Tomorrow, I'm going to Vegas

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For a week, and onwards from there. So I'm renting out my apartment for a month.

Only gonna leave unopened booze in the bar cabinet, that's easy enough to keep track of. Rule is; you open it, you keep it and replace it.

Gives me a reason to finish off a whole bunch of almost-empty bottles.

I might regret this.
 
For a week, and onwards from there. So I'm renting out my apartment for a month.

Only gonna leave unopened booze in the bar cabinet, that's easy enough to keep track of. Rule is; you open it, you keep it and replace it.

Gives me a reason to finish off a whole bunch of almost-empty bottles.

I might regret this.

Will you be posting cock pics?
 
And when in Vegas... the cock picks stay in Vegas.
 
For a week, and onwards from there. So I'm renting out my apartment for a month.

Only gonna leave unopened booze in the bar cabinet, that's easy enough to keep track of. Rule is; you open it, you keep it and replace it.

Like for like?

If you don't stipulate this, you might end up with bottles of Yoo Hoo.
 
Like for like?

If you don't stipulate this, you might end up with bottles of Yoo Hoo.

Of course. All is available within three blocks anyway, so there's no excuse to not replace by the letter.
 
Of course. All is available within three blocks anyway, so there's no excuse to not replace by the letter.

"Equal or greater value", my friend.

Always offer up the option for a direct replacement, or better. :cool:
 
You are Liar.

Why should we believe you?

BTW my sis-in-law is moving to Vegas because she plays competitive tournament blackjack and nearby Tahoe and Reno are too low-key.

But she's nutz.
 
Now we're talking. My kinda town!

Don't let the clown at Circus Circus talk you into oral sex though. Clowns taste funny.
 
If you're polishing off those bottles and in a hurry, I've heard that vodka and whisky blended together tastes unusual.
 
I was in Vegas once, I did not enjoy myself, I won't go again.
 
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What to do around Las Vegas NV (not NM -- that's a different story):

* Eat; drink; gamble; be merry; go home flat broke
* Visit the Valley of Fire and the Charleston Mountains.
* Visit Hoover Dam and Grand Canyon and that sorta shit.
* Pick up a tranny hooker and get screwed, blued, and tattooed.
* Join a criminal syndicate for fun, profit, and whatever falls off the truck.
* Pretend you're a crusading journalist. Investigate the seamy side. Get fucked.

Be careful of Las Vegas food.
 
What to do around Las Vegas NV (not NM -- that's a different story):


* Pretend you're a crusading journalist. Investigate the seamy side. Get fucked.

Be careful of Las Vegas food.

The whole city is a seamy side. It's fun to go but don't think there's a part of Vegas that is nice because there's not unless you count residential neighborhoods. The rest of the city is a money printing machine that treats you like the mark that you are and makes you feel good about it.
 
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