My Shady Goods

That's a great idea. I should make a list. Check it twice. Find out who's naughty and who tastes nice. Come to think of it, I should ask for volunteers. ;) *posts sign up list*



Well I have no idea where your bed is? Santa might know where everyone lives but not us mere mortal men (no matter how many times I put BarefootGirl69 into Google maps :p). So it can't be your bed until I know where to find your bedknobs. :confused:



Great! I'm all about new ideas. As a matter of fact I dub thee my New Idea Fairy. Waive your your magic wand and amaze me! Wait...I think that's my job (devil). How good am I at shopping for lingerie? I'm so good it'll make your head spin (or maybe that's still the wand :eek:). But I have an eye for color and detail so I should be pretty helpful on a lingerie shopping trip and since it's Christmas we'll have to get you a stocking or two (and a suspender belt to hold them up ;)).



Icy you demonstrate the same class, grace and style with your comments that you do in your pictures. DRAT! Marl my words Missy, one day I'll find a way to get your name on Santa's Naughty list. :devil: And you'll like it! :kiss:

Cheers
Yes..you do have an eye for detail ;) :devil::kiss:
 
Peach!!

If you fall, I'll catch you! :devil:

Peach it is! I'll bring along the matching Schnaps to make it a real challenge (Drunken Nude Oiled Full Contact Twister). If I fall the only hand hold that MIGHT work is my hair. I'm sure I'll enjoy any other attempt (some more than others ;)) but they are all destined to fail (and the hair one will hurt!). So instead if I fall I think it's only polite that you fall down on top of me to make me feel better (then I'll do my best to make you feel better :devil:).

Yes..you do have an eye for detail ;) :devil::kiss:

I try. Anyone can notice the big things but it takes real attention to notice the little ones. The goosebumps after a kiss, the shiver after a lick, the exhale after a suck. So I'll do my best to notice every detail as you model the lingerie and more as it slowly comes off. ;) Or maybe not so slowly! :devil:

Cheers
 
Peach it is! I'll bring along the matching Schnaps to make it a real challenge (Drunken Nude Oiled Full Contact Twister). If I fall the only hand hold that MIGHT work is my hair. I'm sure I'll enjoy any other attempt (some more than others ;)) but they are all destined to fail (and the hair one will hurt!). So instead if I fall I think it's only polite that you fall down on top of me to make me feel better (then I'll do my best to make you feel better :devil:).



I try. Anyone can notice the big things but it takes real attention to notice the little ones. The goosebumps after a kiss, the shiver after a lick, the exhale after a suck. So I'll do my best to notice every detail as you model the lingerie and more as it slowly comes off. ;) Or maybe not so slowly! :devil:

Cheers

Okay, time for me to admit that I come here mostly to read your replies!
Laughing...
I love what you notice. And just reading this gave me goosebumps, shivers, and sighs.

Oh, and the pics are good, too! ;)
 
Okay, time for me to admit that I come here mostly to read your replies!
Laughing...
I love what you notice. And just reading this gave me goosebumps, shivers, and sighs.

Oh, and the pics are good, too! ;)

It's OK Mara. I come here mostly to reply so now I'm in good company. :cool: Just today, or was it yesterday since the last few have been a blur, someone else mentioned my replies. She said I flirt in them! Can you believe that?!? :confused: I come to Lit to engage in intercourse with a few people and next thing I'm being called a flirt and a tease. :eek: ;)

If the reading gave that response we should see what happens with a real kiss, lick and suck (and you should go check the posts on your thread :rolleyes:).

I think the pics are good too (mine and yours both :rose:).

Cheers

P.S. intercourse [in-ter-kawrs, -kohrs]

noun
1. dealings or communication between individuals, groups, countries, etc.
2. interchange of thoughts, feelings, etc.​
3. sexual relations or a sexual coupling, especially coitus.
 
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Nothing makes you up your game more than realizing she has the focus to fish out her phone and take a blurry picture of you over her shoulder at a time like this!?!

