The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

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Things that take 4-6 weeks to arrive through the mail are almost not worth ordering.

I better see some shit in my mailbox this Saturday or I'm gonna shake my fist up at the sky in consternation! :mad:
 
Things that take 4-6 weeks to arrive through the mail are almost not worth ordering.

I better see some shit in my mailbox this Saturday or I'm gonna shake my fist up at the sky in consternation! :mad:

I'm waiting for a bicycle basket to come, hoping for it to be here Friday. I'll be able to take the dog for bike rides!
 
I'm waiting for a bicycle basket to come, hoping for it to be here Friday. I'll be able to take the dog for bike rides!

That's cool. Is it a front-attached basket or back?

I ordered this unique design portable iPhone charger that was on sale at Touch Of Modern. It's a key fob-like cylinder chamber that takes one AA battery and it swivel-pivots at the connection end so that you can use it without it being in the way or being cumbersome, unlike my current mobile charger. I thought was the perfect thing because all I need to do is slide in a rechargeable battery and my days of seeing my phone's juice go to 50% after ten minutes when on the go will cease to exist.

That was back at the start of May. I need it yesterday!
 
You should always have plenty of canned tuna, canned meat, beef jerky and slim jims on hand when the acropolis strikes because protein will be in short supply.
 
and now i'm finally all done with baldur's gate. both of 'em. yay, i guess. now i just need a new game. preferably one where i can hump more drow in an offscreen, pg fashion.

or, you know, like hack and slash shit with a story.
 
I can deal with the Acropolis. It's when the Colosseum comes that I'm going to freak the fuck out.
 
while rolling meatballs with my Sicilian mother today, I learned that she only gave a blow job once in her life. I asked her why just once? She winced and said, yuck :D

Where the fuck did I come from?
 
while rolling meatballs with my Sicilian mother today, I learned that she only gave a blow job once in her life. I asked her why just once? She winced and said, yuck :D

Where the fuck did I come from?

Maybe she only needed one piano?
 
while rolling meatballs with my Sicilian mother today, I learned that she only gave a blow job once in her life. I asked her why just once? She winced and said, yuck :D

Where the fuck did I come from?

Note to self: stay away from Sicilian women, except during mealtimes. :D
 
That's cool. Is it a front-attached basket or back?

I ordered this unique design portable iPhone charger that was on sale at Touch Of Modern. It's a key fob-like cylinder chamber that takes one AA battery and it swivel-pivots at the connection end so that you can use it without it being in the way or being cumbersome, unlike my current mobile charger. I thought was the perfect thing because all I need to do is slide in a rechargeable battery and my days of seeing my phone's juice go to 50% after ten minutes when on the go will cease to exist.

That was back at the start of May. I need it yesterday!

Front-attached and someone posted a DIY for making it more stable.

I don't know what that is, but Good Job!

I'm fairly certain, CS = Cock Sucking.

Because Yossi is #1!!!!

I'd imagine she is.

Civil Service. A cock sucking test would have been a lot more fun.
 
I love sitting outside this time of night, listening to the tree frogs and watching the lightning bugs (fireflies for you more sophisticated types). So peaceful.
 
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