Has Ted Cruz exceeeded his 'Serve By' Date?

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Ted is a dick head, we all know that, but now Repug Senators are now pissed at the Canuck.

Senate Republicans Spent Their Sunday Being Dicks To Ted Cruz
http://wonkette.com/592102/senate-republicans-spent-their-sunday-being-dicks-to-ted-cruz

All he did was call Mitch a liar, on the floor of the Senate.

Cruz, a Texas senator who is running for the Republican presidential nomination, drew the ire of his colleagues for claiming the top Republican in the Senate lied to him. He accused Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.) of going back on a promise he claims McConnell made to him about the contentious Export-Import Bank.

Bad form for a Senator.:eek:
 
At this rate, the Republic Party honchos are going to go in the back room and nominate the spirit of Ronald Reagan again, bypassing all current squabblers.
 
Ted Cruz Tells Obama And Clinton To Stop Rubbing Their Lithe Bodies All Over Islamic Tyrants


In a Wednesday radio interview with bile-fueled hatebot Dana Loesch, Cruz whined that it’s high time for Obama to meet him for a one-on-one debate about the merits of the deal — because of course presidents have debates with freshman senators all the time — and “if he can’t be pulled off the golf course then he can send as a proxy Secretary Kerry.” Edgy! How did he forget to throw in a teleprompter joke while he was at it?

See, the biggest problem with the “Obama-Clinton-Kerry” foreign policy (yes, Cruz thinks he’s running against all three of them) is that Obama simply refuses to debate Ted Cruz, because he is a big old chicken and won’t talk about the “substance” of the Iran deal instead of the “smoke and mirrors that is endangering the national security of our country with this catastrophic deal.” Needless to say, Cruz didn’t specify what substantial issues he objects to in the deal, except that it is very, very bad, and also is bad for our allies, who are Israel. (He didn’t mention our other allies, Britain, France, Germany, and the EU as a group, who also signed on to the deal, because they aren’t Israel — don’t you know anything about geopolitics?)

Obama debate Cruz?

I doubt Barry could take that much derp in one session.:eek:
 
Desperate-for-attention Ted Cruz cooks bacon with a machine gun

Ted is desperate and stupid.

As Thursday’s Fox News Republican debate approaches, once-heralded GOP candidates are becoming increasingly anxious to raise their poll numbers and try to make it into the top 10 candidates who will be allowed to debate on the main stage.

Huffington Post reported on a campaign video by Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) that seems to have been conceived by way of a right-wing Mad Lib.

“There are few things I enjoy more than on weekends cooking breakfast with the family. Of course in Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks,” Cruz said in the video.

He then wrapped the barrel of an assault rifle in raw bacon, coated it in foil, then fired at targets on a shooting range.

“Mmmmm,” Cruz said. “Machine-gun bacon.”

So he shoots up $50 worth of ammo to cook one slice?
 
I'd have thought Cruz would know what a machine gun is.

Isn't he supposed to be big on fiscal responsibility? Spending at least $15 (assuming 2 boxes of the cheapest .223 you can find) to cook 50 cents worth of bacon doesn't seem fiscally responsible to me. Though i doubt he used the cheapest since it's made in Russia.
 
Ted Cruz Has No Friends And Everybody Hates Him, LOL


Is he still in the race?

Awwww, are all the other Republicans being mean to Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Canada) again and pulling his pigtails and telling him he cannot eat his PB&J at their table in the cafeteria, because what a loser, YOU SUCK, TED? Why yes, indeed, they are doing that. Again:

Cruz sternly rebuked by GOP

Ted Cruz can’t even get a protest vote in the Senate anymore.

On Monday night, Cruz’s colleagues ignored his attempt to disrupt Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s efforts to fund the government without attacking Planned Parenthood. In an unusual rebuke, even fellow Republicans denied him a “sufficient second” that would have allowed him a roll call vote.

Then, his Republican colleagues loudly bellowed “no” when Cruz sought a voice vote, a second repudiation that showed how little support Cruz has: Just one other GOP senator — Utah’s Mike Lee — joined with Cruz as he was overruled by McConnell and his deputies.


The POD leader is losing popularity faster than Carly!

 
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He's among the best and brightest that Texas has to offer. And that's all I have to say about that.
 
Ted Cruz is toast: It’s not just that he won’t be president — his days in the Senate are numbered, too

Why is Ted Cruz such a dick? Salon has the answer.

While the new GOP has been bad for the country, it’s been great for political celebrities, people looking to promote their personal brands. Ted Cruz is the most recent and obvious example of this approach to politics. Cruz has been a remarkably ineffective Senator. He has done nothing but bloviate and showboat on the Senate floor. He’s accomplished zero legislatively. His only practical contribution has been to obstruct and draw attention to his martyrdom (read: presidential) campaign.

