dmallord
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Today, Mr. Cruz is upset, fuming over the vote not to impeach Mayorkas. Not one Democrat wanted to hear the evidence, proceed to wade through the case or listen to the weeks of diatribe generated by the House of Representatives over the charges. Not one! He declared it a sad day in history, worse than any other event in our nation's history. Those damned Democrats just up and voted immediately so that they could carry on with more worthwhile issues of government, unlike the paralyzed House of Representatives in a potential battle to oust the Speaker - what's his name - the new guy wrapped in spiritualism as House leader.
His speech made several predictions based on his most fervent mindset: Trump will win the election, the Republicans will retake the Senate, and the Democrats will retake the House. Further, the House will then move to impeach Donald Trump immediately.
You may also recall Mr. Cruz's mindset was confused in the Texas mass freeze that struck his Lonestar State of Texas. His mind, numbed by the cold weather, bought airline tickets for his family and flew off to Cancun. Immediately upon being spotted in the airport, he realized that was a mistake and flew back to [insert something else of your own here if you feel differently] 'help' his constituents to endure the agony and death due to the faulty standalone Texas electrical grid. When questioned by the news stations, he said his children pleaded to escape the cold, and he couldn't resist the children - until the press caught up with him in the airport. He picked up another nickname over that: Cancun Cruz.
Anyway, I digress about Lyin' Ted, as Donald Trump called him. The senator with an ugly wife, Trump, also bellowed about him.
I will go out on a limb here, having shaken my eightball, and say Senator Ted's predictions will be incorrect: Biden will win, both Legislative Houses will be Democrat-dominated, and Donald's name will, by the end of the next four years, have melted like Ted's Texas freeze into the history books as one of the greatest events in the history of our nation's recovery.
Care to comment on your prediction? Do you use an eightball, or do you roll dice like Ted?
His speech made several predictions based on his most fervent mindset: Trump will win the election, the Republicans will retake the Senate, and the Democrats will retake the House. Further, the House will then move to impeach Donald Trump immediately.
You may also recall Mr. Cruz's mindset was confused in the Texas mass freeze that struck his Lonestar State of Texas. His mind, numbed by the cold weather, bought airline tickets for his family and flew off to Cancun. Immediately upon being spotted in the airport, he realized that was a mistake and flew back to [insert something else of your own here if you feel differently] 'help' his constituents to endure the agony and death due to the faulty standalone Texas electrical grid. When questioned by the news stations, he said his children pleaded to escape the cold, and he couldn't resist the children - until the press caught up with him in the airport. He picked up another nickname over that: Cancun Cruz.
Anyway, I digress about Lyin' Ted, as Donald Trump called him. The senator with an ugly wife, Trump, also bellowed about him.
I will go out on a limb here, having shaken my eightball, and say Senator Ted's predictions will be incorrect: Biden will win, both Legislative Houses will be Democrat-dominated, and Donald's name will, by the end of the next four years, have melted like Ted's Texas freeze into the history books as one of the greatest events in the history of our nation's recovery.
Care to comment on your prediction? Do you use an eightball, or do you roll dice like Ted?