The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[Lorilei]

I was like "uhhh that old MTV guy? No..." And then googled it. And it was. Lol.

Ha! He was just on The Daily Show. He's funny, smart, and sarcastic. Just my type.

Plus, I'm sort of old.

 

[Lyricalli]

Ha! He was just on The Daily Show. He's funny, smart, and sarcastic. Just my type.

Plus, I'm sort of old.

I've decided I like you.

Have a nice evening.

 

[spacekowboy]

Ha! He was just on The Daily Show. He's funny, smart, and sarcastic. Just my type.

Plus, I'm sort of old.

FIBS!

 

[Lorilei]

I've decided I like you.

Have a nice evening.

Thanks?

 

[Lorilei]

FIBS!

All right. Ancient. Happy now?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Ha! He was just on The Daily Show. He's funny, smart, and sarcastic. Just my type.

Plus, I'm sort of old.

Can you name all of these people with no Google!


http://www.liketotally80s.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/mtv-vjs.jpg

 

[Lorilei]

Can you name all of these people with no Google!


http://www.liketotally80s.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/mtv-vjs.jpg

Not a single one, but I know they're all early MTV veejays.

 

[spacekowboy]

All right. Ancient. Happy now?

You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Not a single one, but I know they're all early MTV veejays.

Triple "J" (JJ Jackson)
Nina Blackwood
Can't remember the 'fro guy
Martha Quinn
Alan Hunter

And you were 100% right they were all the original veejays.

http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/commercials/2009/8/MTV-man-on-moon.jpg

What the hell is the name of the guy in the middle?!

 

[Lorilei]

Matt, Mike, Mark? Something like that.

 

[eyer]

What a lovely evening away from the GB...

...spent the last 4 hours attending a nearby Presbyterian elder council whose community is ready to literally self-implode.

One end of the council spectrum is open to welcoming a lesbian pastor and her partner if that's what it's going to take to open the community up to accepting same sex everything (as the PCUSA has led the way to)...

The middle seems to side for now with the prominent black and hispanic Presbyterian councils in both this nation and Mexico who have already divorced themselves from the PCUSA because of its stance on same sex everything...

While the other end of the council believes the only true right any gay has before a civil magistrate is to choose the particular day of their own execution...

...all I came out sure of is that community is already toast.

Yeah, baby!

Anyone want to chat?

 

[neci]

while rolling meatballs with my Sicilian mother today, I learned that she only gave a blow job once in her life. I asked her why just once? She winced and said, yuck

Where the fuck did I come from?

I think certain generations of women have been raised to denounce the act of blow jobs publicly. To not do so would be an act of public depravery. What is private is private. Sucking cock is not kitchen time discussion.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I think certain generations of women have been raised to denounce the act of blow jobs publicly. To not do so would be an act of public depravery. What is private is private. Sucking cock is not kitchen time discussion.

I am so glad I am only in the dating pool of that generation's daughters. And that generation's daughters really knows her way around a cock. Of course by that I mean she embraces the depravery.

 

[DesEsseintes]

What a lovely evening away from the GB...

...spent the last 4 hours attending a nearby Presbyterian elder council whose community is ready to literally self-implode.

One end of the council spectrum is open to welcoming a lesbian pastor and her partner if that's what it's going to take to open the community up to accepting same sex everything (as the PCUSA has led the way to)...

The middle seems to side for now with the prominent black and hispanic Presbyterian councils in both this nation and Mexico who have already divorced themselves from the PCUSA because of its stance on same sex everything...

While the other end of the council believes the only true right any gay has before a civil magistrate is to choose the particular day of their own execution...

...all I came out sure of is that community is already toast.

Yeah, baby!

Anyone want to chat?

You just pretty much described the worldwide Anglican community, too. God knows how much longer the Ugandan priest is going to feel part of the same church as the gay Episcopalian bishop based largely on a shared history of colonialism. I cannot see it lasting my lifetime.

 

[Sunshine]

I think certain generations of women have been raised to denounce the act of blow jobs publicly. To not do so would be an act of public depravery. What is private is private. Sucking cock is not kitchen time discussion.

She brought it up in a joking way. I asked her, seriously? Just one time? WHy?

 

[Sunshine]

I am so glad I am only in the dating pool of that generation's daughters. And that generation's daughters really knows her way around a cock. Of course by that I mean she embraces the depravery.

Oh yes, embrace.

 

[MrBates2]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/10405654_10152948873600669_6172391852432102978_n.jpg?oh=cd9061cb2fad4ac2be16c95245d37a2e&oe=55F63D1C

 

[PeteHulbert37]

“Go, I say go away boy, you bother me”

 

[MNGuy]

Fer fucksakes, if you are going to cook bacon and eggs, why do you leave 1 fucking egg and 1 fucking strip of bacon, may as well cook them too.

Rant over.

 

[Brollyanna]

Satan:"C'mon, you created the whole world! Let me create at least one thing."
God: "Hmmmm....ok, but just one."
Satan: "Yes, just one. Promise."

 

[Wings]

Another new hair and it's silver. That's two now. I'm so excited.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Will the internets break tomorrow when everyone is streaming OITNB? Should I download my Japanese pron now so I have something to do, locally?

 

[pointless]

well, the pattern is broken.

and one should always be downloading jav so your question is silly.

 

[pointless]

here: i'll help.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I like the game shows.