Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

He asked her to sit on his knee
But she implored him permission to pee.
He followed her there,
And once she was bare
He took her with consummate glee

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There once was a slut named Matilda;

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a slut named Matilda
Who'd forgotten each man who had filled her

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There once was a slut named Matilda
Who'd forgotten each man who had filled her

She never had food,
And often would brood;
Damn, I wish now that I had billed Ya.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There was an old man with a drum.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There was an old man with a drum.

Who had a big dick but no cum.

 

[Hornblende]

There was an old man with a drum.
Of lube sealed up with some gum

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Who had a big dick but no cum.

She often would cry,
With a tear in her eye;

 

[Hornblende]

She often would cry,
With a tear in her eye;

Then pleasure herself with her thumb

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Very good. Now you start.

 

[Hornblende]

Very good. Now you start.

He whipped out his tool with delight

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

And wondered which girl he should slight.

 

[Hornblende]

But while taking his pick

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

But while taking his pick

He remembered a lick
That always ended his plight.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

I often gaze at the stars,
And ponder my sex life on Mars.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

I often gaze at the stars,
And ponder my sex life on Mars.

But if I were alone,
And wanting a bone;

 

[Hornblende]

I often gaze at the stars,
And ponder my sex life on Mars.
But if I were alone,
And wanting a bone
I'd have to play finger guitars (OK, contrived, I admit )

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There once was a young boy named Rick.

Who had a big curve in his dick.

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a young boy named Rick.
Who had a big curve in his dick.
But the size of his tool

 

[suckonsimon]

There once was a young boy named Rick.
Who had a big curve in his dick.
But the size of his tool

she thought was real cool
so he screwed her and was his cum thick!

 

[suckonsimon]

Hey, Hornblende - I'm enjoying all your posts! You're a great new asset on Lit!

 

[37_ttej]

Wow, this thread went and got busy!

 

[Hornblende]

Hey, Hornblende - I'm enjoying all your posts! You're a great new asset on Lit!

Why thank you, now finish this rhyme

 

[barefootgirl69]

Why thank you, now finish this rhyme
I might if I had the time

 

[Hornblende]

Why thank you, now finish this rhyme
I might if I had the time
Oh do hang around