Pinch me and maybe we'll have an affair.

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dancing_turkey.gif

 

[bronzeage]

The turkey neck shuffle.

 

[Adre]

Looks like someone's about to get stuffed.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20121122/1000/moments_that_are_specific_to_thanksgiving_02.gif

 

[Adre]

Every bird needs a good basting now and then.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Bring your turkey baster and we'll make gravy.

 

[Adre]

Want some giblets?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Gobble gobble!

 

[lovetoread]

Hussy!!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hussy!!

I knew that was coming, but that is why you me.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I would prefer a rendezvous.

 

[thør]

I would prefer a rendezvous.

Fur Rondy?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I would prefer a rendezvous.

Ooh French, classy.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20121122/1000/moments_that_are_specific_to_thanksgiving_02.gif

Oh, baby! Nothing like a squirter!!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Oh, baby! Nothing like a squirter!!

I only do that when I'm really hot.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I only do that when I'm really hot.

I want your broth.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://caccioppoli.com/Animated%20gifs/Halloween/animated_witch_pot.gif

 

[SuprSalor]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTb9Gfodg1c727bMj8KRz2oxc9YBNTDKaD49s-tEhTgsy2NwScm

+

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c4/b8/43/c4b843dc02476072dd71be23308b5569.jpg

Me and you, baby!

 

[parodyluvr75]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTb9Gfodg1c727bMj8KRz2oxc9YBNTDKaD49s-tEhTgsy2NwScm

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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c4/b8/43/c4b843dc02476072dd71be23308b5569.jpg

Me and you, baby!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

http://caccioppoli.com/Animated%20gifs/Halloween/animated_witch_pot.gif

That didn't quite work out as I had hoped.

 

[pink]

Dammit, now I want a turkey. *fap, fap, fap*

 

[parodyluvr75]

That didn't quite work out as I had hoped.

Dammit, now I want a turkey. *fap, fap, fap*

Me too, I'm going to make a small one Sunday.

 

[Hypoxia]

If you drive through parts of rural Mexico you will see turkeys staked out to graze by the roadside. Do not try to rustle such birds. Only tragedy will follow. Yours.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If you drive through parts of rural Mexico you will see turkeys staked out to graze by the roadside. Do not try to rustle such birds. Only tragedy will follow. Yours.

Speaking from experience?

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-i3eklnWQg1o/T7CWrKOtELI/AAAAAAAANaw/ZXvbmt__7FI/s1600/chicken%2Bholes%2B1.jpg

Too rough?