The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[juttjaw]

Like Bernadette?

http://youtu.be/yea9IxgQxHE

Ha! Yeah kinda... But with a sprinkle of Marge Simpson. How the fuck am I supposed to keep a straight face?

 

[trysail]

It's a good day for a long run.


Colo(u)r me gone.



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[thør]

You might think Columbus was a brave man that found the new world.
You might think he was a piece of shit that spread disease and slavery.


Whatever. It is a paid day off to me.

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day!

 

[thør]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11245503_1068528576493751_8118176262726375195_n.jpg?oh=cea35e266940ebec95b38cedc7c10cc8&oe=568B934C

 

[CaptainKirk]

My pool is gone... finally.

Been putting it off for a while, waiting for nice weather to take it down. Well, that's today.

Anybody own one of those big blue 'balloon' pools? Well that's what I call them. You inflate the ring around the top edge, and let the water lift it until it's full. Mine's 18 ft. dia., so it takes a day. I just emptied it in less than three minutes.

The damn birds ruined it by popping the ring and I can't find the leak, a five hundred dollar pool ruined. So I took a knife and slit it at the bottom, and... Bah-WHOOOOSH!

I think I'll go with a hot tub next time around. You can't pop those.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You can try. You have no effect on me, but bang on if you wish.

I don't care bout that. How is your day?

 

[smoothg103rd]

You're touchy. Were you molested by a conker or summat?

Nah. I'm just supa high. Sup gorgeous? How are you?

 

[smoothg103rd]

I heard I was fighting Saturday and everything. I don't remember non of that. My lip do feel a little funny tho.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I heard I was fighting Saturday and everything. I don't remember non of that. My lip do feel a little funny tho.

How about your ass? How does that feel?

 

[smoothg103rd]

How about your ass? How does that feel?

Ask your mother. She just stuck her face in there.

 

[Disgustipated]

How about your ass? How does that feel?

Is white and pastie a "feeling"?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Nah. I'm just supa high. Sup gorgeous? How are you?

Good ta. Enjoyed the first day of my fortnight off and The Walking Dead is back on in a bit.

 

[1HF]

I am a sweaty, dirty mess.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I am a sweaty, dirty mess.

Cue a Lit GB fappening in 3...2...1...

 

[smoothg103rd]

Good ta. Enjoyed the first day of my fortnight off and The Walking Dead is back on in a bit.

I don't think we mix being nice to each other. What do you think?

 

[smoothg103rd]

I am no longer being nice to you Brooke. I hope you get hit by a moving SUV you cock eyed bitch.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Fata, you all-conkering cunt! I thought I'd been banned.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ask your mother. She just stuck her face in there.

My mother? The one with Alzheimer's? In a wheelchair?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I'm absolutely devastated. Not really.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I am a sweaty, dirty mess.

http://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af339/Bigbadjon82/randy_marsh_covered_in_ectoplasm_zps2fe67b58.jpg

 

[smoothg103rd]

.....

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm absolutely devastated. Not really.

I'm done with being nice to you, too.

I hope you get tumbled over by a slow-moving parade float filled with goose-down pillows, you bloodshot-eyed tavern wench!



hyuk!

 

[smoothg103rd]

I'm done with being nice to you, too.

I hope you get tumbled over by a slow-moving parade float filled with goose-down pillows, you bloodshot-eyed tavern wench!



hyuk!

Bbygirl,you being this super save a ho guy you is, isn't going to get you no extra pussy. You know that, right?

 

[DesEsseintes]

She was sitting in it while you was doing it. I had to put the breaks on so she could stop moving.

I don't understand what any of this means, I'm afraid.

 

[girlsmiley]

I don't understand what any of this means, I'm afraid.

Shiny Conkers?

Fata been online?