Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[Cumference]

Oh, the crimes committed by knitting!
http://media.galaxant.com/000/121/749/desktop-1425059058.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

I still don't know what the fuck a chain pole is.

I'm quite comfortable letting this situation continue indefinitely.

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay, the purple bunny is kind of cute. The second is just...disturbing. Why are it's nipples (?) different sized and uneven?

 

[midwestyankee]

It's probably best that sadistic dominant types not ever get bored. Like this afternoon when I found this delightful and beautiful idea.



Decorative pins

 

[Endless_Night]

It's probably best that sadistic dominant types not ever get bored. Like this afternoon when I found this delightful and beautiful idea.

Decorative pins

Well that drew a gasp of horror. Until I looked a little more closely and saw the flesh-toned undergarment.

 

[Aphro]

It's probably best that sadistic dominant types not ever get bored. Like this afternoon when I found this delightful and beautiful idea.



Decorative pins

That's all kinds of fascinating!

 

[midwestyankee]

That's all kinds of fascinating!

So, you're volunteering to be the demo bunny for a re-creation of the image?

 

[midwestyankee]

Well that drew a gasp of horror. Until I looked a little more closely and saw the flesh-toned undergarment.

After your mention, I looked again. I see what you're describing, but it doesn't look like the garment covers all the area where the pins attach.

 

[Aphro]

So, you're volunteering to be the demo bunny for a re-creation of the image?

I'm uncertain I would look nearly that good.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm uncertain I would look nearly that good.

Translation from the Canadian: "Holy hell, no! Are you out of your fucking mind?"

 

[Aphro]

Translation from the Canadian: "Holy hell, no! Are you out of your fucking mind?"

Ah! So you have already mastered my vernacular.

 

[Endless_Night]

After your mention, I looked again. I see what you're describing, but it doesn't look like the garment covers all the area where the pins attach.

I feel - quite strongly - that you are incorrect.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I feel - quite strongly - that you are incorrect.

Yeah, I feel that often as well.
But it's no use telling him

 

[Endless_Night]

Yeah, I feel that often as well.
But it's no use telling him

Hahahaha! I mean, errr....I don't know what you're talking about.

But I really do.

 

[midwestyankee]

I feel - quite strongly - that you are incorrect.

You're probably right. She does have a too-serene look on her face.

 

[midwestyankee]

About to try something new for my insomnia. I tried to get my doctor to prescribe 60 minutes of sex just before bedtime but I think it's just not covered under the ACA. Thanks, Obama.

 

[midwestyankee]

About to try something new for my insomnia. I tried to get my doctor to prescribe 60 minutes of sex just before bedtime but I think it's just not covered under the ACA. Thanks, Obama.

It worked.

 

[Endless_Night]

It worked.

 

[midwestyankee]

Thanks, Obama.

 

[midwestyankee]

Hard to think of a more interesting way to practice using chop sticks.

 

[Shankara20]

Hard to think of a more interesting way to practice using chop sticks.

tasty indeed...

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmmmm.......

 

[midwestyankee]

Hmmmm.......

I sense a certain amount of skepticism.

ETA: Perhaps you're more of a mind to enjoy something with a little more bite than chopsticks?

 

[Endless_Night]

I sense a certain amount of skepticism.

ETA: Perhaps you're more of a mind to enjoy something with a little more bite than chopsticks?

I prefer my chopsticks for eating, thank you very much.

 

[midwestyankee]

I prefer my chopsticks for eating, thank you very much.

So pinching something between them to bring it to your mouth for nibbling? Just like in the picture.