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

There wasn't a second photo. :devil:

Cheers
 
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Nothing makes you up your game more than realizing she has the focus to fish out her phone and take a blurry picture of you over her shoulder at a time like this!?!

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There wasn't a second photo. :devil:

Cheers

Hehe. Relieving the monotony?
 
That's a great idea. I should make a list. Check it twice. Find out who's naughty and who tastes nice. Come to think of it, I should ask for volunteers. ;) *posts sign up list*

I haven't seen anyone sign up yet! *scribbles my name on several lines*



It's OK Mara. I come here mostly to reply. :cool: Just today, or was it yesterday since the last few have been a blur, someone else mentioned my replies. She said I flirt in them! Can you believe that?!? :confused: I come to Lit to engage in intercourse with a few people and next thing I'm being called a flirt and a tease. :eek: ;)

:eek: Someone dared say such a thing to you? How cheeky! Perhaps having her cheekies turned a few shades of red will make her reconsider that opinion. :D
 
Nothing makes you up your game more than realizing she has the focus to fish out her phone and take a blurry picture of you over her shoulder at a time like this!?!

There wasn't a second photo. :devil:

Cheers

BRAVA and thanks to your lady!!! Great shot!
:kiss:∞∞∞:heart:
 
Nothing makes you up your game more than realizing she has the focus to fish out her phone and take a blurry picture of you over her shoulder at a time like this!?!



There wasn't a second photo. :devil:

Cheers

Thank her for us, great shot!
 
Hehe. Relieving the monotony?

Yeah that's a good way to put it. Then again in and out gets monotonous after a while. :eek:

I haven't seen anyone sign up yet! *scribbles my name on several lines*

:eek: Someone dared say such a thing to you? How cheeky! Perhaps having her cheekies turned a few shades of red will make her reconsider that opinion. :D

Several? That's an entire page! Clever girl! ;)

I know. Sassy strumpet. Oh I'm pretty sure she meant it as a compliment and let's face it, she's right. Doesn't mean she won't get her hide tanned...well her hiney. Though I doubt that would make he reconsider.

BRAVA and thanks to your lady!!! Great shot!
:kiss:∞∞∞:heart:

*bow* Considering how blurry it was I was surprised how much I liked it too Mara. Thanks. :rose:

Thank her for us, great shot!

I'll pass on your kind words Tali. :)

Cheers
 
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Several? That's an entire page! Clever girl! ;)

I know. Sassy strumpet. Oh I'm pretty sure she meant it as a compliment and let's face it, she's right. Doesn't mean she won't get her hide tanned...well her hiney. Though I doubt that would make her reconsider.

Well, my hand cramped a bit, so my cleverness might be debatable, but you can't argue my enthusiasm. ;)

It sounds as if it's far too late to reconsider, so I don't think she'll waste her time doing that. I'm sure she's got other things on her mind. :devil:



p.s. Fixed your typos in my quote. hehe
 
Nothing makes you up your game more than realizing she has the focus to fish out her phone and take a blurry picture of you over her shoulder at a time like this!?!

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There wasn't a second photo. :devil:

Cheers

LOL :D
 
Well, my hand cramped a bit, so my cleverness might be debatable, but you can't argue my enthusiasm. ;)

It sounds as if it's far too late to reconsider, so I don't think she'll waste her time doing that. I'm sure she's got other things on her mind. :devil:

p.s. Fixed your typos in my quote. hehe

Well a cramp every now and then just means you're doing it right! And you are nothing if not enthusiastic. There's a few more words I could use but you have your GB rep to worry about. :eek:

It's never to late to reconsider just as it's never to late to learn something new. But she shouldn't reconsider because she's right. I hope that solace will be a balm on her red behind. ;)

P.S. I fixed it too.


Glad I could get the laugh Lady V. Thanks for stopping by. :rose:

Cheers
 
Well a cramp every now and then just means you're doing it right! And you are nothing if not enthusiastic. There's a few more words I could use but you have your GB rep to worry about. :eek:

It's never too late to reconsider just as it's never too late to learn something new. But she shouldn't reconsider because she's right. I hope that solace will be a balm on her red behind. ;)

P.S. I fixed it too.

