Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I really must go in the bath
Or else you'll incur mommy's wrath

 

[Hornblende]

I really must go in the bath
Or else you'll incur mommy's wrath
But it's private in there Really going in the bath now! *waves*

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I really must go in the bath
Or else you'll incur mommy's wrath
But it's private in there Really going in the bath now! *waves*
Bubbles everywhere! Thanks for playing, enjoy!

 

[37_ttej]

Oh where has our Stickygirl gone?

 

[albrooks]

Oh where has our Stickygirl gone?

Oh where has our Sticky girl gone?
I heard she is living with Shawn.

 

[37_ttej]

Oh where has our Sticky girl gone?
I heard she is living with Shawn.
Maybe their in bed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Oh where has our Sticky girl gone?
I heard she is living with Shawn.
Maybe their in bed
Maybe they are wed??

 

[albrooks]

Oh where has our Sticky girl gone?
I heard she is living with Shawn.
Maybe their in bed
Maybe they are wed??

Oh where has our Sticky girl gone?
I heard she is living with Shawn.
Maybe they're in bed
Maybe they are wed??
I guess I will call her at dawn.

 

[Hornblende]

Her hunger for him was profound

 

[albrooks]

There is a lot to be said

 

[albrooks]

Sorry disregard my post. Slow internet.

 

[albrooks]

Her hunger for him was profound

Her hunger for him was profound
Stretching deep like a root in the ground.

 

[Hornblende]

Sorry disregard my post. Slow internet.

No problem!


There is a lot to be said
For more than two people in bed

 

[albrooks]

No problem!


There is a lot to be said
For more than two people in bed

There is a lot to be said
For more than two people in bed
So if two is a bore
Make room for some more
And have a threesome instead!

 

[Hornblende]

There is a lot to be said
For more than two people in bed
So if two is a bore
Make room for some more
And have a threesome instead!

 

[suckonsimon]

Her hunger for him was profound
Stretching deep like a root in the ground.
He wanted to grow

 

[barefootgirl69]

Her hunger for him was profound
Stretching deep like a root in the ground.
He wanted to grow
But he was too slow

 

[thebeesknees]

Her hunger for him was profound
Stretching deep like a root in the ground.
He wanted to grow
But he was too slow
Now another is humping her mound

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Movember has finally begun

 

[suckonsimon]

Movember has finally begun
With my stubble I'll give it a run

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Movember has finally begun
With my stubble I'll give it a run
but don't snag her muff

 

[Bitesback]

Movember has finally begun
With my stubble I'll give it a run
but don't snag her muff
Or you'll get a rebuff

 

[suckonsimon]

Movember has finally begun
With my stubble I'll give it a run
but don't snag her muff
thigh-crush can be tough!

 

[suckonsimon]

Movember has finally begun
With my stubble I'll give it a run
but don't snag her muff
Or you'll get a rebuff
And I hate a red sore on my bun

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Movember has finally begun
With my stubble I'll give it a run
but don't snag her muff
Or you'll get a rebuff
Playing solo is not quite as fun

Movember has finally begun
With my stubble I'll give it a run
but don't snag her muff
thigh-crush can be tough!
your 'stache will get stuck 'tween her buns!