Texas Roll Call 3

[ViciousTease]

Hey ladies! What have I missed? Is there video?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Of course there is no video, as you were not here to take it!!

 

[ViciousTease]

Damn, I really need to hire an assistant!

Should be:

male
strong enough to lift a semi-nude female, as needed
smart enough not to talk back
able to fix "anything"
able to kill snakes and spiders
willing to wear boxer briefs

*Applicants with a sexy smile who prefer curvy women will be given special consideration.

 

[Endless_Night]

Damn, I really need to hire an assistant!

Should be:

male
strong enough to lift a semi-nude female, as needed
smart enough not to talk back
able to fix "anything"
able to kill snakes and spiders
willing to wear boxer briefs

*Applicants with a sexy smile who prefer curvy women will be given special consideration.

I...don't quite know what to say...except would you put in an order for two?

*Make mine with a sexy smile who prefers women on the slender side. Please.

 

[TheCEO]

Damn, I really need to hire an assistant!

Should be:

male
strong enough to lift a semi-nude female, as needed
smart enough not to talk back
able to fix "anything"
able to kill snakes and spiders
willing to wear boxer briefs

*Applicants with a sexy smile who prefer curvy women will be given special consideration.

I believe I fit the bill. Only problem is I am in California, but I do travel to Dallas quite frequently..

 

[ViciousTease]

I...don't quite know what to say...except would you put in an order for two?

*Make mine with a sexy smile who prefers women on the slender side. Please.

I'll forward any suitable applicants your way!

Suitable ... suit. I should have added "looks good in a suit". Darn it!

I believe I fit the bill. Only problem is I am in California, but I do travel to Dallas quite frequently..

Hmm, I hadn't planned on hiring a part-time assistant. I'll have to give this some thought.

 

[lbradcpa]

Morning all. Today is "road trip" day from Katy to Little Rock. Seeing lots of East Texas but no lovelies. Oh, I am wearing a suit, lifted an item or two before hitting the road, ran over a snake, "fixed" m'lady breakfast AND paid the phone bill.

 

[ViciousTease]

*giggling*

Have a safe trip!

 

[lbradcpa]

*giggling*

Have a safe trip!

Just doing my part, ma'am.

 

[1sickbastard]

5164 posts and TRC3 is still pluggin' along!

 

[JennyNo1]

OMG OMG OMG!!!! SUNBUNNY!! They have the HEB Mexican Chocolate ice cream at Central Market!!!! And it's YUUUUMMMMMMY! They have the Poteet Strawberry too, but I didn't get that.

 

[Endless_Night]

OMG OMG OMG!!!! SUNBUNNY!! They have the HEB Mexican Chocolate ice cream at Central Market!!!! And it's YUUUUMMMMMMY! They have the Poteet Strawberry too, but I didn't get that.

Is the stuff that good?

Hmmm. Perhaps I'll toddle along and find out for myself....

 

[1sickbastard]

Is the stuff that good?

Hmmm. Perhaps I'll toddle along and find out for myself....

Best do it soon. Mexican Chocolate is a limited seasonal offering.
Why that is, I have no idea.

 

[Endless_Night]

Best do it soon. Mexican Chocolate is a limited seasonal offering.
Why that is, I have no idea.

Really? What does the season run, if I may ask?

 

[1sickbastard]

Really? What does the season run, if I may ask?

You'll have to call HEB corporate for that info.

 

[Endless_Night]

You'll have to call HEB corporate for that info.

:i

That was soooooo completely unhelpful....

 

[1sickbastard]

:i

That was soooooo completely unhelpful....

Wasn't it just.

Whadija 'spect? It's information I don't have...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Is the stuff that good?

Hmmm. Perhaps I'll toddle along and find out for myself....

YES!! YES IT'S THAT GOOD!!
Toddle. Toddle post haste!

 

[Endless_Night]

Wasn't it just.

Whadija 'spect? It's information I don't have...

Don't care.

Make something up!

Yes. I'm in a difficult, bratty mood.

 

[Endless_Night]

YES!! YES IT'S THAT GOOD!!
Toddle. Toddle post haste!

Really?!?!?

Well...heck fire!

Toddle it is! Post haste! Or tomorrow, anyway!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Really?!?!?

Well...heck fire!

Toddle it is! Post haste! Or tomorrow, anyway!

Do not miss it!!
Seriously...

 

[1sickbastard]

Don't care.

Make something up!

Yes. I'm in a difficult, bratty mood.

Okay, I'll make something up!

Your title, above your av, should read, "Rope. Just rope."

Or is it a nice hard spanking you're angling for, acting the brat?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Okay, I'll make something up!

Your title, above your av, should read, "Rope. Just rope."

Or is it a nice hard spanking you're angling for, acting the brat?

Isn't that what the rope is for?
Just trying to be helpful

 

[1sickbastard]

Isn't that what the rope is for?
Just trying to be helpful

I prefer to use my hand to administer a spanking, though to be fair, I've never tried using rope to administer the blows.

 

[gypsyTX]

Greetings and salutations, y'all. I'm in Central Texas.

Welcome P&G

Here's a little tip I read somewhere - don't know if it works, but it can't hurt. If you put your carton of ice cream into a zip lock bag and close it up, it will stay soft.

Thanks for the tip!

Oh, gypsy, I finally had a chance to listen to your voice sample. Fun, fun, fun. Your accent reminds me of the the German/Polish side of my Texas family. It made me smile, so thanks.

Yay! I'm glad you liked it

Is the stuff that good?

Hmmm. Perhaps I'll toddle along and find out for myself....

Yes. It's that good. I'd gladly give up a couple of orgasms for a quart of that cinnamony chocolaty yumminess.