The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[phantom4533]

Damned screw-tops. They are putting cork-soakers out of business.

 

[spacekowboy]

Not in about a decade.

This is how current I am on celebrity shenanigans.

 

[girlsmiley]

It's been fun. Off to work.

Fata, take care honey. We have to catch up soon.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's been fun. Off to work.

Fata, take care honey. We have to catch up soon.

Laters taters.

 

[spacekowboy]

My sons are watching Mortal Combat. There's nothing not dumb about this movie.

You shut your whore mouth. That film is a cultural icon and it should be treated with the same reverence and respect that Citizen Kane and Give With The Wind receive.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Vivien Leigh was great in Give With The Wind. Give with Viv.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

My sons are watching Mortal Combat. There's nothing not dumb about this movie.

A few of the characters are cool.

 

[Garnate]

You shut your whore mouth. That film is a cultural icon and it should be treated with the same reverence and respect that Citizen Kane and Give With The Wind receive.

Incorrect.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sonofabitchingautocorrectandnoglassesonmyface!

 

[Jennifer]

If everyone in my life could just fuck off, that would be

Really great. Thanks.

 

[Spins]

I saw it in the theatre 10 times.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Screw-top wine is an abomination.

 

[NHKitty]

Hmmm. My watch says it's wine o'clock.

Not here...here it's Mow-the-Lawn O'Clock.

Followed closely by Put-the-Yak-Racks-On-the-Car-Thirty.

 

[Mr Noone]

I saw it in the theatre 10 times.

I saw it once in the theatre when I was a young boy. I think it was the first film I saw that had an intermission with the score playing over a screen card that said intermission. If I recall they broke right after Scarlet says, "As God is mah witness..." holding up the carrot against the setting sun.

Screw-top wine is an abomination.

A cork is no sign of quality.

 

[JohnnySavage]

...

A cork is no sign of quality.

Neither is a screw-top. Therefore I find your retort moot.

 

[Saint Peter]

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[IrezumiKiss]

My sons are watching Mortal Combat. There's nothing not dumb about this movie.

Mortal KOMBAT, beeyotch.

http://download.gamezone.com/assets/old/screenshots/MK9logo.jpg

Get it RIGHT, hmmmokay?

 

[Saint Peter]

Looks rude.

Smokes like a dream.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0659/5893/products/BOX-199-500x500_grande.jpg?v=1427986760

Sean sent you black puddings?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I have a new tipple. Tia Maria with cranberry juice. Tastes like Black Forest Gateaux.

There are some people here I'd like to drink with before I shuffle off this mortal coil and you're one of 'em.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sean sent you black puddings?

Negative.

We sent that fucker back to the third world weeks ago.

 

[Fata Morgana]

There are some people here I'd like to drink with before I shuffle off this mortal coil and you're one of 'em.

Aww. I'd have a few jars with you. We could get bladdered and talk in Aliens quotes!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Negative.

We sent that fucker back to the third world weeks ago.

Sean's moved to Norwich?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Sean's moved to Norwich?

Norfolking way?

 

[Sean]

Sean's moved to Norwich?

I haven't got enough fingers and toes.