son of the isolated blurts thread!

[multitalentman]

i have a thread for that!

Now there's a surprise. Never saw that coming...

 

[multitalentman]

if Saucy says it's okay, does anyone mind if i use her straw to drizzle chocolate milkshake all down her middle?

somebody would have to clean up the mess, though...

That wouldn't be a mess. That would be art work.

 

[Eilan]

Completely kid-free until tomorrow morning. This rarely happens.

 

[multitalentman]

Completely kid-free until tomorrow morning. This rarely happens.

Nice! Love the new av Eilan!

 

[Eilan]

Nice! Love the new av Eilan!

Thanks!

 

[Miles Long]

Well let's hope the amateur porn festival is fun.

 

[Saucyminx]

Huh. Well ain't that some shit.

 

[imemkay]

Oh Outlander. You are KILLING me!

 

[Hypoxia]

We're off for a week-long trip tomorrow, back to beautiful Sonoma County (and maybe bits of Mendocino and Napa co's too). Besides tastes, views, and memories, I will at least acquire a Kala KA-6 6-string tenor ukulele (in standard or English tuning, not Taro Patch) and maybe a charango if I'm fortunate. Also another tin whistle, real UK metal, none of that plastic Chinese dung. I'm adamant about that, because a real steel pennywhistle makes an effective defensive weapon against charging dogs and their owners. But I digress. I might find another mandolin too. And I'll hit WalMart for a cheap plastic soprano uke that I'll restring for mando tuning. But I really want a charango.

 

[Emerson40]

You ain't heard the half of it.

 

[Miles Long]

Fit to be tied!

 

[Saucyminx]

Fit to be tied!

I will be right over.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

This day has the makings of being a big fat turd. Happy Monday!

 

[Miles Long]

I will be right over.

Lol woohoo! thanks for the Monday smile, Minxy.

 

[midwestyankee]

Waking up at 3am because your baby is having a little party insitu... Well that's alright by me.

Rock on, Baby Shine!

 

[Saucyminx]

Waking up at 3am because your baby is having a little party insitu... Well that's alright by me.

That is awesome. No doubt doing some complicated 80s line dance, as is tradition.

ETA Blurt:

I really really just want a nap right now. Naps are wonderful things. I'm good enough. I'm strong enough, and darn it, I deserve a nap! but I suspect another half gallon of coffee will just have to suffice.

 

[midwestyankee]

That is awesome. No doubt doing some complicated 80s line dance, as is tradition.

ETA Blurt:

I really really just want a nap right now. Naps are wonderful things. I'm good enough. I'm strong enough, and darn it, I deserve a nap! but I suspect another half gallon of coffee will just have to suffice.

Not ever having been so close to the action as so many others here have been, just how is that tradition passed on, do you think?

 

[Saucyminx]

I'd like a demonstration.

Of the complicated 80s line dancing, or the passing along of said tradition?

It is also customary to do the 70s complicated line dance, the hustle, when buying a car.

 

[midwestyankee]

Of the complicated 80s line dancing, or the passing along of said tradition?

It is also customary to do the 70s complicated line dance, the hustle, when buying a car.

I have seen line dancing and thus know that my life is complete (i.e., never fucking again, please). I would indeed enjoy seeing a demonstration of how these in utero traditions are passed on.

 

[Saucyminx]

The dancing, smart arse!

Hahahaha, remember you asked for it. I am not in this video, nor do I personally know how to do this dance. It is so awful, I might have just peed my pants in hysterics. I can neither confirm nor deny.

I have been known to do the Electric slide at weddings when there is an open bar, but that is about my limit.

 

[Saucyminx]

My life will not be complete until I see Saucy do the dancing.

*grumbles about having to learn some line dance to make Rainy's life complete*

Fine. I will have to come up with something and we shall skye as has never been skyped before!

 

[midwestyankee]

*grumbles about having to learn some line dance to make Rainy's life complete*

Fine. I will have to come up with something and we shall skye as has never been skyped before!

I think that this calls for an impartial witness to verify completion and such facts as must be ascertained and determined to complete the verification.

 

[Saucyminx]

*limbering up for dance off*

Apparently it is bad form on facebook, to ask. when someone says they missed their sister on the news last night, if we should be getting bail together.

My friends really should be used to this kind of thing by now, I mean really.

 

[Miles Long]

Hahahaha, remember you asked for it. I am not in this video, nor do I personally know how to do this dance. It is so awful, I might have just peed my pants in hysterics. I can neither confirm nor deny.

I have been known to do the Electric slide at weddings when there is an open bar, but that is about my limit.

Jesus fuck that video is awful. Let's take a simplified - simplified! - version of the Electric Slide and halfheartedly add in 80s hair band gestures... god I want to punch them in the face!

Now this video, on the other hand... well I want to see Minxy and Rainy do this dance together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOacUWjHgiE

"That's jammin'!"

 

[midwestyankee]

Jesus fuck that video is awful. Let's take a simplified - simplified! - version of the Electric Slide and halfheartedly add in 80s hair band gestures... god I want to punch them in the face!

Now this video, on the other hand... well I want to see Minxy and Rainy do this dance together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOacUWjHgiE

"That's jammin'!"

You're even more evil than I thought. Thumbs up!