PM asshattery

[coacheric]

And some people just like to piss YOU off, Charger

Since I'm post stalking her , I'd like to do something to her........Umm, I might want to keep that to myself.....

http://i.imgur.com/59N8S.gif

 

[RjThoughts]

Since I'm post stalking her , I'd like to do something to her........Umm, I might want to keep that to myself.....

http://i.imgur.com/59N8S.gif

Current Coach picture

http://i.livescience.com/images/i/000/075/645/iFF/celery.jpg?1430197534

 

[vanillyicecream]

I think some asshat is trying to entrap me. No names right? But he did post in this thread. Not the same guy/alt who called me out. At least I don't think.

Would you like to watch my webcam while I stroke and cum for you?

 

[Eilan]

Sent to me with "Citations are for anti-citates" in the subject line as a result of a comment I made on a recent fetish forum post. Second paragraph bolded for emphasis.

I read an article about fetishes recently, as I myself have an intense plastic fetish, so have spent many years trying to understand it. That article mentioned that bondage has a very male dominated (sorry for the pun) audience, whereas not so much for women. I'd have to find the article if you insisted.

I really don't mean to be rude, but wow, you have written over 10,000 posts, that's 2.x per day. I would like to ask what you do for a living that lets you spend so much time writing posts. Also, you mention being happily married. Is this true, or are you hiding something, or is that written to ward off 99% of the men on sites like this, who you really WANT to ward off.

When I get home from my weekend travels, I'm totally posting this PM to the asshat thread.

What's the "asshat" thread?

1) 10,000-odd posts over almost 11 years really isn't that prolific.

2) What I do for a living is no one else's business. That said, in my line of work, people are expected to back up their claims with evidence.

3) My relationship dynamics are no one else's business.

 

[Cumference]

Don't be too hard on the poor 'hat.

If it takes him all day to write two posts, his life can't be easy!

 

[rainbowdash30]

Only had two PMs so far, but:

first was a random, "Hi, how's it going?" thing that, doubtless, meant the dude was going through everyone with a vaguely-female username and hoping for a bite.

Second was my favourite type: fishing for information about a post I'd made, which means they didn't real my profile, which is an automatic no-reply.

 

[Emerson40]

Sent to me with "Citations are for anti-citates" in the subject line as a result of a comment I made on a recent fetish forum post. Second paragraph bolded for emphasis.1) 10,000-odd posts over almost 11 years really isn't that prolific.

2) What I do for a living is no one else's business. That said, in my line of work, people are expected to back up their claims with evidence.

3) My relationship dynamics are no one else's business.

Happily married to ward of dicks. HA! His very question is made redundant by his assumptive PM.

Fella took the time to peek at your profile and found 'happily married', but failed to see you are a gainfully self-employed Cat Herder.

Now I have never herded cats, but have walked a dog or two, which in the scheme of things does not even come close to the rigors of shepherding felines. How you find time for 2 posts a day...awe-inspiring Eilan. You must never sleep.

 

[Eilan]

#TheStruggleIsReal

 

[talikat]

Sent to me with "Citations are for anti-citates" in the subject line as a result of a comment I made on a recent fetish forum post. Second paragraph bolded for emphasis.1) 10,000-odd posts over almost 11 years really isn't that prolific.

2) What I do for a living is no one else's business. That said, in my line of work, people are expected to back up their claims with evidence.

3) My relationship dynamics are no one else's business.

OMG! You have time to write 2 posts per day?

These dudes crack me up!!

Don't be too hard on the poor 'hat.

If it takes him all day to write two posts, his life can't be easy!

*snort*

Only had two PMs so far, but:

first was a random, "Hi, how's it going?" thing that, doubtless, meant the dude was going through everyone with a vaguely-female username and hoping for a bite.

Second was my favourite type: fishing for information about a post I'd made, which means they didn't real my profile, which is an automatic no-reply.

*nods*

 

[Learin]

My profile says 3.5 posts per day.

I guess that makes me a homeless drunk.

 

[Kinky_babygirl]

*note* I have never spoken with this person before

Him: Hi, what stories on lit make you reach down to tease yr clit

Me: No

Him: You dont read stories

Me: "No" As in that was a rude ass opening message and I wasn't going there with you

Him: oh ok fucktard

.....

 

[Kinky_babygirl]

I've been informed by another PM that my name may be the reason I attract asses such as the above.