Ted Cruz will never be elected president. If he manages to win the Republican nomination, he’ll lose in a landslide to a Democrat, whoever that happens to be. And because he’s so eagerly made a spectacle of himself in the Senate, he’s alienated all but the tiniest segment of his own party. Which means he has no political capital in Congress – hardly a concern for someone uninterested in legislating, however.
 
Stop calling Ted Cruz a conservative: This self-promoting narcissist is a fraud and a nihilist

The people of Texas owe America an apology. They elected Ted Cruz to the United States Senate, and now the country is forced to endure his presence throughout the interminable election season. Cruz has worked diligently (and successfully) to become the least liked human being in Congress. Judging by last night, he’s hated most by his Republican colleagues, who, once again, blocked his inane efforts to shut down the government unless it defunded Planned Parenthood.

Both Republicans and Democrats passed a temporary spending measure that will keep the government afloat (a move supported by a majority of Americans) through mid-December. After the bill was passed by a vote of 77-19, Cruz theatrically sought a roll-call vote but he was promptly denied by his fellow Republicans, many of whom shouted “No!” at the Senator’s request.

Nihilism is the belief that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. It is often associated with extreme pessimism and a radical skepticism that condemns existence. A true nihilist would believe in nothing, have no loyalties, and no purpose other than, perhaps, an impulse to destroy.

That sounds like Teddy boy.
 
Suck It, Ted Cruz: Government And Planned Parenthood To Remain Open


In a bizarre attempt to earn their six-figure paychecks for a change, a sufficient number of congressional Republicans agreed with Democrats that Sen. Ted Cruz sure is a moron, and also, it would be a good idea to keep the lights on in America, at least for another few months:

With only hours to spare on the last day of the fiscal year, Congress approved a temporary spending measure to avert a shutdown and keep the federal government operating through Dec. 11. […]

The temporary spending measure will keep the government operating at roughly last year’s levels — a rate of about $1.017 trillion a year, with some notable changes for emergency situations such as $700 million to fight wildfires in the West.

As per usual when Congress bothers to do a quarter-assed job at anything at all, the members will now go home to enjoy a week-long vacay for Columbus Day, which lasts a whole week if you are a member of Congress, how nice for them. Then they’ll return to DC, tanned, ready and rested, so they can get back to the important work of getting nothing done at all, before they have to gear up to drive us to the edge once more in December.
 
Ted Cruz Thinks Refugees Are Gross, Forgets Where His Dad’s From


In the ever-escalating competition to ignore the plight of Syrians escaping their country’s civil war and to be the biggest dick about it, Canadian Sen. Ted Cruz made a solid effort Monday, saying it would be “nothing short of crazy” to help them. (His effort fell well short of Donald Trump’s epic assholish promise to repatriate Syrians who have already been resettled in the USA, or Mike Huckabee’s suspicion that they just want cable TV.) Apparently, Ted Cruz has forgotten that his dry-drunk daddy fled an oppressive regime and found freedom in the United States, where any boy can grow up to be president, even if he’s a Canadian Anchor Baby.

Still, you have to admire the courage of a Bible-believing guy who likes to talk about how his dad forged a new life in a new country, and then tells people trying to escape a war to go fuck themselves, because we’re afraid of them, and they’re the wrong kind of refugee. We guess he was quoting from the Bible verse where Jesus says, “When I was a stranger you slammed the door in my face.” Also, Cruz seems to be missing an important talking point: All our guns are supposed to keep us safe, aren’t they?
 
Cruz really isn't all that bright or Machiavellian. If he were, he'd be building a political organization in Texas that outstripped LBJ's old machine, paving the war for extreme influence in the upcoming decades rather than prancing about in the Senate. Yeah, sure, he's on TV for five years, but after that, he flames out.

Cruz, like many in the capital, cares more about fame and money than political power.
 
Senator blasts Ted Cruz for ‘Sandy Hook’ campaign ad: It ‘makes me want to throw up’

A common reaction Cruz.

“If Ted Cruz wants to brandish his pro-gun credentials to Republican primary voters, that’s his right,” Murphy said. “But it’s sick that he thinks he’ll win votes by specifically pointing out that in the wake of 20 dead first-graders, he was the face of the fight to ensure no action was taken to stop more deranged killers from walking into elementary schools with military-style assault weapons loaded with 30-round clips of ammunition.”

The ad, produced by the pro-Cruz Courageous Conservatives PAC, takes aim at Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) asking, “What has Rubio ever done?”

