The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[VaticanAssassin]

You ladies think too much....


http://elitedaily.com/dating/50-things-i-think-about-while-going-down-on-a-man/1014414/

 

[Lyricalli]

You ladies think too much....


http://elitedaily.com/dating/50-things-i-think-about-while-going-down-on-a-man/1014414/

Yep. I can't turn my brain off. It makes me think whether I want to or not.

 

[Disgustipated]

Who killed dolf?

 

[Noor]

I think I am getting better about confirming his death without getting all upset. It just is now. Moving is going to be hard.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I think I am getting better about confirming his death without getting all upset. It just is now. Moving is going to be hard.

Hugs. I can't imagine.

 

[Spins]

I am a horrible person but I care not to see it anymore

 

[Noor]

Hugs. I can't imagine.

Thanks.

 

[Noor]

I wonder why Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries isn't up yet...

 

[thør]

I've thought about doing a tour in Antarctica.

I know folk that do the summer down there.

 

[pointless]

Who killed dolf?

islandman.

 

[CyranoJ]

Who killed dolf?

I hear tell someone named Iggy is her new best friend.

Iggy Pop? With or without the Stooges, maybe? Mysteries abound.

 

[thør]

islandman.

In the den with a candlestick.

 

[DesEsseintes]

The evil that is Lego.

 

[yossi]

How do those Danish bastards sleep at night? Apt question.

 

[DesEsseintes]

How do those Danish bastards sleep at night? Apt question.

I bet on long, organic, ethnically sourced beds, with liberal pillows and a frankly socialist thread count. Disgusting.

 

[yossi]

I say we kill the Danish and steal their beds and their LEGOs.

I could use a good night's, organic sleep. Why should they hoard them all?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I day we kill the Danish and steal their beds and their LEGOs.

I could use a good night's, organic sleep. Why should they hoard them all?

The only thing is, their Viking blood makes them pretty damn tough, and the men average over 6' ( in height, Stu!). We might have to invade by stealth.

 

[Saint Peter]

I cannot afford organic sleep.

My sleep is full of pesticides and whoremoans.

 

[lovetoread]

I love Dr Pol so much that I would move to Michigan just for him if it wasnt for that its even colder in the winter than Jersey thing.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

~ hands the racist piece of shit...

...a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass ~

~ helps eyer the schmuck hold the tweezer and magnifying glass between his trembling paws in order to extract the useless vestigial noodle from between eyer's brillo pad thatchy, piss-reeking loins...

...after the bloody forced detachment, puts the now-alien worm in the medical waste container, labels it for destruction via incinerator and assists a post-op eyer with his gender re-assignment surgery ~

http://media.tumblr.com/94c3fa480aa7e94194b8f515152993b2/tumblr_inline_n05nm1HDel1srurt1.gif

 

[Saint Peter]

Ruby tested and approved

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_A_DwLLSn_cs/TBU-JxSB4TI/AAAAAAAAAmc/OpawhRIOdDM/s1600/tirebiter.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Saint Peter tested and approved

http://www.thecigarstore.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/slr1.jpg

 

[Garnate]

Saint Peter tested and approved

http://www.thecigarstore.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/slr1.jpg

We are so smoking cigars.

 

[Saint Peter]

We are so smoking cigars.

I will be packing heat!

 

[Garnate]

I will be packing heat!

So....we're going to smoke and then shoot things? I can't bring my gun to MD.