Dear Litster......:

[pfflyerhot]

Dear Litster I've not heard from for days,
That's it, then, eh?
signed,
it's-okay-story-of-my-life Litster

 

[Iceprincess12]

Dear think with your brain, not with your cock,

Friendly advice for men who like to randomly pm women with their vital statisics or from a thread. Keep a list! Even if it's just of the women who said yes-less writing for you. I have the memory of a goldfish when it comes to most people but there are a few I do recall.

If I accuse you of being an alt because you are brand new, just joined, have no clue what is going on but write to tell me how funny and witty I am from my posts, the last 50 of which are abc's of food and what song I am listening to, I write back to tell you very clearly that you are not fooling anyone with one of your many alts...don't you think I should be on the do not pm her again list?

For the copy and paste vital statistics pm. I have seen your personal ad a lot and I don't even troll it. I have said no to you more than once. Please update your spam pm address book and take my name off. It's boring to read and I can bore myself if I need to.

Signed

This is why I go invis at night and why forgetting kills brain cells.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Obstinate Litster,

You're like a terrier with a bone.

Drop the fucking bone already and move on.

Ffs.


Signed,
Honey

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear litster,

I wish you didn't trust her. She's bad news.

Always looking out for you Litster

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Mr Royalty in Fantasy

You're a Fucking Asshole for calling me that name...


https://media.giphy.com/media/4u1Q0ZjL8IxkA/giphy.gif




ADIOS !!!

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear Obstinate Litster,

You're like a terrier with a bone.

Drop the fucking bone already and move on.

Ffs.


Signed,
Honey

Lol... the ignore button can be your friend yanno.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Dear John.......oh how I hate to write.

Ooops wrong thread.!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Looking out,


Just saying,
Signed I'm real good when I'm real bad

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

To snoopy lister
Ignore buttons work both ways, don't they?
sncly,
Reminded

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Litster,
I'm not sure what turnip truck you think I fell off...


Signed,
wth

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Lister,

You sound like a bot. Just saying.

Tumbleweed and not born last night

 

[sweetgypsy]

Dear Lister,

You sound like a bot. Just saying.

Tumbleweed and not born last night

Dear Tumbleweed Litster,

Sounds like the PM that popped into my inbox.

And so it begins...

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Dear litster,

Call me intrigued...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Lister,

You sound like a bot. Just saying.

Tumbleweed and not born last night

Dear Tumbleweed Litster,

Sounds like the PM that popped into my inbox.

And so it begins...

lemme guess...

Begins with N....

Sounds like... Charcoaly..

 

[emsway]

lemme guess...

Begins with N....

Sounds like... Charcoaly..

Me four.

 

[tnman03]

Me four.

Ah! Would this be in reference to the sudden PM from a one hit wonder lister with important information, limited grasp of English sentence structure and an e-mail address???

 

[PattiJolene]

Dear X
It's the silly antics that make you men so darn adorable.....how can we resist?

 

[emsway]

Ah! Would this be in reference to the sudden PM from a one hit wonder lister with important information, limited grasp of English sentence structure and an e-mail address???

Yes it is.

 

[PrissOff]

Yes it is.

Darn!

I thought I was the only one.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Litsters,

Nevermind. Misshotndeep started a thread about it. My bad.

Signed,

Slow to catch on because I'm a yahoo

 

[Tiamo15]

Dear Litsters,

Yay I did not get a mysterious pm from someone!

Knocks on wood...

Signed,
Spam free

 

[CanucKinksman]

Dear Litsters,

Yay I did not get a mysterious pm from someone!

Knocks on wood...

Signed,
Spam free

Give it like 10 minutes... its inevitable.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Damned Spam.......... Relatively speaking

lemme guess...

Begins with N....

Sounds like... Charcoaly..

Yep probably at about the same time. Sadly the name was familar and I replied twice asking for the details to be PM'd. No reply.
Being a few marbles short of a bag I sent an email. Damned. Damned Damned.

I feel better that it's not who I expected but feel stupid for emailing Spam. Damned!
If it were who I thought we'd deleted from Lit.

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear Litster,

I get it - I'm not your cup of tea.

But I'm not going to stop trying. You're going to like me someday.


Sincerely,
Sally Field-ish

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Litster,

I get it - I'm not your cup of tea.

But I'm not going to stop trying. You're going to like me someday.


Sincerely,
Sally Field-ish

Dear Sally,

But I do like you, I really do like you

Signed,
Over-Compensating Litster