The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[IrezumiKiss]

A-Rod just hit his 3,000th. A home-run to boot.

Probably a dubious honor, though, given the 'roids.

 

[eyer]

My little nubby can only get stiff...

...by continuously calling a dude a "bitch".

.....

 

[hashtag45]

It's cute how womens with 5 ft wide butts...

...can't help but make fun of a guy's little herman.

this one rlly cracked me up - the best one today
(don't mean it in a targeted way)

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I would say that I can only get it up when being beastly to people...

...but in good sooth, I can't get it up at all no matter what, and that's why I'm so bitterly angry at being a useless, broken man.

Now that I've laid bare my heart, o good people of the Lit GB...

...can you find it in your kind hearts to forgive me my trespasses?

You're breaking my heart here, Eyeball. Stop giving me feels!

 

[Spins]

You choose your perception.

 

[eyer]

5.5' wide, tyvm.

neci's 6 ft wide butt...

...still makes the average 5.

 

[Lorilei]

Jesus Christ! That was a brand new bottle!

Why you wanna yell at me?

 

[neci]

awe. it loves me!

 

[Lorilei]

Oh, shit. I'm fried.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

awe. it loves me!

It wants buttsex. And it's pushing rope.

Meaning you'll have to be the one to plug him.

Oh, shit. I'm fried.

As long as you don't go down this route:

https://lovelace-media.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/324/041b4fb0-05e9-0132-07a1-0eae5eefacd9.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAIV2GBF52KUKP672A&Expires=1723405942&Signature=6m%2BdgQxPZtw0pdTK9OA5rymWd7s%3D

you'll be all good.

 

[ryan8558]

Oh, shit. I'm fried.

Rare, medium or well done?

 

[eyer]

awe. it loves me!

No more than you crave my "dancing 2" hardon".

 

[neci]

It wants buttsex. And it's pushing rope.

Meaning you'll have to be the one to plug him.

I've never done that.

 

[hashtag45]

You're breaking my heart here, Eyeball. Stop giving me feels!

Eyer's flirting, haha…
But, I can never tell with eyer when he's serious (trying to insult), or when he's joking.
He's kidding, am I right?

 

[eyer]

I've never done that.

Don't fret...

...your "boy" there obviously posts from experience and will no doubt be more than happy for you to use him for all the practice you desire.

Hey...

...maybe you and your "boy" and ltr and seaniepoo can make a foursome and finally fulfill ltr's fondest fantasy?

Just sayin'.

 

[Lorilei]

Rare, medium or well done?

Yes!!

 

[ryan8558]

Yes!!

You need lotion applied STAT!!!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I've never done that.

Eyeball's the type to tell you that it doesn't hurt and to go harder.

He's stoic like that.

Eyer's flirting, haha…
But, I can never tell with eyer when he's serious (trying to insult), or when he's joking.
He's kidding, am I right?

If A Miséria Vampiro didn't exist, they'd have to invent him!

 

[eyer]

That's a big 10-4 on me and you, neci, and seaniepoo and ltr...

~ tongue drooling ~

.....

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fire & Water is still a fucking fabulous album.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

*bark bark bark*

more lemonade zumi more lemonade more more more oh gaaaaaawwwwwd letttmeehdrinksitspleeeeeeeasase

*unzips fly*

There there, little impatient jumping bean schmuck. I've always had what you've craved. Open wide, now.

 

[yossi]

To do for Tomorrow:
Out to breakfast with my seester
Mow my lawn
Weed the raised bed
Rake out the tree grove
Go on a decent length bike ride

 

[pointless]

sampo!

 

[yossi]

Samba!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Simba!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/YoungSimbaSmilestlk.png