The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Fuckette]

brah

 

[AllyRose]

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12043170_10153253414462499_9190062025714851366_n.jpg?oh=3aca3ffbb3403376ba21564e450830b0&oe=56D04BC7

I called my hot chocolate beautiful... and then I drank it.

 

[lovetoread]

monster!

 

[AllyRose]

monster!

I have no regrets.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sexy kinda.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9vgitd7a1rsarqpo1_1280.jpg

 

[AllyRose]

Sexy kinda.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9vgitd7a1rsarqpo1_1280.jpg

Showing a lot of skin. Total skank.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Good legs, though

 

[lovetoread]

stirrup pants?

 

[spacekowboy]

Exactly

 

[Eyereadtoo]

I'm not sure which blurt thread is the actual, legitimate blurt thread?

 

[phantom4533]

This is the actual blurt thread. All other blurt threads are virtual.

 

[Fata Morgana]

This is the blurteen.

 

[Que]

I decamped from my normal domicile and am staying fugitive style in the barrio. Everyone here has dogs. Dogs and I tend to get along.

A couple of pit bulls surprised me the other day when I was organizing my trunk, but they decided I would make a decent friend or an unsavory meal. They seem friendly enough.

Today they were out in the yard, and I decided to snap a picture of the rascals. Their master whoever that is must take pictures because they seemed to want to get at the camera phone and competed to be in frame.

So I finally snap some not so great shots.

And get bitten....

 

[phantom4533]

I need a tootsie roll pop.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Mr Noone, we shall call this thread from now on The Blurteen in honour of the old country.

 

[Que]

...by ants. The dogs seem to think I am nuts, suddenly aggressively swatting at my feet, taking off my flip-flops and smacking the ground to clear them of ants.

It's a wonder the dogs didn't bite me for the sudden movements.

Sit, Ubu, Sit.

 

[AllyRose]

Ye Olde Blurteen.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

A three-run cushion in the first inning?

Mets are out for bloooooooood tonight. Better not sleep on them Cubs until the game is over, though.

 

[Wings]

Mixed some almond oil with my coconut oil and it made the tit fucking super fantastic. And now I'm hella smooth.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ye Olde Blurteen.

Perfect.

 

[lovetoread]

I am sick and for some odd reason I cant seem to pass it on to another so that it may leave me.

Also the son is making me drink hot tea and its making me gag.

 

[spacekowboy]

Mixed some almond oil with my coconut oil and it made the tit ducking super fantastic. And now I'm hella smooth.

Why were your tits ducking? Was someone shooting at them?

 

[Lorilei]

I used to rock stirrup pants.

 

[deehere]

Hmm

Now you're talking. These fuckers should be burnt. BURN THEM I SAY.

Including their vulvas Fata?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Why were your tits ducking? Was someone shooting at them?

Maybe her man was shooting his hot pearly bullets of creamy jizzum joy at 'em.

It's a fun activity to do, actually.