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Don't be a tiny butthole.
The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII
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I once tried to take my own life in Hunstanton cos the place was SO FUCKING DULL.
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Oh gawd don't get me started. It would be so set awf.
I had a mate I worked with at my office for eight years, sat across from me and there wasn't a week that went by that we used Alien/Aliens quotes as responses to everything. Not just the obvious ones, but real deep-dish shit.
"This another stand-up fight, sir, or a bug hunt?"
"Guess she don't like the cornbread neither."
"They mostly come at night...mostly."
"You don't see them fucking each other over for a percentage!"
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Did you hit your punny bone today? That's the second or third groaner I've read.
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I have decided to fucking ignore those who enable that asshole to stalk people.
Oh yea, these ladies are hot so go get em tiger!
Oh yea, these ladies are hot so go get em tiger!
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I've been there. If you had, the spot would have been blue-plaqued by now.
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Who??
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It's more that I don't always see the opportunity, or have the time. I'm always on the look out for a pun.
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Oh gawd don't get me started. It would be so set awf.
I had a mate I worked with at my office for eight years, sat across from me and there wasn't a week that went by that we used Alien/Aliens quotes as responses to everything. Not just the obvious ones, but real deep-dish shit.
"This another stand-up fight, sir, or a bug hunt?"
"Guess she don't like the cornbread neither."
"They mostly come at night...mostly."
"You don't see them fucking each other over for a percentage!"
I do it at work a lot. That and Jaws usually. When it's time for our team meeting I usually spout off 'assholes and elbows people' and when we had to have our new ID tags I said 'smile you son of a bitch' to Phil when he was having his done. Got told off for that one though. I'm easily amused.
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"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Insidious 3 was a big fat letdown.
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My fave.
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"I heard that."
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Mortal KOMBAT, beeyotch.
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Get it RIGHT, hmmmokay?
Blonde moment. I'll have you know that when I complained about it elsewhere, I spelled it right. Promise.
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Did you hit your head? It was good.
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Hmmm. I didn't love it. I thought it would be better. Also I thought it was gonna pick up at the end of 2 but maybe that's Chapter 4?
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The Beloved Redskins have a new nose-tackle. His nickname is 'Pot Roast"
That makes me chortle.
That makes me chortle.
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This is what happened before the first 2. It was to introduce that woman and why she was important.
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I would never, ever be able to resist that. I couldn't hold down a job somewhere like Sydney for all the coke in Bolivia.
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Is he from Colorado?
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Yup, Terrance Knighton
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“I don’t want to say I was depressed, but my life has been pretty humdrum for the past eighteen years. Every day I’d wake up, eat breakfast, go to church, go back home—always the same thing. But now I’ve met this woman and suddenly I feel young again. I can’t concentrate. All I want to do is be with her. I used to eat whenever I wanted, but now I can get by on just a banana. I’m even trying to improve myself. I’m doing pushups in the morning. Can you believe that? Four herniated discs in my back, and I’m doing pushups every morning.”
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“I don’t want to say I was depressed, but my life has been pretty humdrum for the past eighteen years. Every day I’d wake up, eat breakfast, go to church, go back home—always the same thing. But now I’ve met this woman and suddenly I feel young again. I can’t concentrate. All I want to do is be with her. I used to eat whenever I wanted, but now I can get by on just a banana. I’m even trying to improve myself. I’m doing pushups in the morning. Can you believe that? Four herniated discs in my back, and I’m doing pushups every morning.”
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