“After Sandy Hook, Ted Cruz stopped Obama’s push for new gun control laws,” the ad continues.

Can we call him Dick Cruz now?
 
Cruz really isn't all that bright or Machiavellian. If he were, he'd be building a political organization in Texas that outstripped LBJ's old machine, paving the war for extreme influence in the upcoming decades rather than prancing about in the Senate. Yeah, sure, he's on TV for five years, but after that, he flames out.

Cruz, like many in the capital, cares more about fame and money than political power.

Why should Cruz bother? He's out of the Senate after his term. That was his plan all along. He wants to be a talking head.
 
Hiding In The Crowd: The Myth Of Ted Cruz's Citizen-Funded Campaign

November 10, 2015

https://cognoscenti.wbur.org/2015/11/10/ted-cruz-julie-wittes-schlack


"Who says political campaigns are only funded by individuals with deep pockets?” Ted Cruz challenges.

(Well actually, The New York Times — a publication guilty in the eyes of the right of both a liberal perspective and solid, in-depth, factual reporting — does. According to a recent investigation, almost half the money financing the 2016 presidential race has come from 158 families, 138 of whom have donated exclusively to Republican candidates.)


As of today, the all-time leading fundraiser at cruzcrowd.com is a man from Texas who has raised $2,825. The second top patriot has rustled up $500, and the remaining eight have raised between $250 and $360 each. And not a one of these patriots is a DC power broker.

Nope, the real would-be kingmakers in Cruz’s camp come largely from Texas: $15 million from The Wilks family, which has profited wildly from the fracking boom; $11.3 million from New York (!) hedge fund manager Robert Mercer and his daughter; and $10 million from Texas-born private equity investor Toby Neugebauer.

Now that’s what a Cruz revolution looks like: crowd-funded on the outside, big money fueled on the inside.



http://www.wbur.org/npr/455136267/ted-cruz-lying-in-wait-for-his-next-moment

November 7, 2015

Ted Cruz has quietly amassed a campaign war chest that's second to none.

Three separate Cruz superPACS with tens of millions more waiting in reserve to attack when the time comes, and it's not just Texas billionaires like technology mogul Darwin Deason, although he has them, too. Cruz takes in millions from a grass roots network of Tea Party and other insurgent Republicans in small amounts. Not unlike another freshman Senator who ran and won on a wave of Internet-driven contributions.

Link to original New York Times investigation at Houston Chronicle article


Ted Cruz has long used his father's experiences during that time as a talking point to add inspirational fire to his speeches, debate performances and in his recently published memoir.


However, the New York Times gives multiple witness accounts to dispute Rafael Cruz's story.


Some peers of Ted Cruz's father, Rafael Cruz, have come forward to dispute the credibility of his story about fighting and enduring torture as a 1950s Cuban revolutionary while the island nation was swept up by a young, charismatic Fidel Castro.


http://www.chron.com/news/politics/...hers-story-of-fighting-for-Castro-6620810.php


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Debunked. Surprise! Ted and his dad are liars.


Just like Ben Carson, the Cruz family does not like it when the truth rains on their money making parade.


Make believe fairy tales made out of horse barn waste, written by Republicans, earn large amounts of money.

Just ask Newt Gingrich!

November 10, 2015

Hot in Wisconsin ?


Gingriches draw crowd for book signing in Eau Claire


Newt Gingrich, who has authored 26 books, signed copies of his latest thriller novel.


Newt's wife Callista Gingrich, president of Gingrich productions, signed copies of her children's book.

http://www.leadertelegram.com/News/Front-Page/2015/11/10/Gingriches-draw-crowd-for-signing-nbsp.html
 
Ted Cruz Versus Journalism

Conservatives say too many liberals seem to work for news outlets. Whether or not this is true, does it matter? Shouldn’t journalistic standards be the main defense against bias?

Ted Cruz doesn’t think so. He recently suggested that only reporters who have voted in Republican primaries should be eligible to moderate Republican primary debates. Even Kelly (now apparently the darling of liberal websites The Huffington Post and Salon) scoffed at Cruz’s suggestion, asking the firebrand senator whether he would participate in a debate moderated by Tim Russert, who was both a widely respected journalist and a Tip O’Neill campaign aide.

Cruz’s idea would perhaps help the Republican Party avoid some scrutiny, but it’s not how the news has traditionally worked. In the U.S., the media are supposed to hold people in power accountable, not become their cheerleaders. Accountability, however, isn’t Cruz’s goal. Whether or not the media indeed are biased against the right, the GOP has effectively used journalists as a popular scapegoat to score points with voters. Attacks on CNBC moderators during last month’s debate drew consistent and hearty applause.

More viewpoints in the Article.
 
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