The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[lovetoread]

I used to rock stirrup pants.

I used to wear them with leg warmers.

 

[Lorilei]

I used to wear them with leg warmers.

 

[deehere]

Hmm

youtube is weird, but fuck it. nancy sinatra works. it's not the four seasons, but whatever.

you keep lying when you oughta be truthin'.

I've always loved her duet with her Dad, "Somethin' Stupid".

 

[Wings]

Why were your tits ducking? Was someone shooting at them?

I like it when they quack.

 

[Que]

I've always loved her duet with her Dad, "Somethin' Stupid".

I don't recall that one but how about Natalie Cole's duet on 'Unforgeable' with her Dad, posthumously?

 

[Mr Noone]

Mr Noone, we shall call this thread from now on The Blurteen in honour of the old country.

Ye Olde Blurteen.

Ceart go leor. Agus anois tá sé "Snáth na mBlurtín".

 

[Aglaopheme]

Brutal.

 

[spacekowboy]

I like it when they quack.

Next time, video.

 

[spacekowboy]

Maybe her man was shooting his hot pearly bullets of creamy jizzum joy at 'em.

It's a fun activity to do, actually.

Damned soulless gingers having all the fun.

 

[pointless]

yes, this game isn't as fun. sure, i'm liking the mets leading, but the cubs almost seem nervous or something.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I dunno what's up with Arrieta.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Brah, chill. Ain't gotta be like that. Not a hard line. It just be d2 to d4, dig?

I'll quit using the Queen's gambit open. I'll switch it up to something else. Come on back to the chessboard we'll work this out.

NewarkChessKing is my name on the Chess with friends app.

 

[Que]

NewarkChessKing is my name on the Chess with friends app.

Fuck you didn't say so earlier, my brotha?

 

[Que]

..and I lied. d2 to d4 ...same as it ever was. I'm way out of practice. Gotta go with what works. (sometimes)

 

[smoothg103rd]

Fuck you didn't say so earlier, my brotha?

Lol, I just downloaded it.

 

[smoothg103rd]

..and I lied. d2 to d4 ...same as it ever was. I'm way out of practice. Gotta go with what works. (sometimes)

Fuck is d2 to d4?

 

[deehere]

Hmm

I don't recall that one but how about Natalie Cole's duet on 'Unforgeable' with her Dad, posthumously?

You'll have to check it out on YouTube . Yes, her duet with Nat was well done. Then again, Nat could sing the phone book and it would be fabulous.

 

[Que]

Fuck is d2 to d4?

Means I took the pawn that is located 4 columns over from the right (my right) and moved him up from the 2nd row (d2) to the 4th row (d4) in that column that my queen is at one end and your king at the other. My next move was c2 c4. Works the same way.

Its harder to do it in your head from the black side because the letters and numbers are backwards or upside down for you. Because its just another way for the white man to keep the black man down, dig?

 

[Que]

You ever play battleship? Where you call out grid coordinates to score hits on the other guys fleet? It works like that. If you dont already you should get that game for your kids. Dont get the electronic one, go old school. Its good for their minds. Helps with spatial reasoning. Same as chess does. Makes you have to picture the other guys situation in your head.

 

[Riles]

Panera, I will be over for my artichoke and spinach soufflé with my cappuccino in the morning. Thank you.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

yes, this game isn't as fun. sure, i'm liking the mets leading, but the cubs almost seem nervous or something.

I dunno what's up with Arrieta.

I'm not counting the Cubs out this early, but the Mets drew first blood by the throat and they'd be fools to let go of it, even if the body goes even a little limp.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You ever play battleship? Where you call out grid coordinates to score hits on the other guys fleet? It works like that. If you dont already you should get that game for your kids. Dont get the electronic one, go old school. Its good for their minds. Helps with spatial reasoning. Same as chess does. Makes you have to picture the other guys situation in your head.

Nah, I never played battleship, and I doubt my kids will be interested. My daughter just wants to do them dumb ass Dj Lilman dances all day and take pictures. Cartoons are the only thing that gets my sons attention. If it's isn't a tablet that the game is on, they aren't interested.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm not counting the Cubs out this early, but the Mets drew first blood by the throat and they'd be fools to let go of it, even if the body goes even a little limp.

Me either. I would have liked to have seen them come out of that with more than one run. Get some momentum going.

 

[Equinoxe]

That's disappointing. I'm very disappointed.

 

[thør]

I have thrown in the towel on making soufflés. I suck at it.

Panera, I will be over for my artichoke and spinach soufflé with my cappuccino in the morning. Thank you.

I've had good luck with dessert soufflés in the past.