You know, I don't give a damn about my bad reputation. ;)

As for the rest, the satisfaction of being right is its own reward. It's almost like the satisfaction of a red behind. :D
 
Nothing makes you up your game more than realizing she has the focus to fish out her phone and take a blurry picture of you over her shoulder at a time like this!?!

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There wasn't a second photo. :devil:

Cheers

Oh my Mr Rogue even though it is a little blurry that is a very very (did I say very) sexy picture. And so provocative....:heart::kiss:
 
You know, I don't give a damn about my bad reputation. ;)

As for the rest, the satisfaction of being right is its own reward. It's almost like the satisfaction of a red behind. :D

Actually I think you enjoy yoru bad reputation! Bad girls, Bad girls, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when GB bans you!

Well she was right. No red behind but she was right.

Well I have several ideas Mr Rogue and you'll be happy to know that none of them require you getting out of that bed. :D:devil:

Oh? Do tell...well not here. I broke the 1000 post limit a little bit ago so there's PLENTY of room in my Inbox. ;) :devil:

Oh my Mr Rogue even though it is a little blurry that is a very very (did I say very) sexy picture. And so provocative....:heart::kiss:

Thanks. :rose: Because of the blurry I contemplated leaving the head in the shot (the one near the top) but it wasn't quite blurry enough. Normally I wouldn't post a shot like that but the more I looked at it the more it worked.

Cheers
 
Nothing makes you up your game more than realizing she has the focus to fish out her phone and take a blurry picture of you over her shoulder at a time like this!?!

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There wasn't a second photo. :devil:

Cheers
I can't believe I missed this one....but then again I was occupied with the lingerie ;) :devil:
It's a great shot, very good positioning ;) :kiss:
 
Actually I think you enjoy yoru bad reputation! Bad girls, Bad girls, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when GB bans you!

Well she was right. No red behind but she was right.

No red behind... yet. :)

The GB would have to notice I'm there before they can ban me. ;)
 
I can't believe I missed this one....but then again I was occupied with the lingerie ;) :devil:
It's a great shot, very good positioning ;) :kiss:

It's ok you were busy. Wait...I mean it's not ok. According to the Literotica Infraction Handbook the required disciplinary action is 10 paddle whacks. Since I'm on my way over with help from the Thunderbirds we can settle up then.

It was a nice shot and positioning but I bet you can do better if you're game. :confused:

No red behind... yet. :)

The GB would have to notice I'm there before they can ban me. ;)

Well put it on the Christmas list. If that fails the Birthday list. Or maybe just the I Got This For You For No Reason Other Than I Thought You'd Enjoy It list. ;)

True. And so few ever push the subbasement button on the Literotica elevator. So you're probably very safe. :D

Cheers
 
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It's ok you were busy. Wait...I mean it's not ok. According to the Literotica Infraction Handbook the required disciplinary action is 10 paddle whacks. Since I'm on my way over with help from the Thunderbirds we can settle up then.

It was a nice shot and positioning but I bet you can do better if you're game. :confused:

Cheers
I'm game, as you're on your way over, how about retrying that shot? ;) :kiss::devil:
 
I'm game, as you're on your way over, how about retrying that shot? ;) :kiss::devil:

Sure! I'll bring the oil and you bring the camera. Oh wait...they get touchy about bottles in flying things (yes even the Traceys) so you bring the oil and the camera and I'll bring the Rogue. :D

Cheers
 
Sure! I'll bring the oil and you bring the camera. Oh wait...they get touchy about bottles in flying things (yes even the Traceys) so you bring the oil and the camera and I'll bring the Rogue. :D

Cheers
Ah..you want a massage too!! I think we can work something out...you rub may back and i'll rub.....!!! Well everywhere I think ;) :devil::kiss:
 
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE SWEET WONDERFUl SEXY ONE.

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:




(lurking more than posting, , but soo love your pictures )
 
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