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Amalgamation
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Dear Rhyming Litster,
Not a fun, nice alt
A full on douche-y display
GB worthy, in every way
Signed,
Sucks at Haiku Litster![]()
Dear Sucking Litster,
Good to see you up and at em.
Sincerely,
The Dude
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Dear Rhyming Litster,
Not a fun, nice alt
A full on douche-y display
GB worthy, in every way
Signed,
Sucks at Haiku Litster![]()
Dear Litster,
I would have you believe that the image painted by my words and posts are that of someone with surpreme confidence, and sexual mastery, but those are just thoughts and desires. I'm flawed. I hurt. I cry. I don't want to be popular, but would rather be someone who uplifts others and pushes them toward their greater selves. I want everyone to see their own inherent beauty, often while not truly embracing my own. Yes, Amalgamation is me. Pervy Sage is me. Dark Kent is me. But the other stuff is me as well. The awkwardness. The introvert. The sensitive soul. The romantic. The gentle voice. The artist. The guy who often gets caught in the friend zone because privately the transition into sexy talk can be wrought with destruction, and I value connections innately. This is who I am, the guy who would just as soon listen to your problems over a pint of ice cream as I am to fuck you silly and then hold you closely and watch you sleep afterward. All of this is me. I'm in afraid to say it publicly. This is me.
Sincerely,
The Honest Voice
Dear Introspective Lister;
Just how large IS the circle of friendship?
Signed,
Curious Lister
Dear Sucking Litster,
Good to see you up and at em.
Sincerely,
The Dude
Dear 'fraidy cat Litster,
Drinks should always be doubled. Dicks? I'm still not convinced that two is better than one. Either way, I prefer my dicks attached to someone else.
Signed,
Perfectly content to have a vagina Litster
Dear Litster,
I would have you believe that the image painted by my words and posts are that of someone with surpreme confidence, and sexual mastery, but those are just thoughts and desires. I'm flawed. I hurt. I cry. I don't want to be popular, but would rather be someone who uplifts others and pushes them toward their greater selves. I want everyone to see their own inherent beauty, often while not truly embracing my own. Yes, Amalgamation is me. Pervy Sage is me. Dark Kent is me. But the other stuff is me as well. The awkwardness. The introvert. The sensitive soul. The romantic. The gentle voice. The artist. The guy who often gets caught in the friend zone because privately the transition into sexy talk can be wrought with destruction, and I value connections innately. This is who I am, the guy who would just as soon listen to your problems over a pint of ice cream as I am to fuck you silly and then hold you closely and watch you sleep afterward. All of this is me. I'm in afraid to say it publicly. This is me.
Sincerely,
The Honest Voice
To Those guys
Why do you think that as strange?
Still Curious
Dear Girly Litster,
I’m now picturing a world of detachable dicks!
How handy would that be? Do they come in colors? Sized for purses and back pockets?
Signed,
I Like Pink Litster![]()
Pink-
Let's see. My most vibrant one is black, the one in my car is pink, the one in my night stand is purple, red in my purse and I have a few others in the box of various colors- and you ask if they exist??
Buzzing Lister.
Pink-
Let's see. My most vibrant one is black, the one in my car is pink, the one in my night stand is purple, red in my purse and I have a few others in the box of various colors- and you ask if they exist??
Buzzing Lister.
Dear Rhyming Litster,
Not a fun, nice alt
A full on douche-y display
GB worthy, in every way
Signed,
Sucks at Haiku Litster![]()
Dear Girly Litster,
I’m now picturing a world of detachable dicks!
How handy would that be? Do they come in colors? Sized for purses and back pockets?
Signed,
I Like Pink Litster![]()
Dear pink loving Haiku-ster,
I really do wonder
Who the rat bastard may be
Please PM the details
Your secret's safe with me
Signed,
Curious kitty
PS. We need to go shopping together. You need boots and toys and ...
(I can show you the world ..." plays in the background.)
I have plenty of toys and a few pair of FM Boots- to say the least. But we could shop.
Dear Litsters
Since starting the jealousy thread by pm box has maxed out now 3 times & currently at 340. Lots of back & forth, along with close to 40 people I've never chatted with, but I can hardly keep up. I'm working from home where I have to make calls as well as get some work done. So at certain times I have to turn off my pm's. I can barely read threads or post when I have time to do so.
I'm not use to the overwhelming response & appreciate it....but wow.
Usually I log on & have a couple of pm's waiting, once in awhile a dozen, but this is all new to me.
signed
Humbled, appreciated & honored Litster (still not cybering though)
ps..now I know how people with pic threads feel![]()
Dear Busy Little Leighdee Bug,
When you're done with your oodles of PMs and that pesky work thing that ties up so much of your time. Will you cyber with me??? lol j/k (kinda)
Signed,
Waiting in a bath full of Bubbles Litster![]()
Dear Busy Little Leighdee Bug,
When you're done with your oodles of PMs and that pesky work thing that ties up so much of your time. Will you cyber with me??? lol j/k (kinda)
Signed,
Waiting in a bath full of Bubbles Litster![]()
Dear Busy Little Leighdee Bug,
When you're done with your oodles of PMs and that pesky work thing that ties up so much of your time. Will you cyber with me??? lol j/k (kinda)
Signed,
Waiting in a bath full of Bubbles Litster![]()
Dear Litster...
Do you know how much I appreciate you?
*hugs*
Dear pink loving Haiku-ster,
I really do wonder
Who the rat bastard may be
Please PM the details
Your secret's safe with me
Signed,
Curious kitty
PS. We need to go shopping together. You need boots and toys and ...
(I can show you the world ..." plays in the background.)