Cut The "GOD" Crap!!!

[NOIRTRASH]

Look folks, all religions are based off of astrological allegory.
It's what our ancient ancestors used to evolve from hunter-gatherer societies.

I don't know what pisses me off more, people who blindly follow religion or people who blindly hate religion.

Wrong.

Until 500 BC or so humans had bicameral minds dominated by hallucinations, that is people had no sense of self, thoughts seemed to be the voices of gods, and people 'saw' gods. Then the gods went away during the golden age of Greece. Vestiges of the Old Times remain when the Devil makes us fail or our Better Angels guide us.

Religion is moral philosophy.

And youre a dum fuck.

 

[Libsam]

I only wish I could be alive around 2150, the age of aquarius, when the equinox point moves, to see if anything cool happens.

Because the age of pisces is getting old.

http://museemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pisces.png

Some interesting symbology:
Jesus fed the masses with 2 fish.
His first disciples were 2 brothers casting out their nets.
The fisher of men.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Wrong.

Until 500 BC or so humans had bicameral minds dominated by hallucinations, that is people had no sense of self, thoughts seemed to be the voices of gods, and people 'saw' gods. Then the gods went away during the golden age of Greece. Vestiges of the Old Times remain when the Devil makes us fail or our Better Angels guide us.

Religion is moral philosophy.

And youre a dum fuck.

Wrong.

http://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/users/1872000/1871883/383555/img/383555_20120312113725.jpg

 

[nerfhearder]

Wrong.

http://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/users/1872000/1871883/383555/img/383555_20120312113725.jpg

I've always like the theory that we were planted here by aliens. It makes a certain kind of sense and it's fun.
It's more likely we came from a random space rock which still makes us aliens but not nearly as cool and more unlikely that we have alien brothers out there in the universe that look like us. Probably a bunch of rock monsters and slime monsters and ugly Predator type fuckers instead. Still cool but...

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Wrong.

http://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/users/1872000/1871883/383555/img/383555_20120312113725.jpg

She really is a dum fuck. She's like their Supreme Commander.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Why do people do that stupid picture shit?

That's almost as bad as the mental midget thumper mother fuckers and their 'praying' crap.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I've always like the theory that we were planted here by aliens. It makes a certain kind of sense and it's fun..

Well, if you're into SciFi at all, the Minbari relationship would explain all the boneheads around here.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

What was the name of that fat black chick who sang ITS RAINING DUM FUCKS?

 

[BotanyBoy]

I've always like the theory that we were planted here by aliens. It makes a certain kind of sense and it's fun.
It's more likely we came from a random space rock which still makes us aliens but not nearly as cool and more unlikely that we have alien brothers out there in the universe that look like us. Probably a bunch of rock monsters and slime monsters and ugly Predator type fuckers instead. Still cool but...

I've read a lot of creation stories including those from all the major religions and quite a few of the older ones as well. I've also watched Ancient Aliens on History Channel.

As far as evidence goes Ancient Aliens is kickin' the fuckin SHIT out of everyone.

Just sayin'.

http://willvandervaart.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-06-at-9-27-06-pm.png?w=300

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I've read a lot of creation stories including those from all the major religions and quite a few of the older ones as well. I've also watched Ancient Aliens on History Channel.

You must be an ancient fucking Egyptian using fucking pictograms instead of fucking words.

 

[BotanyBoy]

You must be an ancient fucking Egyptian using fucking pictograms instead of fucking words.

No fucking not fucking really fuckhead.

 

[Libsam]

Ancient Egyptian religion... totally based on astrology.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I've read a lot of creation stories including those from all the major religions and quite a few of the older ones as well. I've also watched Ancient Aliens on History Channel.

As far as evidence goes Ancient Aliens is kickin' the fuckin SHIT out of everyone.

Just sayin'.

http://willvandervaart.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-06-at-9-27-06-pm.png?w=300

If you check it most of our modern constructs are nonsense. Its virtually all of it imagination. Spread the word to the dum fucks.

 

[sybarite_1]

I'm leaning towards the aliens seeding the planet.
Makes more sense than an angry God.

Songs of Solomon are the only parts I like reading in the bible.
At least there is sex in there somewhere....

Now people are doing mediation where they proclaim "I am God" like Shirley MacLaine did in her book.

A maniac recently chanted "I am God" when he put people into a sweat lodge and they were dragged out dead.

Beware the God(s) you worship.

A hypnotist in California is teaching his own brand of self hypnosis which eventually ends with you saying "I am God" to yourself. He is charging about 1200 dollars for the privilege. Sheesh. The entire program is a rip off of expansive prayer you can find on YouTube for free.

The "I am God" crowd probably have trouble replacing a washer in their faucet.
Right. Maybe we should give them a participation ribbon!

