo been there. :\

Potential Rag Dolly Litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Pickled Litster

Even when you've had a bit too much,
you remain a gentleman!

Thank you for the laughs,

Sincerely,
Hope your head won't hurt tomorrow Litster

 

[wildebird]

Dear Columbo-ster,

Your skill at sleuthery is scintillatingly sexy! And, as always, you have cracked the case wide open...but, please...lose the stinky cigar!

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear Guilt Inflicting Litster,

Go ahead, hit and run. Seems to be your pattern. This is the first time I have been on since returning from my trip. You want to be mad that I didn't come running to you right away and tell you all about it, go ahead. I have friends on here who are patient and understanding. I am sorry you keep feeling slighted, but its not my problem any more. You told me not to reply and so I won't. We are finished.

Sincerely,
Tired of the Guilt Trips

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Guilt Inflicting Litster,

Go ahead, hit and run. Seems to be your pattern. This is the first time I have been on since returning from my trip. You want to be mad that I didn't come running to you right away and tell you all about it, go ahead. I have friends on here who are patient and understanding. I am sorry you keep feeling slighted, but its not my problem any more. You told me not to reply and so I won't. We are finished.

Sincerely,
Tired of the Guilt Trips

Dear Tired of the Guilt Trips,

Seems to be a recurring theme around here...

Welcome back, beautiful lady!

Sincerely,

The Non-Guilty Remnant

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear Tired of the Guilt Trips,

Seems to be a recurring theme around here...

Welcome back, beautiful lady!

Sincerely,

The Non-Guilty Remnant

Hi!!! How are you? How have you been? I haven't been getting on here much lately. I had a great trip and am ready to go back. India is amazing!

 

[Bookishleigh]

Hi!!! How are you? How have you been? I haven't been getting on here much lately. I had a great trip and am ready to go back. India is amazing!

I'm doing very well, thank you. Embracing my independent self finally.

So glad you had an amazing trip. You ever make it my way we'll go to your restaurant and you can tell me all about it with photos.

 

[Trekka]

I'm doing very well, thank you. Embracing my independent self finally.

So glad you had an amazing trip. You ever make it my way we'll go to your restaurant and you can tell me all about it with photos.

Breaking thread protocol! Sound the alarms!!

 

[Bookishleigh]

Breaking thread protocol! Sound the alarms!!

Bite me, bitch. Rae started it.

Sincerely,

Once bitten, twice.....whatever.