New towels

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm going to throw one in the dryer, and when it's good and warm, I'm going to have sex with it.

 

[Fala]

I'm going to throw one in the dryer, and when it's good and warm, I'm going to have sex with it.

wash it first!

 

[Noor]

wash it first!

Yes, those stabilizers for shop display can be evil.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

My towel has an std?

 

[Fala]

My towel has an std?

......worse, it probably has a third world concoction of chemicals that will rot your lips off.

I wash everything before it's first use.....everything.

Also, this is the best opportunity to wash anything with color...reds....blacks...anything with color on gentle cycle with a half vinegar wash.

Only same colors, of course....the vinegar sets in the colors and as long as you always wash thereafter in cold water....they keep their colors.

Oh, and turn everything inside out. With tops, especially, I slip them into those netted/zippered wash pouches.

hang to dry.
except for the towels....you will be able to enjoy them fresh out of dryer tonight!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm ot that cautious about real sex.

 

[ElijaRDC]

I'm going to throw one in the dryer, and when it's good and warm, I'm going to have sex with it.

I don't even blame you. Warm, fluffy towels are fucking amazing.

 

[Fala]

I'm ot that cautious about real sex.

Are you referring to sex partners? Well, you should be, doll.

Some of the best sex I've ever had is with myself. However....ain't nuthin better than a big dick.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Are you referring to sex partners? Well, you should be, doll.

Some of the best sex I've ever had is with myself. However....ain't nuthin better than a big dick.

I had ice cream instead. I'm not doing laundry just to have sex.

 

[Fala]

I had ice cream instead. I'm not doing laundry just to have sex.

*deleted post due to TMI*

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I was doing the butt buff with one of my old towels last week and ripped it in half like the Hulk. I then posed naked for 10 minutes in front of the mirror like a body builder. Hence the new towels.

 

[Fala]

I was doing the butt buff with one of my old towels last week and ripped it in half like the Hulk. I then posed naked for 10 minutes in front of the mirror like a body builder. Hence the new towels.

Fuck the towels...I'll take YOU...and I promise not to turn you inside out, wash you in vinegar and hang you to dry before use.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Fuck the towels...I'll take YOU...and I promise not to turn you inside out, wash you in vinegar and hang you to dry before use.

That whole vinegar on towels thing... does that actually work? I'd be afraid of having to throw my towels out because they'd smell permanently of vinegar.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It probably worked great in the 19th century.

 

[Fala]

That whole vinegar on towels thing... does that actually work? I'd be afraid of having to throw my towels out because they'd smell permanently of vinegar.

Oh no, doll! I don't ever worry about the towels....unless they were colored towels from Neiman Marcus or something. But, I don't buy my towels from there.

Even if you did wash the towels in vinegar and you still smelled the vinegar...just re-wash normally. They'll be fine!

What I DO wash in vinegar tho, as I meant to say...are clothing. NEW clothing. Here is a quick link I found about it.

http://www.sparkpeople.com/secrets.asp?tip=7888_new_clothes_wash_with_vinegar_to_set_the_dye

Your blacks will stay black without fading...just don't put them in the dryer. Also, bright colored clothes stay bright without fading. You ONLY have to do this the FIRST time you wash them! Thereafter, just wash normally in cold water and regular detergent. The first vinegar wash is only to set the colors in so they don't fade for a long time.

It always helps to turn the garment inside out and put them into one of those zippered, mesh type bags you can find at places like Target or Wal-Mart.


Seriously, I have clothes I was wearing back when I was 16 years old. I still have them and they still look great. My granddaughter is now very into the old 70's retro look and is always wanting to borrow them.

I'm thrilled! Our only deal is that she brings them back UNWASHED so I can be sure to wash them the right way.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I have to add Iron Out just to keep my clothes from turning into:

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/guitarhero/images/7/78/IronMan.png/revision/latest?cb=20140812205512

 

[tactful]

I'm going to throw one in the dryer, and when it's good and warm, I'm going to have sex with it.

What ever happened to pillows?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

What ever happened to pillows?

Too vanilla.

 

[tactful]

Too vanilla.

But aren't they squeezably soft, and firm at the same time?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

But aren't they squeezably soft, and firm at the same time?

My favorite pillow has the density of a sandbag.

 

[Fala]

My favorite pillow has the density of a sandbag.

Criminy, you don't use one of those (Sobakawa) buckwheat husk pillows do you?

My husband uses one of those and I think it feels like a sandbag too. ugh.

 

[tactful]

My favorite pillow has the density of a sandbag.

Maybe you should buy a new one, for a change of pace.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Criminy, you don't use one of those (Sobakawa) buckwheat husk pillows do you?

My husband uses one of those and I think it feels like a sandbag too. ugh.

Maybe you should buy a new one, for a change of pace.

I think it's memory foam, but I put a cheap, thin, chopped chicken feather pillow over it. Then I have a big, fat cuddle pillow that I wrestle all night long. They are old and gross but it works.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The towel hangs unsatisfied over the shower rod.