The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[pointless]

nah. that's not as good.

 

[yossi]

Fuck, I'm bored. I wish I had Battleship and a playing/sexing partner. Strip Battleship is just what I need.

 

[pointless]

take any lights or reflectors off your bike and go for a ride. that'll cure your boredom.

 

[yossi]

I'm not sure a trip to the hospital because of bodily injury is quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite what I'm looking for.

 

[pointless]

fine, but think of the rush your missing out on as you dodge countless nightblind drunk drivers.

 

[spacekowboy]

Why you wanna yell at me?

Maybe this fat kid wanted a margarita, too. Ya ever think about that?

You owe me one.

 

[eyer]

*unzips fly*

~ hands the racist piece of shit...

...a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass ~

 

[neci]

*chokes on big internet dick*

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm watching a show about working at Antarctica. I'd like to do that but the application is pretty long.

And I don't really have any skills...

 

[ElasticMermaid]

*chokes on big internet dick*

Geshundheit.

 

[JohnnySavage]

There doesn't seem to be a position for someone to drink and tell bawdy stories.

 

[JohnnySavage]

And truth be told; I don't like the cold weather.

 

[neci]

I've thought about doing a tour in Antarctica.

 

[Farrah]

This episode of 20/20, about The Wolfpack, is killing me. Can't wait to see the documentary.

 

[Lorilei]

Maybe this fat kid wanted a margarita, too. Ya ever think about that?

You owe me one.

Or four.

 

[Noor]

I've thought about doing a tour in Antarctica.

we should talk about this sometime!

 

[CyranoJ]

I'm not sure a trip to the hospital because of bodily injury is quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite what I'm looking for.

You never know, it might lead to amaaaazing sex...

 

[Misshotndeep]

Head desk...

 

[spacekowboy]

Or four.

We'll figure something out for restitution.

 

[Spins]

Still haven't said whether I can have you.

Typical!

 

[silver gurl]

I am a merchandising rep for a large corp. Walmart: I do not work for you, I try to please and help you. Week after week, you are a bitch. F you.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Still haven't said whether I can have you.

Typical!

I believe all of your blurts are about me.

Because I have huge...self absorption. ;-)

 

[JohnnySavage]

He was talking about me.

His ham sandwich wasn't up to par.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I believe all of your blurts are about me.

Because I have huge...self absorption. ;-)

Your a sponge?

 

[Spins]

<cries into his half eaten sammich>