Should Homeopaths be allowed to Marry Thespians?

[Lancecastor]

7 am in Montreal, a hot little 19 year old in my hotel bed.

Well, she said she was 19.

 

[Saint Peter]

Give her a bowl of Cheerios and turn the cartoons on.

 

[Lancecastor]

She's showering now. I have a busy day , so it's time for her to go.

 

[Garnate]

And I'm a liar. Whatever helps you get through your days, Lance...

 

[colddiesel]

How much did she charge you?

 

[Lancecastor]

She was a tasty morsel.

Young pussy is so much sweeter and tighter than the old stuff.

Yum.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

So how much crack and meth can she buy with the money you gave her?

 

[Lancecastor]

So how much crack and meth can she buy with the money you gave her?

Who knows?

Who cares?

She was just a yummy university student in a bar who I talked into a nite of taboo fun.

 

[lovecraft68]

Sorry lance but this comes across as "look at what a man I am" pathetic

If you have to brag about it you probably didn't do it.

Also at your age I wouldn't brag about sleeping with someone who is still more child than adult

 

[Garnate]

Sorry lance but this comes across as "look at what a man I am" pathetic

If you have to brag about it you probably didn't do it.

Also at your age I wouldn't brag about sleeping with someone who is still more child than adult

Of course that didn't happen. Just like the thread he made to tell everyone he'd been in a bad car accident and was posting from the ER. He'll be back around soon to call my nose an alcoholic again once he's done running around doing lawyer things and fucking Playboy bunnies.

 

[Lancecastor]

Most people on the GB don't have a sex life, so your jealousy is noted as unsurprising.

 

[Tryharder62]

Did she holler "Oh YES!!! Do me grandpa!"

 

[Lancecastor]

Did she holler "Oh YES!!! Do me grandpa!"

Close....she has Daddy issues.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Of course that didn't happen. Just like the thread he made to tell everyone he'd been in a bad car accident and was posting from the ER. He'll be back around soon to call my nose an alcoholic again once he's done running around doing lawyer things and fucking Playboy bunnies.

Will that be after his trip to the moon?

 

[Disgustipated]

"Dear Penthouse..."

 

[Lancecastor]

Hang in there, kids....maybe someday you'll get to have sex with another person too!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Homeopaths are kinky and thespians fake it, it'll never work.

 

[Lancecastor]

Homeopaths are kinky and thespians fake it, it'll never work.

I spent the weekend in Montreal ; Friday nite's flag of convenience was a Quebecois actress who wanted revenge sex to punish her naturopath boyfriend for fooling around on her....hence the thread title.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I spent the weekend in Montreal ; Friday nite's flag of convenience was a Quebecois actress who wanted revenge sex to punish her naturopath boyfriend for fooling around on her....hence the thread title.

I figured it was parody of someone I had on ignore. Revenge sex, that doesn't sound like fun. Best revenge is putting them out of your thoughts and make yourself happy. I've only had I'm over you I was never that into you sex.

 

[Lancecastor]

I figured it was parody of someone I had on ignore. Revenge sex, that doesn't sound like fun. Best revenge is putting them out of your thoughts and make yourself happy. I've only had I'm over you I was never that into you sex.

People are funny, that's for sure.

Me, I just nod my head and tell them to take off their clothes.

 

[parodyluvr75]

People are funny, that's for sure.

Me, I just nod my head and tell them to take off their clothes.

It's pretty easy to figure out, she's not over him. Folks assume the opposite of love is hate but as it's been said before, it's disinterest.

That usually works for me too.

 

[Lancecastor]

It's pretty easy to figure out, she's not over him. Folks assume the opposite of love is hate but as it's been said before, it's disinterest.

That usually works for me too.

Under me trumps over him.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Under me trumps over him.

I think in the lines of if you're there be there.

That's a good attitude to have, confidence is a powerful aphrodisiac.

 

[1HF]

Slut.

 

[Lancecastor]

Slut.

Total.