“I don't always _______, but, when I do, I_______”

[John_Q_Public]

It never has “no idea.” It is the “gold standard” for sexy. If you were to read it's post aloud you'd probably get laid.

It's.. the most interesting thread in the world!!!

I don’t always send PMs, but when I do,I prefer size 7 font.

 

[lowphat]

I don't always slap idiots, but when I do, I want to slap their WHOLE FACE!

 

[Othermoose]

I don't always eat an entire cheesecake by myself, but when I do I cry afterwords.

 

[cliteatingman]

I don't always fuck but when I do I fuck you.

 

[John_Q_Public]

I don't always shoot cum on you, but, when I do, I prefer to do it on your face.

 

[Lia Monde]

I don't always do threesomes, but, when I do, I squeeze in the middle.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't always post on the Playground, but, when I do, I seem to piss off some people.

 

[Lia Monde]

I don't always go down, but, when I do, I always get them off.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I don't always wear lipstick, but when I do I have something special in mind

 

[Mayberrygirl]

I don't always stub my toe on my coffee table...but when I do...I hop around and say "Ouch you mutherfucker that hurts"!!! Damn...

 

[Lia Monde]

I don't always stub my toe on my coffee table...but when I do...I hop around and say "Ouch you mutherfucker that hurts"!!! Damn...

Ouch! But funny...

I don't always plan to masturbate, but, when I do, I always end with a smile.

 

[Cymru6969]

Ouch! But funny...

I don't always plan to masturbate, but, when I do, I always end with a smile.

nice new thread, John Q.

I don't always look at women's breasts, but when I do, I.......who the fuck am I kidding

 

[DancingSquirrel]

I don't always go to see a ballet, but when I do, I try and make sure my friends are performing in the show.

 

[curvynsweet]

I don't always stub my toe on my coffee table...but when I do...I hop around and say "Ouch you mutherfucker that hurts"!!! Damn...

Sorry, I laughed cuz I can see myself doing this!!!

I don't always think with my heart, but when I do, I usually regret it lol

 

[lowphat]

I don't always lift her skirt, but when I do, I bend her over the sofa

 

[MsLoveLee]

“I don't always get to suck cock, but, when I do, I deep throat.”

 

[lowphat]

“I don't always get to suck cock, but, when I do, I deep throat.”

LMAO! I like you

 

[Mayberrygirl]

I don't always go fishing...
But when I do...I bait my own hook!

 

[Kat73]

I don't always cum, but whe I do, I often squirt!

 

[julybaby04]

I don't always flirt with guys, but when I do, I make sure they know it.

 

[Gyps33boi]

I don't always make time for women, but when I do, I make sure to leave them satified...

 

[Penuche]

I don't always type dirty, but when I do, I think you'd better have a lot of ice to hand.

 

[MausAss]

I don't always leave sentences half-finished, but, when I do, I_______

 

[John_Q_Public]

nice new thread, John Q.

I don't always look at women's breasts, but when I do, I.......who the fuck am I kidding

I don't always say thank you, but when I do, I mean it.

 

[John_Q_Public]

I don't always go fishing...
But when I do...I bait my own hook!

I don't always fall in love so quickly, but when I do it's because of post like these. Haha. Want to go fishing?