The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Fata Morgana]

Shiny Conkers?

Fata been online?

Aye.

 

[1HF]

Cue a Lit GB fappening in 3...2...1...

I wish it was sexy, but I just feel gross. Productive, but gross. Yard work always makes me feel happy though. It's a great outlet.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I don't understand what any of this means, I'm afraid.

I'm high ishell. Let me edit it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I don't think we mix being nice to each other. What do you think?

Actually I prefer it. I don't enjoy being nasty but if someone is being a cunt I won't keep my trap shut. Me and Duranman used to hate each other, now we're ok. It's better to get on than not to. Half the shit I give you is in humour anyway. I don't despise you like those other two wankbiscuits.

It's your choice.

 

[smoothg103rd]

My mother? The one with Alzheimer's? In a wheelchair?

She was sitting in it while she was doing it. I had to put the breaks on so she could stop moving.

 

[1HF]

I'm high ishell. Let me edit it.

There's more to life than getting high. You judge other people but spend half your day's high as fuck. It's sad.

 

[girlsmiley]

Aye.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fata, you all-conkering cunt! I thought I'd been banned.

Bless your marmalade heart. I was the same when Laurelle gave me chlamydia.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Actually I prefer it. I don't enjoy being nasty but if someone is being a cunt I won't keep my trap shut. Me and Duranman used to hate each other, now we're ok. It's better to get on than not to. Half the shit I give you is in humour anyway. I don't despise you like those other two wankbiscuits.

It's your choice.

I read that as better to get it on. I'm high. Stop taking my dreams away.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Bbygirl,you being this super save a ho guy you is, isn't going to get you no extra pussy. You know that, right?

Listen, Coolio, you being this lazy GED-less ghetto-mocking stereotype you is, isn't gonna get you them shitty $1000 moon boot sneakers. You know that, right?

There's more to life than getting high. You judge other people but spend half your day's high ishell. It's sad. Dig?

Fixed for topical accuracy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

She was sitting in it while she was doing it. I had to put the breaks on so she could stop moving.

My mother is quite the whore. Were her teeth in or out?

 

[thør]

http://i0.wp.com/media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/12049260_10207440165952860_4671977086477950931_n.jpg?resize=525%2C936

UT Students - Open Carry.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Listen, Coolio, you being this lazy GED-less ghetto-mocking stereotype you is, isn't gonna get you them shitty $1000 moon boot sneakers. You know that, right?



Fixed for topical accuracy.

You are the new super save a ho.

 

[smoothg103rd]

My mother is quite the whore. Were her teeth in or out?

Definitely teeth out.

 

[smoothg103rd]

There's more to life than getting high. You judge other people but spend half your day's high as fuck. It's sad.

First off I would like to compliment you on your av. You are beautiful as always. Secondly I don't judge anybody. I just tell it howit as. If you're a bitch, I'm going to tell you how much of a bitch you're. But I don't judge no one. I just be honest.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I'm done with being nice to you, too.

I hope you get tumbled over by a slow-moving parade float filled with goose-down pillows, you bloodshot-eyed tavern wench!



hyuk!

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

/Cartman

 

[Aquagal]

The JW's just left. Ugh and I used to work with one, so I had to be nice and not answer the door dressed inappropriately.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You are the new super save a ho.

https://stoopidhousewives.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tumblr_inline_ml2gv1j9hb1qz4rgp.gif?w=500

Whatever it takes to help you sleep at night, Macklemore!

http://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/original/1414/14143859/2698478-supa-hot-fire.gif

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://i0.wp.com/media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/12049260_10207440165952860_4671977086477950931_n.jpg?resize=525%2C936

UT Students - Open Carry.

Love it!

 

[Aglaopheme]

First off I would like to compliment you on your av. You are beautiful as always. Secondly I don't judge anybody. I just tell it howit as. If you're a bitch, I'm going to tell you how much of a bitch you're. But I don't judge no one. I just be honest.

I'm not so sure about that Smooth. Am I showing too much cleavage? Should my fella divorce me?

 

[thør]

The JW's just left. Ugh and I used to work with one, so I had to be nice and not answer the door dressed inappropriately.

Will they be back for a follow-up?

 

[1HF]

First off I would like to compliment you on your av. You are beautiful as always. Secondly I don't judge anybody. I just tell it howit as. If you're a bitch, I'm going to tell you how much of a bitch you're. But I don't judge no one. I just be honest.

Thank you you don't think that your telling it like it is can also be judgemental?

 

[Aquagal]

Will they be back for a follow-up?

No?

We didn't even jibber jabber about Jehovah. She just asked small talk about how I've been...blah blah.

 

[juttjaw]

Peace be with you.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And also with you.