Oh Que!

[Que]

lol nodding profusely.


..ummmm ending -ey - in Oz gets used a lot . A surfer is a surfie, hence biker is bikie. (note spelling).
Aussie Motorists Party? US has a Gun Lobby ffs.

next!

True enough, but we cannot register as the "I like guns, so there! party."

-I checked.

 

[jezzilee]

He knew you were not keen on the idea of public titillation - for money! Lots of money! And Fame.

Been there, done that... gonna write a book.

 

[MichaelinChina]

-I checked.

You are nothing, if not thorough. (that sounds weird)

 

[MichaelinChina]

Been there, done that... gonna write a book.

ha! the (promised) story is still coming too!

 

[gypsyTX]

I have an appointment with the Ortho surgeon to see what they are going to do with my ankle.

Ouch. I think I read something about that. I'm sorry. I hope they can fix it up soon!

He asked you to strip, not me!

Technically, he didn't ask anything. He just invited me back as an audience.

gypsy...any relation to Gypsy Rose Lee, the stripper?

Who?

Somebody is gonna take somethin' off up in here and I figure it might as well be someone with nice legs.

...and a proven track record of exhibitionism.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I've amended my ways. Sort of.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Famous beautiful stripper probably before you were born. You can use Google?

 

[jezzilee]

ha! the (promised) story is still coming too!

I have six hours (maybe eight, my mom is driving) in a car ahead of me. I would write it then but I don't want to type it on my phone.... how about this. You give me a topic and I will post a short by tomorrow morning.

Ouch. I think I read something about that. I'm sorry. I hope they can fix it up soon!

Thanks, I am hoping so too so I can get rid of the boot!

 

[gypsyTX]

Famous beautiful stripper probably before you were born. You can use Google?

Meh. Much easier and more fun to bother others for answers
It's almost like conversation.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I have six hours (maybe eight, my mom is driving) in a car ahead of me. I would write it then but I don't want to type it on my phone.... how about this. You give me a topic and I will post a short by tomorrow morning.

Can you use a pen and paper? You remember how to write with them right?
It might arouse your mother's interest though. What will you say when you are writing an erotic story about your first stripping job?

Thanks, I am hoping so too so I can get rid of the boot!

Give the boot 'the boot' huh? btw I missed it, what's the problem?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Meh. Much easier and more fun to bother others for answers
It's almost like conversation.

(from Wikipedia)
Gypsy Rose Lee (January 8, 1911 – April 26, 1970) was an American burlesque entertainer famous for her striptease act. She was also an actress, author, and....that's enough for now.



Conversation? what's that?

 

[jezzilee]

Well, crap. It's time to unplug the comp and load it in my car...I will be back though. Intermittently cuz I am in the boonies and the cell does have dead spots up in this neck of the woods.

 

[Que]

I've amended my ways. Sort of.

I might have noticed that one has to peruse community threads if one wants to find the odd glimpse, these days. Was meaning to ask about that, but perhaps that is not for public consumption.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Well, crap. It's time to unplug the comp and load it in my car...I will be back though. Intermittently cuz I am in the boonies and the cell does have dead spots up in this neck of the woods.

Shades of 'Deliverance'...banjo pickin' redneck hillbillies, and murder on the river.
You be right careful now chile, you hear me??

Worse still you being offline for up to 8 hours. Will you survive the ordeal?

 

[Que]

(from Wikipedia)
Gypsy Rose Lee (January 8, 1911 – April 26, 1970) was an American burlesque entertainer famous for her striptease act. She was also an actress, author, and....that's enough for now.



Conversation? what's that?

Burlesque. Underrated. These days more strip, less tease.

 

[jezzilee]

Shades of 'Deliverance'...banjo pickin' redneck hillbillies, and murder on the river.
You be right careful now chile, you hear me??

Worse still you being offline for up to 8 hours. Will you survive the ordeal?

Dude, I have my phone. As long as I don't get caught up finishing Grey I will be right here annoying the heck out of all of you wonderful people.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Burlesque. Underrated. These days more strip, less tease.

Burlesque is making a comeback. Often women are more erotic with only a little clothing on than totally in your face shaved pubes nudity.

It's what you don't see (the tease) that is more exciting. Agree ladies?

 

[gypsyTX]

(from Wikipedia)
Gypsy Rose Lee (January 8, 1911 – April 26, 1970) was an American burlesque entertainer famous for her striptease act. She was also an actress, author, and....that's enough for now.

Probably before I was born??
I'll have to do more research on her. I love burlesque.

Conversation? what's that?

Uh-huh. Smartass.

I might have noticed that one has to peruse community threads if one wants to find the odd glimpse, these days. Was meaning to ask about that, but perhaps that is not for public consumption.

Nothing secret, but a rather boring conversation.

Well, crap. It's time to unplug the comp and load it in my car...I will be back though. Intermittently cuz I am in the boonies and the cell does have dead spots up in this neck of the woods.

Have a good day!
I gotta scoot too. http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smileys/bye-smiley.gif

 

[jezzilee]

Burlesque is making a comeback. Often women are more erotic with only a little clothing on than totally in your face shaved pubes nudity.

It's what you don't see (the tease) that is more exciting. Agree ladies?

The tease the build up. The excitement. So much fun!

 

[Lyricalli]

I don't have time to catch up on the whole thread right now, though I will later, so I'm just going to drop this in the middle of whatever you're doing now:

Which was better? the chocolates or the sex?

Oh and I am available: I have been known to get people of the opposite sex horny too. Quickly. No chocolates though. how about a

Definitely the sex. And the chocolates were wonderful.

I was going to look for that recipe for chocolate body paint and issue my recommendations for the various bristles available for tactile sensations.

As I recall, it is butter and semi-sweet chocolate chips melted in a double boiler and allowed to cool to room temperature. For temperature sensation play, consider a slow drizzle while still warm. I'd test that first on the inside of your wrist before splashing it on a bound victim, however.

Oh bloody hell. Well, I guess I asked for it, didn't I? Now, I'm going to be thinking about that all damn day.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[jezzilee]

I don't have time to catch up on the whole thread right now, though I will later, so I'm just going to drop this in the middle of whatever you're doing now:





Definitely the sex. And the chocolates were wonderful.





Oh bloody hell. Well, I guess I asked for it, didn't I? Now, I'm going to be thinking about that all damn day.

Welcome back! I am happy to hear the sex was the highlight of your evening!

 

[jezzilee]

Ok, I saw this in a quote .....and agree that this sounds acceptable ( chocolate, butter of course being right). Its that stuff in jars that is vile.



Elle.

Imitation crap is never as good as fresh. When I lived in Pennsylvania I had my first ever fresh from the tree peach. I have not purchased a peach from the produce section of a store since. Nothing compares to the original.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[thefishfryer]

43 pages and still no boobies. Is this a record?

 

[jezzilee]

43 pages and still no boobies. Is this a record?

I have booties. I just didn't whip them out.