Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Apple_of_Eden]

We say goodnight and then we part--
Yes, late tomorrow we can restart.
Until then, sweet dreams
Of garters & French seams
Oh my lord, be still my heart!

 

[BurningMonkey]

On the way to the forum one day

 

[Hornblende]

On the way to the forum one day
He said "Caesar, you know it's today?"

 

[suckonsimon]

On the way to the forum one day
He said "Caesar, you know it's today?"
"I've done veni and vidi,"

 

[Hornblende]

On the way to the forum one day
He said "Caesar, you know it's today?"
"I've done veni and vidi,"
"Is it fucki or fici?"

 

[suckonsimon]

On the way to the forum one day
He said "Caesar, you know it's today?"
"I've done veni and vidi,"
"Is it fucki or fici?"
"Whatever, we'll make the plebs pay"

 

[Hornblende]

On the way to the forum one day
He said "Caesar, you know it's today?"
"I've done veni and vidi,"
"Is it fucki or fici?"
"Whatever, we'll make the plebs pay"

So he taxed all the brothels and bars

 

[suckonsimon]

So he taxed all the brothels and bars
Double rates for Brit Gals - they were stars

 

[Hornblende]

So he taxed all the brothels and bars
Double rates for Brit Gals - they were stars
Then on the Ides of March

 

[suckonsimon]

So he taxed all the brothels and bars
Double rates for Brit Gals - they were stars
Then on the Ides of March
Sharp dagger, one swift arch

 

[Hornblende]

So he taxed all the brothels and bars
Double rates for Brit Gals - they were stars
Then on the Ides of March
Sharp dagger, one swift arch
Then Mark Anthony spoke, Field of Mars (subs, pls check )

 

[BurningMonkey]

Enough of this literate crap!

 

[Hornblende]

Enough of this literate crap!
Let's get this place back on the map!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Enough of this literate crap!
Let's get this place back on the map!
Just pull down her pants

 

[suckonsimon]

Enough of this literate crap!
Let's get this place back on the map!
Just pull down her pants
and give it some wanks

 

[BurningMonkey]

Enough of this literate crap!
Let's get this place back on the map!
Just pull down her pants
and give it some wanks
But mind you don't leave with the clap!

 

[Hornblende]

She came out of the shower still wet

 

[suckonsimon]

She came out of the shower still wet
She picked up her towel; they'd just met

 

[Hornblende]

She came out of the shower still wet
She picked up her towel; they'd just met
But it fell to the floor

 

[travelmate2002]

She came out of the shower still wet
She picked up her towel; they'd just met
But it fell to the floor
breasts exposed and more

 

[thebeesknees]

She came out of the shower still wet
She picked up her towel; they'd just met
But it fell to the floor
breasts exposed and more
He could see with his eyes what he would get

 

[thebeesknees]

Having sex in the car was a trying event

 

[BurningMonkey]

Having sex in the car was a trying event
They succeeded, but when he was spent

 

[suckonsimon]

Having sex in the car was a trying event
They succeeded, but when he was spent
The windows were misty

 

[BurningMonkey]

Having sex in the car was a trying event
They succeeded, but when he was spent
The windows were misty
And his dick was all twisty