My Shady Goods

[talikat]

I already posted one in the shower thread so this goes here...



Cheers

Did you take one after you rinsed off?

 

[HonorableRogue]

love the strategic soaping!

Thanks Mara! If you're a fan of my strategic soaping you should see my tactical soaping. Strategy is big picture. Tactics are the real down and dirty pointy end of the stick stuff.

Mmm, looks like there could be a lot of huffing and puffing to blow those bubbles away

Oh? Instead of the big, bad wolf can I get petite, sexy wolf? And the bubbles were on there pretty good. It will either take a lot of blowing or some very up close and personal blowing or maybe both. Where will I find a wolf willing to work under those conditions?

Did you take one after you rinsed off?

I may have taken a couple. But I have a general rule about not posting manhood shots on my thread (well maybe one or two behind a door here and there ) and they weren't blurry enough for the Hot Men thread. Did you have some interest in the rinsed shots?

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

I may have taken a couple. But I have a general rule about not posting manhood shots on my thread (well maybe one or two behind a door here and there ) and they weren't blurry enough for the Hot Men thread. Did you have some interest in the rinsed shots?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[HonorableRogue]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Glad I could get the laugh...well the 22 laughs Lyric! For that you can have an unblury picture.

Cheers

 

[numeniusa]

Loving all these photos, you are such a sexy man And I detect a great sense of humour too...!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Loving all these photos, you are such a sexy man And I detect a great sense of humour too...!

Thanks Numenu...Numenis...Muneniu...Lady N. And to make it easier for new Gallery visitors there's an index of pictures in the second post of the thread. Granted it's not that ardous a task to skim through my scant 16 pages but that index lists all my stuff on Am Pics.

I try to inject a bit of fun and humour into my thread. It can't be JUST about the sex right? Oh it can? So where do you live again?

Cheers

 

[numeniusa]

Thanks Numenu...Numenis...Muneniu...Lady N. And to make it easier for new Gallery visitors there's an index of pictures in the second post of the thread. Granted it's not that ardous a task to skim through my scant 16 pages but that index lists all my stuff on Am Pics.

I try to inject a bit of fun and humour into my thread. It can't be JUST about the sex right? Oh it can? So where do you live again?

Cheers

Oh, I know all about the index - I've only recently emerged blinking into the light after a happy period in there...

And you can call me Numi, everyone does... Although I'm liking Lady N, very much

And what would sex be without fun and humour, actually? Definitely a pale imitation of itself, in my book...

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh, I know all about the index - I've only recently emerged blinking into the light after a happy period in there...

And you can call me Numi, everyone does... Although I'm liking Lady N, very much

And what would sex be without fun and humour, actually? Definitely a pale imitation of itself, in my book...

Oh be careful! It's always bad in the horror movies when someone steps into the light. Wait, maybe it's bad when they have sex. Yeah that's it. Light good. Sex bad. Sheesh! Now I sound like a Priest!

How about we split the difference? I'll call you Numi in public and Lady N in private. But for reference is it Num-Men-I-Usa? Or do you put the stresses in other places?

Wait...what...sex?!? Hey just cuz I flirted a bit doesn't mean I'm thinking about sex. I'm not that sort of guy.
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Oh who am I kidding the thought occurred to me. Then I went and looked at your thread and I thought about it more.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

Glad I could get the laugh...well the 22 laughs Lyric! For that you can have an unblury picture.

Yum!

Loving all these photos, you are such a sexy man And I detect a great sense of humour too...!

Yes.

 

[HonorableRogue]

The last soapy shot went over well so why not an encore?

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

If it looks a little odd it's because I tried using the Fish Eye lens that came with the "Pimp Your Cell Phone Pictures" set I got for Christmas. Got to love it when someone unknowing supports your vice. Not a huge fan of the lens but I could only shower so long. Next time it's old school.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

The last soapy shot went over well so why not an encore?

If it looks a little odd it's because I tried using the Fish Eye lens that came with the "Pimp Your Cell Phone Pictures" set I got for Christmas. Got to love it when someone unknowing supports your vice. Not a huge fan of the lens but I could only shower so long. Next time it's old school.

Hmm... I'm not sure I've ever seen erotic photography attempted with a fish eye before. It's an interesting distortion, but it could've been a lot more fish eye-ier(?), which would have amused me, if nothing else.

Nice work with that long line of soap bubbles, by the way. Very nice.

 

[numeniusa]

Oh be careful! It's always bad in the horror movies when someone steps into the light. Wait, maybe it's bad when they have sex. Yeah that's it. Light good. Sex bad. Sheesh! Now I sound like a Priest!

How about we split the difference? I'll call you Numi in public and Lady N in private. But for reference is it Num-Men-I-Usa? Or do you put the stresses in other places?

Wait...what...sex?!? Hey just cuz I flirted a bit doesn't mean I'm thinking about sex. I'm not that sort of guy.
...
...
...
Oh who am I kidding the thought occurred to me. Then I went and looked at your thread and I thought about it more.

Cheers

Noooo, it's when they step into the darkness that the hands appear and grab them.... *shiver*

For the record, for me it's 'new-meany-us-eh' - for Numenius Arquata, the curlew... It never occurred to me (as a Brit first, and a European second) that Americans would see the letters 'USA' at the end and make that leap. But it really doesn't matter - it's just a handle, no?!

That said, I like the idea that you are honourable (even if you misspelt it ), but even more that you are a rogue...

