Oh Que!

[MichaelinChina]

Looks like I missed the Mike and Jezzi Show featuring Smooth today.

Someone brought me chocolates and had sex with me, so I was distracted.


Where's Que? I need to get horny again.

Which was better? the chocolates or the sex?

Oh and I am available: I have been known to get people of the opposite sex horny too. Quickly. No chocolates though. how about a

 

[Que]

You know what is awesome in that vein? Chocolate body paint.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Put that offer on hold.


Now...Jezz (Missing you by the way, it's lonely on the thread now).

Have you given any thought to the music you are going to use when you do your striptease for the 1000th post yet?

You Can Leave Your Hat On is always a popular choice.

Or go really retro with The Stripper - an 'oldie but a goodie'.

 

[MichaelinChina]

You know what is awesome in that vein? Chocolate body paint.

Mainlining chocolate body paint?

 

[jezzilee]

...and I am back. What did I miss?

 

[Que]

...and I am back. What did I miss?

You are just in time.

I was going to look for that recipe for chocolate body paint and issue my recommendations for the various bristles available for tactile sensations.

As I recall, it is butter and semi-sweet chocolate chips melted in a double boiler and allowed to cool to room temperature. For temperature sensation play, consider a slow drizzle while still warm. I'd test that first on the inside of your wrist before splashing it on a bound victim, however.

 

[Que]

This one is a bit more sophisticated: http://www.marieclaire.com/food-cocktails/a2434/chocolate-body-paint-recipe-valentines-day-recipes/

 

[MichaelinChina]

...and I am back. What did I miss?

Want me to tell you everything you missed?
ha..for that you have to go back a page or three.

 

[jezzilee]

That sounds like a lot of fun... of course, I am one of the few females who does not really like chocolate so I would have to be the paintee and not the painter, assuming the painter was going to sample their masterpiece. Now, find me a recipe for raspberry body paints and watch my tongue go to work!

 

[MichaelinChina]

This one is a bit more sophisticated: http://www.marieclaire.com/food-cocktails/a2434/chocolate-body-paint-recipe-valentines-day-recipes/

Jesus, it's morphed into a cookery thread now!

 

[jezzilee]

um, my paint brush...watch my paint brush create a melodious masterpiece worthy of consumption. Or something.

 

[MichaelinChina]

That sounds like a lot of fun... of course, I am one of the few females who does not really like chocolate so I would have to be the paintee and not the painter, assuming the painter was going to sample their masterpiece. Now, find me a recipe for raspberry body paints and watch my tongue go to work!

YOU DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE!!

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'd test that first on the inside of your wrist before splashing it on a bound victim, however.

Or not.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MichaelinChina]

um, my paint brush...watch my paint brush create a melodious masterpiece worthy of consumption. Or something.

you said tongue...or tounge for those who spell it that way...

 

[MichaelinChina]

You must know better chocolate body paint than I ever found. I think it tastes vile, the types I tasted years ago.


Elle

you might have tasted the recycled stuff...AFTER it's been on the body.

 

[Que]

That sounds like a lot of fun... of course, I am one of the few females who does not really like chocolate so I would have to be the paintee and not the painter, assuming the painter was going to sample their masterpiece. Now, find me a recipe for raspberry body paints and watch my tongue go to work!

Interesting...I am not a huge fan of raspberry. Like real ones hate the artificial flavoring which to my pilot tastes like bile, not raspberry.

That said I looked. I keep finding raspberry chocolate, not plain raspberry.

Seems warmed jam would work, no?

As an aside does anyone say the "p" in raspberry? I don't. Makes it hard to spell like February, Realtor, and Library. I should work on my diction. Voice to text is embarrassing in what it reveals.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Que]

Or not.

Someone is angling for some abuse. And not just because her avatar is clearly asking for a spanking.

 

[MichaelinChina]

N'uhuh. Not my style. But neither is yucky chocolate. I like chocolate but not 'chocolate flavoured stuff' or extraneous chocolate appearing randomly and making things less than the sum of their parts, and just unpleasant tasting chocolate ( which appears across price bands and countries to MY tastes, I know others vary).

Chinese chocolate is ...different. Not as good as western brands.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Someone is angling for some abuse. And not just because her avatar is clearly asking for a spanking.

Oh, I thought it might have been me!

...and all my avatar suggests is that a couple of oversize chickens might need plucking.

 

[Que]

Jesus, it's morphed into a cookery thread now!

Cooking is a very good way to get a woman out of her clothes. Even if it does not result in immediate panty-dropping, at a minimum you can get them to loosen their waistband.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Cooking is a very good way to get a woman out of her clothes. Even if it does not result in immediate panty-dropping, at a minimum you can get them to loosen their waistband.

Oh I know! I wasn't displeased!

Ready ladies? Got just your aprons on?

and I am reliably told (or reminded) that men who can cook are extremely sexy!

Good in the kitchen, even better in the bedroom.

 

[Adre]

Cooking is a very good way to get a woman out of her clothes. Even if it does not result in immediate panty-dropping, at a minimum you can get them to loosen their waistband.

Panties fall like autumn leaves for my stir fries.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Panties fall like autumn leaves for my stir fries.

You see? It's true!