Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[Endless_Night]

So pinching something between them to bring it to your mouth for nibbling? Just like in the picture.

Yeeeeeees. Though I hope your not suggesting you plan to ingest....what it sounds like you're suggesting.

 

[midwestyankee]

Yeeeeeees. Though I hope your not suggesting you plan to ingest....what it sounds like you're suggesting.

No, just see enthusiastic nibbling, biting, and related activities. This might be a good time to introduce a little plum sauce, or guacamole even.

 

[Endless_Night]

No, just see enthusiastic nibbling, biting, and related activities. This might be a good time to introduce a little plum sauce, or guacamole even.

You totally had me...until you mentioned guacamole.

 

[midwestyankee]

You totally had me...until you mentioned guacamole.

It's because it's slimy, right? We sadists like such things.

 

[Endless_Night]

It's because it's slimy, right? We sadists like such things.

Guacamole is not slimy.

Your years in the north seem to have confused you.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

I came back for the BBQ turkey!
All I see in the back of the barn are two old hens tied to a post being tickled with feather dusters.

 

[Endless_Night]

I came back for the BBQ turkey!
All I see in the back of the barn are two old hens tied to a post being tickled with feather dusters.

There are clearly rooms in The Barn I don't know about!

 

[midwestyankee]

Guacamole is not slimy.

Your years in the north seem to have confused you.

Note the 163,000 hits when you search on slimy avocados.

 

[Endless_Night]

Note the 163,000 hits when you search on slimy avocados.

You are.....a very strange man. Just saying.

 

[midwestyankee]

You are.....a very strange man. Just saying.

Thank you.

 

[Saucyminx]

You should hear his thoughts on whisks. Just sayin.

 

[Endless_Night]

You should hear his thoughts on whisks. Just sayin.

Holy cow!

.........Hmmmmm.

 

[Emerson40]

Note the 163,000 hits when you search on slimy avocados.

Image searching using 'Slimy' preceding most anything not normally associated with it, with image filters set to off, and you start getting into Emerson-type image territory.

Just remember, you can't just un-see some things...


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/3f9870b2da028cc9e39c69ac4f2c533e_original.gif

 

[Endless_Night]

Image searching using 'Slimy' preceding most anything not normally associated with it, with image filters set to off, and you start getting into Emerson-type image territory.

Just remember, you can't just un-see some things...


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/3f9870b2da028cc9e39c69ac4f2c533e_original.gif

Hmmm. Emerson-type images........

A chill just ran down my back!

 

[Emerson40]

Squicktastic!

 

[midwestyankee]

Holy cow!

.........Hmmmmm.

Let's just say that I prefer to use kitchen equipment that can stand up to hard use. Industrial use, you might say.

 

[midwestyankee]

More chopsticks.

Ibid

 

[midwestyankee]

And belts. Seems like a good day to point out that a simple, common thing that many of us wear every day can be a source of immense pleasure.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

And belts. Seems like a good day to point out that a simple, common thing that many of us wear every day can be a source of immense pleasure.

Belting as a sport, no problem
Wearing a belt around my waist to resolve a problem of ill fitting clothing, not so much

 

[midwestyankee]

Belting as a sport, no problem
Wearing a belt around my waist to resolve a problem of ill fitting clothing, not so much

My slacks and jeans fit just fine, thank you, but wearing them with empty belt loops would make me look more forgetful than fashion-forward. And, as beltless pants for men went out of style in 1976 and the only such pairs left in my wardrobe are for someone with much less waistline than I now possess, I have little choice but to wear a belt. But perhaps things are different for women?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

My slacks and jeans fit just fine, thank you, but wearing them with empty belt loops would make me look more forgetful than fashion-forward. And, as beltless pants for men went out of style in 1976 and the only such pairs left in my wardrobe are for someone with much less waistline than I now possess, I have little choice but to wear a belt. But perhaps things are different for women?

I have no idea about women, only me
I don't tuck my shirts in. Problem solved!

 

[midwestyankee]

I have no idea about women, only me
I don't tuck my shirts in. Problem solved!

At one time, there was a fervent debate in one of the Café threads about whether it was appropriate for men to leave their shirts untucked. For the most part, I am in the old-school tuck-it-at-all-costs camp. Thus my lack of belt would show quite dramatically. Besides, most days I wear jeans and can elect to wear my favorite spanking belt. I wear some of my favorite kinky-sexy-fun-times memories.

 

[midwestyankee]

I like the industrial elegance of this clamp. Beautiful woman, too.

 

[Aphro]

At one time, there was a fervent debate in one of the Café threads about whether it was appropriate for men to leave their shirts untucked. For the most part, I am in the old-school tuck-it-at-all-costs camp. Thus my lack of belt would show quite dramatically. Besides, most days I wear jeans and can elect to wear my favorite spanking belt. I wear some of my favorite kinky-sexy-fun-times memories.

Favourite spanking belt? I need pics!

 

[Aphro]

I have no idea about women, only me
I don't tuck my shirts in. Problem solved!

I don't tuck in my shirts because draping if my top helps cover up my ass!