Better in Bed Mrs Trump or Mrs Cruz

[jegm]

Hello Lit Readers,

Question who do you think is better in bed, and why, Mrs Trump or Mrs Cruz. I know Mrs Trump is a super model and all, but there is something to be send for a little crazy.
Not sure why but I am always curious when I meet women how they would act between the sheets.

Thanks

 

[Saint Peter]

Mrs Cruz.

She would tear your dick off.

 

[phrodeau]

I'm sure that both of them are very imaginative in bed. And who can blame them?

 

[lovecraft68]

I think I need to see them in bed with each other before I could decide.

 

[Wrong Element]

Hello Lit Readers,

Question who do you think is better in bed, and why, Mrs Trump or Mrs Cruz. I know Mrs Trump is a super model and all, but there is something to be send for a little crazy.
Not sure why but I am always curious when I meet women how they would act between the sheets.

Thanks

Melania Trump is Slovenian. Have you seen ANY porn made in the last 20 years? No contest, man.


One correction: Melania was a model, not a "supermodel." That term has been mangled beyond all recognition.

 

[FGB]

Ask Solid Muldoon (sp?)

He fucked 'em.

 

[Hypoxia]

Nobody mentions Mrs Sanders or Mrs Clinton or Dr Stein. I call partisanship.

 

[Lancecastor]

I agree with Donald; Ivanka is delicious.

 

[hashtag45]

I like your tattoo.

 

[Smootg103]

I like your tattoo.

Reported brah.

 

[Mr Noone]

Nobody mentions Mrs Sanders or Mrs Clinton or Dr Stein. I call partisanship.

Shouldn't that be "Mr. Clinton"? And haven't we mentioned him enough?

 

[albertaboy]

Judging from Cruz's usual facial expression, Mrs Trump.

 

[Lancecastor]

Hmm...a crazy fundamentalist missionary daughter or a slovenian model....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VOYEWWNaBs0/VdjPtoRslII/AAAAAAAAVXM/OL8MAUWqxcw/s320/melania.jpg

 

[Not Normal]

I have no idea or care. I will say I'll bet they both prefer doggie and reverse cowgirl so they don't have to see the faces of the monsters that are fucking them.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Tough choice. Fundies often end up being the craziest fuckers in bed, but who knows what Ivanka has had to do during some coke-fueled rampage?

The Slovenian thing might tip it in her favor.