 

[HonorableRogue]

Hmm... I'm not sure I've ever seen erotic photography attempted with a fish eye before. It's an interesting distortion, but it could've been a lot more fish eye-ier(?), which would have amused me, if nothing else.

Nice work with that long line of soap bubbles, by the way. Very nice.

Well no fisheye makes sense Lyric. Who wants porn that leaves the center in focus and then causes the other bits to drop off? It's not like people watching porn tend to focus on just one spot. Wait a minute...

*races off to patent fisheye porn*

So is that a request for fishier porn? I mean pictures. This is Am Pics and not Am Porn (I know that because I wouldn't post in Am Porn).

Noooo, it's when they step into the darkness that the hands appear and grab them.... *shiver*

For the record, for me it's 'new-meany-us-eh' - for Numenius Arquata, the curlew... It never occurred to me (as a Brit first, and a European second) that Americans would see the letters 'USA' at the end and make that leap. But it really doesn't matter - it's just a handle, no?!

That said, I like the idea that you are honourable (even if you misspelt it ), but even more that you are a rogue...

Yup. And when they walk into the light their spirits are gone. *poof*

Got it. So Numenius A, the curlew or the whaup. Oh and I didn't think the usa at the end meant USA (I thread stalked you and saw the UK location before my reply). My pronunciation was meant to be us-ah. It doesn't matter but Narquata (N Arquata) has a nice right too!

Well...I'm mostly Honourable but VERY Roguish.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

Well no fisheye makes sense Lyric. Who wants porn that leaves the center in focus and then causes the other bits to drop off? It's not like people watching pron tend to focus on just one spot. Wait a minute...

*races off to patent fisheye porn*

So is that a request for fishier porn? I mean pictures. This is Am Pics and not Am Porn (I know that because I wouldn't post in Am Porn).

I will humbly request, whatever porn or not-porn you produce, that it not include fish. I'm already having disturbing mental images about the placement of fish.

 

[HonorableRogue]

I will humbly request, whatever porn or not-porn you produce, that it not include fish. I'm already having disturbing mental images about the placement of fish.

But fish porn has a built in following, Norwegians for instance and probably the Japanese. Well really any country with a fish heavy diet!

Cheers

P.S. So now you're thinking about Japanese Tentacle Fish Hentai, right?

 

[Lyricalli]

But fish porn has a built in following, Norwegians for instance and probably the Japanese. Well really any country with a fish heavy diet!

Cheers

P.S. So now you're thinking about Japanese Tentacle Fish Hentai, right?

I don't like you right now.

 

[HonorableRogue]

I don't like you right now.

I'm sorry. I'll try and distract you from Fish Porn.

After my last post the question that came unbidden to my mind was...

"Are there people out there that dress up as anthromorphic fish? A subset of the whole Furry fetish? Are they called Fishies instead of Furries? Do they have conventions?"

OK so not just one question but several on one topic. And I guess it's not as far from Fish Porn as I had hoped.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

I'm sorry. I'll try and distract you from Fish Porn.

After my last post the question that came unbidden to my mind was...

"Are there people out there that dress up as anthromorphic fish? A subset of the whole Furry fetish? Are they called Fishies instead of Furries? Do they have conventions?"

OK so not just one question but several on one topic. And I guess it's not as far from Fish Porn as I had hoped.

Good questions, all. The closest I could find in a quick search were merfolk.

And, there was also an image of a Japanese woman tonguing a fish.

*unsubscribed*

 

[HonorableRogue]

Good questions, all. The closest I could find in a quick search were merfolk.

And, there was also an image of a Japanese woman tonguing a fish.

*unsubscribed*

I have...had subscribers?!?

FMRB!

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

I have...had subscribers?!?

FMRB!

Hmmm.... I'm not sure what FMRB means, but I'm going to say that the FM stands for 'Fuck Me', and I'm good with that.

 

[Aphro]

The shower pix are fantastic!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Hmmm.... I'm not sure what FMRB means, but I'm going to say that the FM stands for 'Fuck Me', and I'm good with that.

Lyric you are correct (and I'm good with that too ). I'll give you 24 hours to work the puzzle then give you the answer. If you solve it ahead of time you get a prize (hint just like your first prize).

The shower pix are fantastic!

Thanks Aphroditiac! Glad you liked them. There's a bunch more in the actual Shower thread.

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

The last soapy shot went over well so why not an encore?

If it looks a little odd it's because I tried using the Fish Eye lens that came with the "Pimp Your Cell Phone Pictures" set I got for Christmas. Got to love it when someone unknowing supports your vice. Not a huge fan of the lens but I could only shower so long. Next time it's old school.

Cheers

So I don't think it's fishy but I like the way the soap sweeps your vision along your body.

 

[HonorableRogue]

So I don't think it's fishy but I like the way the soap sweeps your vision along your body.

LOL. The fisheye lens is what makes me look like Tyrion Lanister. I know it looks like soap but really I'm wearing my Emperor's New Santa Suit. They said is was waterproof and I thought I'd give it a test. I got a tad wetter than I expected.

And thanks! I wish I could say I planned for that effect but really I was just hiding the bits that get me in trouble with the Lit Police.

Cheers

 

[barefootgirl69]

LOL. The fisheye lens is what makes me look like Tyrion Lanister. I know it looks like soap but really I'm wearing my Emperor's New Santa Suit. They said is was waterproof and I thought I'd give it a test. I got a tad wetter than I expected.

And thanks! I wish I could say I planned for that effect but really I was just hiding the bits that get me in trouble with the Lit Police.

Cheers

You aren't the only one getting wetter