The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[Fata Morgana]

I prefer taking sick days when I'm not actually sick. Fuck this noise.

I call those Fuckit Days.

 

[trysail]

I have zero explanation as to how my bra strap wound up outside on the backstairs.

Gremlins? An incubus?

The strap appears to be designed to be detachable.

May one presume that your brassiere is convertible to a strapless version?


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[1HF]

I need to shake off this funk. Aside from being awake way too early there's no need for it.

My vag is finally less sore. Yay!

I want to go shopping!

Some days I dream of being caught up on laundry...

 

[trysail]

O'er the weekend, I was wearing a shirt with this flag on it:


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b9/Flag_of_Australia.svg/640px-Flag_of_Australia.svg.png


A native of New Zealand asked me if I was wearing the New Zealand flag.




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[pointless]

that's because they're almost identical.

fucking unoriginal bastards.

 

[pointless]

also, watching women's soccer is a good way to start the day. i don't care if it's obviously a replay since it's not even a quarter after eight in portland. i'm just that bored. also, it's just nice seeing an actual crowd at a soccer game in america. you go, cascadia.

 

[neci]

I have zero explanation as to how my bra strap wound up outside on the backstairs.

i hate detachable brastraps

 

[pointless]

how do you feel about detachable penises?

 

[pointless]

that song reminds me of dmitri which is weird because there's really nothing memorable about dmitri.

 

[neci]

i will take three, please.

 

[neci]

i'd rather have grey dust on my feet than invisible chemicals soaking into my skin.

 

[trysail]

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist,
I fucking hate, hate, hate, hate NPR moderation.



It is unbelievably (and obviously) hypocritical.



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[Wild_Honey_66]

sooo... contra dancing. kind of nerdy, but super fun!

and it doesn't hurt when one of the fellas comes fully equipped with a lumberjack beard and a sharp wit, and chats you up in the parking lot after the dance.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

sooo... contra dancing. kind of nerdy, but super fun!

and it doesn't hurt when one of the fellas comes fully equipped with a lumberjack beard and a sharp wit, and chats you up in the parking lot after the dance.

Contra dancing is super fun! And that sounds like the right way to end a night!

 

[Killswitch1]

i'd rather have grey dust on my feet than invisible chemicals soaking into my skin.

The goal is to use approved products to control an outbreak of a nasty insect thats living in your home and sucking blood from you and your pets.

The products you are using are for hippies and rookies. They are for people that always have some sort of insect or rodent problem because they refuse to use the right product.

Let me guess. You don't treat your cats for fleas either.

Instead of the dirt you are putting on your floors and carpet you need to use sevin dust (carbaryl). Then dust the cats down with it, then give them frontline or a generic flea control for gods sakes.

 

[neci]

The goal is to use approved products to control an outbreak of a nasty insect thats living in your home and sucking blood from you and your pets.

The products you are using are for hippies and rookies. They are for people that always have some sort of insect or rodent problem because they refuse to use the right product.

Let me guess. You don't treat your cats for fleas either.

Instead of the dirt you are putting on your floors and carpet you need to use sevin dust (carbaryl). Then dust the cats down with it, then give them frontline or a generic flea control for gods sakes.

i do use frontline and advantage on the animals.

i am not going to go around my house dusting seven everywhere. since the application yesterday, i have already seen less fleas. and it's not officially an outbreak. i want to nip this in the bud, before it becomes an outbreak. that's why treating the floors where eggs can be laid with DE is happening. i would never dust my animals with sevin dust. i feel bad enough about using medical grade formulas on them, but do so because i live in the south, where fleas and ticks are awful. during the winter months, i give them a break.

you say hippie like it's a negative and dirty word, when the truth is i just want to limit poison exposure to my family. you are using poisonous methods developed by big pharma to kill everything in site. the problem with that is it kills everything. not just the "bad bugs." long term effects can leave you brain damaged. i choose to try healthier alternatives. i am also not a rookie. living in the south, and a desire to not cohabit with creepy crawlies, i've run the gamut using different forms of pest control. i try to only turn to harsh chemicals in worst case scenarios, which gratefully have only happened once when a rotten tree fell next door, and there was a roach invasion. those fuckers were gassed out.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Got some Advantage from the vet last week and working a treat. She told me Frontline is crap and it hadn't done a thing for Snow. Advantage worked straight away, yet the Frontline was dearer!

 

[Laurel]

I've been using Advantage for years and never get bit by fleas.

Though it does make the nape of my neck stink.

 

[bg23]

just the nape of your neck? i thought you had to run it from your neck to your tail.

 

[Laurel]

just the nape of your neck? i thought you had to run it from your neck to your tail.

Crap! I'm doing it wrong!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Just in the neck, gets in the bloodstream.

 

[thør]

Crap! I'm doing it wrong!

If it feels good, keep doing it.

 

[bg23]

you're right! i was thinking of some other product that makes you do that.

i just checked and i use frontline. you mean it does nothing? the vets lied to me!

 

[bg23]

Crap! I'm doing it wrong!

make sure it does a good drip into the buttcrack too

 

[thør]

make sure it does a good drip into the buttcrack too

You're a director?