My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

Ah..you want a massage too!! I think we can work something out...you rub may back and i'll rub.....!!! Well everywhere I think

Oh a massage will hit the spot! But how come I get the short end of the stick? I only get to rub your back and you get to rub everywhere? I think a little more quid pro quo is in order (I'm pretty sure that's Latin for crazy monkey sex ) so we both get to rub all over unless you want the short end of the stick as well.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE SWEET WONDERFUl SEXY ONE.



(lurking more than posting, , but soo love your pictures)

Merry Christmas to you as well Emmy!

Funny, I lurk your thread on a regular basis too. I guess it's true and great minds do think alike.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Oh a massage will hit the spot! But how come I get the short end of the stick? I only get to rub your back and you get to rub everywhere? I think a little more quid pro quo is in order (I'm pretty sure that's Latin for crazy monkey sex ) so we both get to rub all over unless you want the short end of the stick as well.



Merry Christmas to you as well Emmy!

Funny, I lurk your thread on a regular basis too. I guess it's true and great minds do think alike.

Cheers

Haha...you know me HR...always want more...so you can massage me all over....and the sticks not so short

 

[Ntyhousewife]

Merry Christmas Mr Rogue!!!

 

[Mrgl720]

Nothing makes you up your game more than realizing she has the focus to fish out her phone and take a blurry picture of you over her shoulder at a time like this!?!

There wasn't a second photo.

Cheers

I like this one

 

[HonorableRogue]

Haha...you know me HR...always want more...so you can massage me all over....and the sticks not so short

Yup I do know you Omega (especially that you like to live up to your initials ) and you know me, I'm always happy to give more. So full body, head to toe, no nook or cranny skipped massage it is! It's not the length of the stick it's how you use it (we're talking selfie stick right? ).

Merry Christmas Mr Rogue!!!

And the same to you Mrs Housewife, kiss and all (though if you stuff a pair of silk stockings you might get a bit more than a kiss).

I like this one

Thanks Mrgl! I like it too. Thinking about taking a few more but with better focus. Just need to find a photographer or two.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Yup I do know you Omega (especially that you like to live up to your initials ) and you know me, I'm always happy to give more. So full body, head to toe, no nook or cranny skipped massage it is! It's not the length of the stick it's how you use it (we're talking selfie stick right? ).



And the same to you Mrs Housewife, kiss and all (though if you stuff a pair of silk stockings you might get a bit more than a kiss).



Thanks Mrgl! I like it too. Thinking about taking a few more but with better focus. Just need to find a photographer or two.

Cheers

Well it's your stick, so yes it would be a selfie, and you know how to get all the right angles!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Well it's your stick, so yes it would be a selfie, and you know how to get all the right angles!!

LOL. To me selfie stick makes it sound like solo play. Though that will do in a pinch it's not the preferred method. And angle is important. It's a well established fact that the angle of the dangle is adversely proportional to the heat of the beat.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

It's cold and blustery here and my bed is nice and warm. No brainer right? I sound like a smart fella. Well a smarter man than I would have thought to add an extra layer for more warmth.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

It's cold and blustery here and my bed is nice and warm. No brainer right? I sound like a smart fella. Well a smarter man than I would have thought to add an extra layer for more warmth.

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Cheers

Either that or a warm and willing woman Quite colorful there HR

 

[Lyricalli]

It's cold and blustery here and my bed is nice and warm. No brainer right? I sound like a smart fella. Well a smarter man than I would have thought to add an extra layer for more warmth.

If I slide in over you, would that count as an extra layer?

 

[HonorableRogue]

Either that or a warm and willing woman Quite colorful there HR

Warm and willing? Darn! There was that vampiress that was VERY willing but she wasn't what you'd call warm (physically, intellectually or emotionally). I wonder where I can find a warm and willing woman?!? Oh I know I'll just do what I always when I need to answer a tough question...

WHOA! Googling "warm and willing woman" doesn't produce the results you expect. Guess I'll have to find one a more traditonal way. Children lock up your mothers Mr Rogue is going out on the town.

If I slide in over you, would that count as an extra layer?

Yes and no. An outfit or blanket would cover all of me completely. I have no doubt you could cover some of me completely (with a fit like a glove) but not all of me. So to make up for the heat loss due to lack of coverage you'll have to add a bit of friction.

So settle into place and then start sliding back and forth. I'm sure that in no time I'll start feeling warm all over (and warmer in a few specific spots).