Hmmmmm

FYI anyone looking through my posts--any more bullshit is going directly here. Some of you guys are really making it hard for the decent ones out there...

 

[Eilan]

I've been informed by another PM that my name may be the reason I attract asses such as the above.

I know, right? You were totes asking for it. [/sarcasm]

 

[talikat]

My profile says 3.5 posts per day.

I guess that makes me a homeless drunk.

Mine says 3.71!!

Woo hoo!! I've retired!!! Cheers!!

 

[Que]

I've been informed by another PM that my name may be the reason I attract asses such as the above.

Hmmmmm

FYI anyone looking through my posts--any more bullshit is going directly here. Some of you guys are really making it hard for the decent ones out there...

Decency is acheivable?

Huh.

I guess maybe I should work on that.

 

[vanillyicecream]

Two in a row, one right after the other.

The first one I suppose he should get full marks for being a little more creative. Still, I never saw any of his posts in stuff I read, and we never interacted. But it's quite an opening line:

You're intrigued by the note you received, specifically a picture of a leash and collar with an address. You're unsure what to make of it but your body is telling you yes. You show up and I greet you , nothing seems amiss until you walk in further and there on the table is said leash and collar....

This one came on the heels of the one above. This guy sends this or something similar a few times a year.

Hi perhaps this an off the wall question but it's a scenario I find my self obsessed with and extremely turned on by. If I was your husband and one night a young friend from work named Kevin ( or ANYONE you like for that matter ) was over visiting sitting across from us on the loveseat as we sat on the couch and we had all had a few drinks and I started kissing your neck and whispering in your ear telling you that he had a crush on you and that he's been trying to look down your blouse and up your skirt all night what would you say how would you react???

Usually it involves his teenage son, so my reply:

What happened? Your teenage son finally run away from home?

He just replied:

ok I guess your not into it

 

[Kinky_babygirl]

Decency is acheivable?

Huh.

I guess maybe I should work on that.

Hey...depravity has its allure...but you know, time and a place for everything ; )

 

[Cumference]

I had to say something.

We have damaged the poor boy!

You don't want my captions? Fine. I'll take them elsewhere. I'm just tired of people being babies about my captions. Jeez!

Poor under appreciated kid!

(But his diarrheal captioning has actually ceased)

 

[vanillyicecream]

Got this gem yesterday. Not the worst, but it brought a chuckle:

How are you girl?
I hope you are more interesting than the other women here....

Is this how you always greet women?

Well as you can see it works....
How are you? ? Starting your day?

Ummm...no it doesn't. Good luck.

 

[Eilan]

(But his diarrheal captioning has actually ceased)

Ha!

Got this gem yesterday. Not the worst, but it brought a chuckle:

Funny how someone who leads with the oh-so-clever-and-original "Hi, how are you?" post would suggest that Lit women are boring.

 

[Lyricalli]

Got this gem yesterday. Not the worst, but it brought a chuckle:

Personally, I really enjoy it when someone I don't know PM's me and calls me 'girl'. Just makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.

 

[LadyJS]

So I get this PM from someone I've never spoken to before, titled "Wanted to say hi...hope this captures your interest". He doesn't even say anything about himself. It's just a long-assed story that goes on forever and a day! I mean, what the fuck is this shit? Do you fucking copy and paste this and PM this shit to every woman here? If you were trying to impressed me you fucking failed miserably!

 

[Eilan]

So I get this PM from someone I've never spoken to before, titled "Wanted to say hi...hope this captures your interest". He doesn't even say anything about himself. It's just a long-assed story that goes on forever and a day! I mean, what the fuck is this shit? Do you fucking copy and paste this and PM this shit to every woman here? If you were trying to impressed me you fucking failed miserably!

Yes. He does. The opening sounds familiar, in fact.

There's also the guy who leads with "May I ask, respectfully, if you find this erotic?" and then includes a porn gif.

 

[Lyricalli]

Yes. He does. The opening sounds familiar, in fact.

There's also the guy who leads with "May I ask, respectfully, if you find this erotic?" and then includes a porn gif.

Yep! The first sounds familiar, and the second one makes his rounds every few months.

 

[Saucyminx]

From another of my online haunts--first contact:

Asshat: You have nice breast hun.

Well damn it. I wonder which one?!?