michael1966b
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Please, Em?
Come on show your faces!!! Or are you a chicken? Bawk bawk bawk.
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I can see that.
I would post a pic but I wouldn't want to turn everyone on lit to stone.
You mean their penises? You're that hot that you cause instant hard ons? Wowsa.
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lol! I'm betting that not everyone on Lit has a penis. At least not a real one.
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I don't have a penis...but I would enjoy knowing the face of the very nice person to whom I'm speaking with...Turn us to stone huh?...well, to be truthful, I would enjoy getting stoned today!...Kelleebabes
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are you saying there are fake penises running rampant on lit?
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Oh Lawdy I hope not. That put a comical image in my head, Thanks lol
I don't have a penis either,fake or otherwise. I have a kitty
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I'm thinking that there are more fake vaginas. Vagina envy.
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<< Just a facsimile of a penis.
I have an actual one. And I am sure that some think I am one, by another name.
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<< Just a facsimile of a penis.
I have an actual one. And I am sure that some think I am one, by another name.
Richard? Is that you?
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Oh Lawdy I hope not. That put a comical image in my head, Thanks lol
I don't have a penis either,fake or otherwise. I have a kitty
I have never wanted to fuck a kitty. I am allergic. I can barely pet them before I am sneezing all over the place. Now vagina on other hand.
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They give you just a nasal drip, and watery eyes?? Lesser of the two evils??
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What? Is there such a thing as vagina envy? I am unsure the bloody Sunday's are worth owning one.
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Or I will just buy a dog.
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<< Just a facsimile of a penis.
I have an actual one. And I am sure that some think I am one, by another name.
Owning the name THROBBS pretty much assumes you have a penis, or a migraine.
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lol one more time....
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What a beautiful lady. Thank you for sharing.
Beautiful lady.
Thank you both! Very kind....
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you are a lovely lady......
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I agree...there is some lovely ladies here in the playground...gentlemen you have some fine play mates in both beauty and intellect...no wonder we all get along so well...like minds and all...
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I agree...there is some lovely ladies here in the playground...gentlemen you have some fine play mates in both beauty and intellect...no wonder we all get along so well...like minds and all...
Truth. But the kindness, and acceptance of one another is what I value the most.
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Beauty!
Thank you both!
I agree...there is some lovely ladies here in the playground...gentlemen you have some fine play mates in both beauty and intellect...no wonder we all get along so well...like minds and all...
I agree with you both...a lot of lovely ladies here!
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