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37_ttej said:
The lim is a poem so fine
With a trick to every line
Lines five, two and one
Rhyme (that's how it's done)
While lines three and four also rhyme with each other, the other important thing being the syllable count - 7, 8 or nine syllables being the norm in lines one, two and five (with each line having the same number of syllables - take your cue from the lead) and lines three and four having five syllables each. Only. Ever. And woe betide anyone who stuffs it up!

Like I just did.

Um, heh, heh ... :eek:

Bonus points for iambic meter (not mandatory)

And for commenting on your own work.

(No, Jett, that's just you. It makes people think you're weird.)
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You clever chops! :)
Honey, we all know that you're weird. It's part of your charm. :catroar:
 
There once was a lad who went west
He was appropriately dressed
With chaps, boots and hat

"It's not a line in a limerick!"
Cries the owner of a big dick
Touche, Ms Ay Zee
 
There once was a lad who went west
He was appropriately dressed
With chaps, boots and hat
He ate beans until fat

"It's not a line in a limerick!"
Cries the owner of a big dick
Touche, Ms Ay Zee
I'll correct it, you'll see!
 
There once was a lad who went west
He was appropriately dressed
With chaps, boots and hat
He ate beans until fat
and no longer could fit in his vest.


"It's not a line in a limerick!"
Cries the owner of a big dick
Touche, Ms Ay Zee
I'll correct it, you'll see!
I tried, but am actually too thick.
 
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She loved to dress up for his eyes
While always leaving one surprise
 
She loved to dress up for his eyes
While always leaving one surprise
For under her dress
 
She loved to dress up for his eyes
While always leaving one surprise
For under her dress
She wore less than less
 
She loved to dress up for his eyes
While always leaving one surprise
For under her dress
She wore less than less
Pricey courtesans wore 'twixt their thighs
 
He (meanwhile) dressed up in a thong
About that, there was nothing wrong
With his nipples in clamps
 
He (meanwhile) dressed up in a thong
About that, there was nothing wrong
With his nipples in clamps
The intensity amps
 
He (meanwhile) dressed up in a thong
About that, there was nothing wrong
With his nipples in clamps
The intensity amps
And he finished it all with a song :D
 
The warmth of the sun kissed her skin
And she moaned as she felt him push in
But when he pulled out
 
The warmth of the sun kissed her skin
And she moaned as she felt him push in
But when he pulled out
It left her in doubt
 
The warmth of the sun kissed her skin
And she moaned as she felt him push in
But when he pulled out
It left her in doubt
Of where he wanted to cum in.
 
In order to set her at rest
He was happy to get her undressed
She slipped off her lace
 
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