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I'm leaning towards the aliens seeding the planet.
Makes more sense than an angry God.

Songs of Solomon are the only parts I like reading in the bible.
At least there is sex in there somewhere....

Now people are doing mediation where they proclaim "I am God" like Shirley MacLaine did in her book.

A maniac recently chanted "I am God" when he put people into a sweat lodge and they were dragged out dead.

Beware the God(s) you worship.

A hypnotist in California is teaching his own brand of self hypnosis which eventually ends with you saying "I am God" to yourself. He is charging about 1200 dollars for the privilege. Sheesh. The entire program is a rip off of expansive prayer you can find on YouTube for free.

The "I am God" crowd probably have trouble replacing a washer in their faucet.
Right. Maybe we should give them a participation ribbon!

All hypnosis is self hypnosis.

 

[BotanyBoy]

If you check it most of our modern constructs are nonsense. Its virtually all of it imagination. Spread the word to the dum fucks.

Spreading such words are considered religious oppression by republicans, wouldn't want to piss the whole trailer park off.

 

[pensivepoet]

You're all making me miss Art Bell.

 

[nerfhearder]

I'm leaning towards the aliens seeding the planet.
Makes more sense than an angry God.

Songs of Solomon are the only parts I like reading in the bible.
At least there is sex in there somewhere....

Now people are doing mediation where they proclaim "I am God" like Shirley MacLaine did in her book.

A maniac recently chanted "I am God" when he put people into a sweat lodge and they were dragged out dead.

Beware the God(s) you worship.

A hypnotist in California is teaching his own brand of self hypnosis which eventually ends with you saying "I am God" to yourself. He is charging about 1200 dollars for the privilege. Sheesh. The entire program is a rip off of expansive prayer you can find on YouTube for free.

The "I am God" crowd probably have trouble replacing a washer in their faucet.
Right. Maybe we should give them a participation ribbon!

Not sure what your problem is with most of that. The idea that we are each God isn't a new thing or even very far out there in terms of philosophy. Just a little sideways step from the idea that we created God to begin with.
And the sweat lodge thing isn't recent. It's at least 7 or 8 years old.

 

[AlexVega]

I hope that God helps you.

allah is a boy in a dress

Why are humans so fucking stupid? You can't do this, you can't do that, you must do this, you must do that. If you don't it's a sin. If you do it's a sin. You'll go here. You'll go there.

WAKE UP YOU STUPID GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

There ain't no such fucking thing!!!!

When you die, you rot. You're bug food. You don't go anywhere. Your "Id' ain't no mo'.


God, Allah, Bubba, whatever you call it ....... it's all made up bullshit.

WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

Quit with the Bible shit. You want to read weird stories? Libraries are full of fiction.


This fucking Bible shit makes me blind with rage. It literally makes my head hurt and eyes go fuzzy.

 

[nerfhearder]

I've read a lot of creation stories including those from all the major religions and quite a few of the older ones as well. I've also watched Ancient Aliens on History Channel.

As far as evidence goes Ancient Aliens is kickin' the fuckin SHIT out of everyone.

Just sayin'.

http://willvandervaart.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-06-at-9-27-06-pm.png?w=300

Take the details out of a lot of creation stories and they're essentially the Big Bang. Some not so much of course. And then there's the question of where the aliens came from and all that. It's never ending.
I like the idea of coming from aliens but that damn show is so fucking bad it drives me nuts. Everything is attributed to them. Everything. Some things aren't even mysterious but the show pretends they are so they can say aliens did it. Fuck I hate that show.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Spreading such words are considered religious oppression by republicans, wouldn't want to piss the whole trailer park off.

There are no GOP in trailer parks just white baby mamas with free bus passes and their pregnant sisters.

 

[contrifan32]

Spreading such words are considered religious oppression by republicans, wouldn't want to piss the whole trailer park off.

Do you label your socks too?

 

[BotanyBoy]

Take the details out of a lot of creation stories and they're essentially the Big Bang.

No.

There are no GOP in trailer parks just white baby mamas with free bus passes and their pregnant sisters.

Sorry I stand corrected......

GOP supporters it is.

Do you label your socks too?

If you immediately know the candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked long ago.

 

[Sarasux]

So let me get this right, someone else beliefs, piss you off. Why does it matter if they have a god? If the intint is for them to be a good person and not an asshole to everyone, why do you care? Are you so pissed they they believe in something you can't see, that it keeps you up so you have to make irrelevant post on a site manly for smut lovers? If no one is telling you directly to believe in the same thing they believe in, then maybe you should get off your high horse and not try to belittle them.

 

[Lyricalli]

So let me get this right

Sure... give it another shot.