Want some candy, little girl?

[Aphro]

I was at the bulk store on Tuesday, buying candy and chocolate for the kid's advent calendars, when this display caught my eye. I'm wondering who approved the display design.

Would you like a little something to...suck on, sweetheart?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Oh, wow! That is just awesomely bad.

I like the cherry Blow Pops.

 

[Aphro]

I think it looks like it's jizzing a little bit.

 

[Davesmith42]

And comes in assorted favours lol

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I think it looks like it's jizzing a little bit.

That is the best part!

 

[evesdream]

I was at the bulk store on Tuesday, buying candy and chocolate for the kid's advent calendars, when this display caught my eye. I'm wondering who approved the display design.

Would you like a little something to...suck on, sweetheart?

The longer I look at it, the worse it gets.

 

[evesdream]

Also, reported!

 

[Aphro]

That is the best part!

The best part was me giggling like a high school girl and pulling out my phone to take the picture, with the other people wondering wtf was wrong with me. Trying to explain a dirty mind to elderly women buying dried coconut for their rum balls and holiday baking would gave been amusing as hell.

 

[Pookie]

At least the condoms were pre-applied.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Charms

*nods*

 

[chillywilly2]

I was at the bulk store on Tuesday, buying candy and chocolate for the kid's advent calendars, when this display caught my eye. I'm wondering who approved the display design.

Would you like a little something to...suck on, sweetheart?

Only in your dirty little mind

 

[Adre]

I was at the bulk store on Tuesday, buying candy and chocolate for the kid's advent calendars, when this display caught my eye. I'm wondering who approved the display design.

Would you like a little something to...suck on, sweetheart?

As if we needed more reason to like you.

 

[allateup]

No blatant, intentional implication of underage sex in the title of, or posts in this thread at all...

As many "little girl"s will factually be violated this very day all over the world, yet you - a friggin' female, even - can't stop yourself from making 5th grade humor about it anyway on one of the world's most famous ADULT porn sites.

At least we'll get to see now where you rank in the childboss's popularity pecking order.

 

[Aphro]

Good grief. Seriously?

 

[thør]

Would you like a little something to...suck on, sweetheart?

Did you buy one?

Will you be doing a photo series?

 

[Adre]

You have to wonder about a dude who sees underage sex everywhere. (And keep an eye on him, too.)

 

[Fata Morgana]

No blatant, intentional implication of underage sex in the title of, or posts in this thread at all...

As many "little girl"s will factually be violated this very day all over the world, yet you - a friggin' female, even - can't stop yourself from making 5th grade humor about it anyway on one of the world's most famous ADULT porn sites.

At least we'll get to see now where you rank in the childboss's popularity pecking order.

At least no lions were harmed.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You have to wonder about a dude who sees underage sex everywhere. (And keep an eye on him, too.)

You judge people by your own standards don't you think?

 

[pensivepoet]

Good grief. Seriously?

Now I want to watch a charlie brown christmas.

 

[Adre]

You judge people by your own standards don't you think?

Exactly, liars always think they're being lied to.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

No blatant, intentional implication of underage sex in the title of, or posts in this thread at all...

As many "little girl"s will factually be violated this very day all over the world, yet you - a friggin' female, even - can't stop yourself from making 5th grade humor about it anyway on one of the world's most famous ADULT porn sites.

At least we'll get to see now where you rank in the childboss's popularity pecking order.

you're a cunt, yes?

 

[Adre]

you're a cunt, yes?

That's being just a little unfair to cunts, don't ya think?

 

[Aphro]

Did you buy one?

Will you be doing a photo series?

No. But we're doing a candy exchange at work, and I think I will buy some for that.

Only the pink ones, mind you. Or chocolate flavour, because I hear the chocolate ones are bigger.

 

[spacekowboy]

Did you buy one?

Will you be doing a photo series?

These are the hard hitting questions we've come to expect. Move over Anderson Cooper, there is a new voice of the American public.

 

[thør]

No. But we're doing a candy exchange at work, and I think I will buy some for that.

Only the pink ones, mind you. Or chocolate flavour, because I hear the chocolate ones are bigger.

As long as they keep you grinning.