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Warm and willing? Darn! There was that vampiress that was VERY willing but she wasn't what you'd call warm (physically, intellectually or emotionally). I wonder where I can find a warm and willing woman?!? Oh I know I'll just do what I always when I need to answer a tough question...

WHOA! Googling "warm and willing woman" doesn't produce the results you expect. Guess I'll have to find one a more traditonal way. Children lock up your mothers Mr Rogue is going out on the town.



Yes and no. An outfit or blanket would cover all of me completely. I have no doubt you could cover some of me completely (with a fit like a glove) but not all of me. So to make up for the heat loss due to lack of coverage you'll have to add a bit of friction.

So settle into place and then start sliding back and forth. I'm sure that in no time I'll start feeling warm all over (and warmer in a few specific spots).

Cheers

Hmm, someone needs to open their eyes and see what's right in front of them It's just a shame we're on opposite sides of the Atlantic.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Hmm, someone needs to open their eyes and see what's right in front of them It's just a shame we're on opposite sides of the Atlantic.

Oh my eyes are open Omega, see . And if I was on that side of the Atlantic I know exactly where I could find a warm, willing and sexy woman (and I don't mean the Queen ). Until then I'm limited to pictures (my phone kept autocorrecting that to pixies). Sexy, sexy pixies (see).

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Oh my eyes are open Omega, see . And if I was on that side of the Atlantic I know exactly where I could find a warm, willing and sexy woman (and I don't mean the Queen ). Until then I'm limited to pictures (my phone kept autocorrecting that to pixies). Sexy, sexy pixies (see).

Cheers

That's because your phone is right I am a sexy pixie at only 5'2

 

[HonorableRogue]

That's because your phone is right I am a sexy pixie at only 5'2

Ah...that must be why they call it a smart phone. It's WAY smarter than me! But now I have to wonder. Earlier I typed "come tuck you into bed" and almost made a joke about what my mobile corrected it into but was afraid it was a bit too racy.

Maybe it was being smart again?

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Ah...that must be why they call it a smart phone. It's WAY smarter than me! But now I have to wonder. Earlier I typed "come tuck you into bed" and almost made a joke about what my mobile corrected it into but was afraid it was a bit too racy.

Maybe it was being smart again?

Cheers

I like racy jokes...you have to post it

 

[Icy1]

It's cold and blustery here and my bed is nice and warm. No brainer right? I sound like a smart fella. Well a smarter man than I would have thought to add an extra layer for more warmth.

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Cheers

So inviting. Very difficult to refuse that invite.

 

[murmurmara]

It's cold and blustery here and my bed is nice and warm. No brainer right? I sound like a smart fella. Well a smarter man than I would have thought to add an extra layer for more warmth.

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Cheers

mmm... looks Plenty warm to me!!!
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[HonorableRogue]

So inviting. Very difficult to refuse that invite.

You have a standing invitation Icy. Well a laying invitation may be a more apt description. And thanks. Though it was refused that night.

mmm... looks Plenty warm to me!!!
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Well Mara even when it's plenty warm it can always get hotter. Like they say "If you can't stand the heat fold back the covers" or something like that I think. If you ever want to put the adage to a test just let me know.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

I already posted one in the shower thread so this goes here...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Cheers

 

[barefootgirl69]

I already posted obe in the shower thread so this goes here...
Cheers

Can I come help scrub your back and your sexy chest, and anything else that needs attention?

 

[Icy1]

I already posted one in the shower thread so this goes here...

Cheers

Nicely soaped up Rogue. I think it's time to rinse.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Can I come help scrub your back and your sexy chest, and anything else that needs attention?

Of course you can BFG. I'm an environmentally conscious guy and any way we can save water and help the environment I support. I say we get each other wet. Rub stuff all over. And then finish together. Think you could you come by every day?

Nicely soaped up Rogue. I think it's time to rinse.

Thanks Icy. I try to be thorough and do the job right. Doesn't matter how many times I have to rub. No spraying until every nook and cranny has been taken care of. And you're right, it is time to rinse (but unfortunately the door will add to top and not the bottom this time).

Cheers

 

[murmurmara]

I already posted one in the shower thread so this goes here...

Cheers

love the strategic soaping!

 

[Omegawolfen]

Nicely soaped up Rogue. I think it's time to rinse.

Mmm, looks like there could be a lot of huffing and puffing to blow those bubbles away