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Take me down to Hai-
ku city where the grass is
green, and the dammit
 
Oh_That_Guy said:
I guess I'm taking it too seriously but why would a liquor store have an open mic night to begin with, Todd or no Todd.
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Well, yeah. I'm assuming it's someone futzing around with the board.

It's like Shane the WalMart Guy.

http://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/434/73/73434/1404182294-0.jpg

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Reddit has whole pages of Shaneisms

https://www.reddit.com/r/Shaneisms/
 
Recidiva said:
Yes! I've seen it all.

Quite a bit of what the fuck, yeah?
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God yeah.

It was a fine last episode, really enjoyed it. Aww, when little Hannibal nestled into Will. Awww. I went all gooey inside. Oh and that lip twitch thingy he always does, just before Will stabbed Dragon Mad Cunt. I had several frissons in my special places.

But it's the after the credit bits with Gillian where I'm confused. Was discussing it today with my friend. She thought because she was obsessed with him she'd cut her own fucking leg off hoping he'd come to dinner. I looked at her askance and quite frankly questioned our friendship. I thought it was the old cliche it's not over yet, and somehow Sexy Mads had escaped death, and praps months later, had found poor Gillian and legged it. My mate looked at me like I'd thrown up in her handbag.

What did you think?

I'm gonna find that twitchy lip gif whilst you answer. I may break off to touch myself, but I will be back.
 
Fata Morgana said:
God yeah.

It was a fine last episode, really enjoyed it. Aww, when little Hannibal nestled into Will. Awww. I went all gooey inside. Oh and that lip twitch thingy he always does, just before Will stabbed Dragon Mad Cunt. I had several frissons in my special places.

But it's the after the credit bits with Gillian where I'm confused. Was discussing it today with my friend. She thought because she was obsessed with him she'd cut her own fucking leg off hoping he'd come to dinner. I looked at her askance and quite frankly questioned our friendship. I thought it was the old cliche it's not over yet, and somehow Sexy Mads had escaped death, and praps months later, had found poor Gillian and legged it. My mate looked at me like I'd thrown up in her handbag.

What did you think?

I'm gonna find that twitchy lip gif whilst you answer. I may break off to touch myself, but I will be back.
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I think the show got canceled and they just decided "FUCK IT" we're going to give the Hannibal/Will Shippers something to write on Tumblr about, but they'd already planned out season 3, and in it Bedelia gets her leg et. "What the hell, we've filmed it and Gillian's amazing."

Psychologically if Hannibal loved Bedelia he'd pull the whole thing he did with Starling in the original book (not the movie) where he drugs and psychoanalyzes her into convincing her to stay.

I loved that ending.

Screw the "It's not feminist" camp. Yeah, it's not feminist, it's just fucking awesome.

If I had to fit the ending into canon that Hannibal's dead, my take would be this...Hannibal and Will died, and Bedelia is left dreaming this, because she's all Stockholmy...

And I don't even mind about any level of gender erasure. The original Hannibal is straight and if Will made the damned guy bi then more power to him.

It went entirely off all rails (except when Will fell on them) and we were just getting into "Everyone sleep with everyone! YAAAAY!"
 
Fata Morgana said:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_nts9g7njzl1r0g0c4o2_250_zpsddjyycnl.gif
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_nts9g7njzl1r0g0c4o1_250_zpswpi5htwt.gif

He does this lip thing in everything I've seen him in. :heart:
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Lip thing!

Saw this, thought of you, it's photoshop, I don't think anybody cares. I imagine if Mads saw it he'd think "Nice. If only they picked a photo where I was doing the lip thing."

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/33/e7/eb/33e7eb1efd672e5b8160e9b880bb6eb7.jpg
 
Recidiva said:
I think the show got canceled and they just decided "FUCK IT" we're going to give the Hannibal/Will Shippers something to write on Tumblr about, but they'd already planned out season 3, and in it Bedelia gets her leg et. "What the hell, we've filmed it and Gillian's amazing."

Psychologically if Hannibal loved Bedelia he'd pull the whole thing he did with Starling in the original book (not the movie) where he drugs and psychoanalyzes her into convincing her to stay.

I loved that ending.

Screw the "It's not feminist" camp. Yeah, it's not feminist, it's just fucking awesome.

If I had to fit the ending into canon that Hannibal's dead, my take would be this...Hannibal and Will died, and Bedelia is left dreaming this, because she's all Stockholmy...

And I don't even mind about any level of gender erasure. The original Hannibal is straight and if Will made the damned guy bi then more power to him.

It went entirely off all rails (except when Will fell on them) and we were just getting into "Everyone sleep with everyone! YAAAAY!"
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I never considered she might be dreaming. She looked high as fuck though so praps was on the old morphine again (or whatever he gave her in Florence).

I so loved the Florence episodes. My friend is going to wedding next year in Florence and she's gonna go see the Primavera. She claims she will send me a postcard with it on with some sort of sinister threat from HL. Ha! I'm such a fucking simpleton I will convince myself it's from him.

Hope I don't take it too far though and sit at the kitchen table with me fucking gams in the pot.
 
Recidiva said:
Lip thing!

Saw this, thought of you, it's photoshop, I don't think anybody cares. I imagine if Mads saw it he'd think "Nice. If only they picked a photo where I was doing the lip thing."

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/33/e7/eb/33e7eb1efd672e5b8160e9b880bb6eb7.jpg
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Oh fuck me giddy. :heart:

Look at this. He's such a fucking manly man I bet he could get the floor pregnant.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_mnl3r7wM901s1oynwo1_500_zps95aea73d.gif
 
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