son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Saucyminx]

I will be nice, I will be nice, I will be nice, I will be nice. ..

 

[Emerson40]

I will be nice, I will be nice, I will be nice, I will be nice. ..

You're nice when you're nice, but you're amaze-balls when you're naughty.

 

[Miles Long]

Totes amazeballs

 

[glynndah]

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis?

Crouching Pussy Hidden Penis.

 

[multitalentman]

I like where this is going.

 

[imemkay]

Thanks for the nightmares, Criminal Minds.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I just made my partner's day by buying only one 6-string tenor ukulele and not the electric bass uke, the dobro (resophonic) uke, and the banjo-uke (better than the one I have) also. But if I see a charango anywhere, all bets are off. I also bought another tinwhistle but that's meant as a defensive weapon, in case loose dogs or their owners get vicious whilst I'm out strolling.

i have met the granddaughter of one of the Dopyera brothers (she lives in my small town), and seen a couple of the family's dobros up close and personal-like. shockingly (but not entirely surprisingly), she didn't have them insured, which i strongly encouraged her to do.

this town can seem rather removed from the rest of the world... i really hope someone who understands the value of the instruments doesn't find out about them and snatch them out from under her unsuspecting nose.

 

[fire_breeze]

Thanks for the nightmares, Criminal Minds.

Creepiest. Episode. Ever.

 

[imemkay]

Creepiest. Episode. Ever.

Agreed!
During the opening scene, I wondered if I was actually watching X-Files.

 

[Hypoxia]

i have met the granddaughter of one of the Dopyera brothers (she lives in my small town), and seen a couple of the family's dobros up close and personal-like. shockingly (but not entirely surprisingly), she didn't have them insured, which i strongly encouraged her to do.

this town can seem rather removed from the rest of the world... i really hope someone who understands the value of the instruments doesn't find out about them and snatch them out from under her unsuspecting nose.

Wow! Maybe if you check for auction prices and show her what they're fetching now, she'll get the idea.

I was thrilled many years ago to play an ultra-rare Dopyera triple Dobro with mandolin, 6-string, and 12-string necks. Heavy booger! I imagine it's kept under secure wraps now.

 

[Eilan]

Last day of class today. Finals are next week. w00t!

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Thursday doesn't scare me.

 

[Miles Long]

Argyle in the Armoury by Buster Knightley, romance novel now in paperback!

 

[Miles Long]

"Romance" novel

 

[Saucyminx]

You're nice when you're nice, but you're amaze-balls when you're naughty.

Totes amazeballs

I'm always naughty. It's the nice part where I struggle.

"Romance" novel

"Bromance" novel?

Good golly Miss Molly! Rainy that new av is smokin hot.

I didn't watch the new Criminal Minds yet. I will be catching up sometime this weekend. Now I can't wait.

 

[Miles Long]

I'm not going to watch Criminal Minds. I'm too busy looking at Rainy's new av and sharpening my knives.

 

[Saucyminx]

I'm not going to watch Criminal Minds. I'm too busy looking at Rainy's new av and sharpening my knives.

Sharp knives are very important. *nods*

But the true question is, do you own a lemon fork???

 

[Miles Long]

Sharp knives are very important. *nods*

But the true question is, do you own a lemon fork???

I don't, but would a Wartenberg Wheel suffice?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e7/af/33/e7af33d0198c2ef10589955c8b41c1d9.jpg

 

[Saucyminx]

I don't, but would a Wartenberg Wheel suffice?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e7/af/33/e7af33d0198c2ef10589955c8b41c1d9.jpg

That would never work for picking up lemons in a classy way, Miles.

 

[midwestyankee]

That would never work for picking up lemons in a classy way, Miles.

But how would it work to pick up girls? Let's stick with what matters here, people.

 

[Saucyminx]

But how would it work to pick up girls? Let's stick with what matters here, people.

If you can pick up lemons in a classy way, you will get all the bitches. Just sayin. Different avenues, same destination Yank.

 

[midwestyankee]

If you can pick up lemons in a classy way, you will get all the bitches. Just sayin. Different avenues, same destination Yank.

All true. But if the Wartenburg wheel would do the trick, a frugal fellow could skip the cost of the expensive dinner where he would have the opportunity to display his skill at recognizing, selecting, and using said lemon fork.

 

[Miles Long]

All true. But if the Wartenburg wheel would do the trick, a frugal fellow could skip the cost of the expensive dinner where he would have the opportunity to display his skill at recognizing, selecting, and using said lemon fork.

Quoted for TRUTH.

 

[multitalentman]

Truth is so overrated..

 

[Saucyminx]

In all honesty, I've never seen or used a lemon fork in a restaurant.

My tea party was nearly ruined because I don't own a lemon fork. I was so ashamed.