son of the isolated blurts thread!

[midwestyankee]

I said the wrong thing and now I'm scared and anxious and wondering what happens next.

Someone will say the right thing. Maybe you. Maybe someone else.

 

[Emerson40]

Woohoo! Bonus black leather corset with matching lace up leather skirt.

Evidence recorded via media capturing devices can be sent, in confidence, to the following:

Emerson's Erotic Evidence Emporium

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I want to go to Saucy's house and play dress-up.

 

[midwestyankee]

I want to go to Saucy's house and play dress-up.

I volunteer to be the Chief Photographer for this small convention.

 

[Emerson40]

I want to go to Saucy's house and play dress-up.

The post above yours applies here as well.

Doubly so, if you make it to Chez Minx.

 

[multitalentman]

I want to watch! I'll supply the custom built furniture.

 

[multitalentman]

Only if you are topless....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

why is it us women who are always expected to disrobe?

i think the male attendees should be pants-less, at the very least.

i think Miles would approve.

 

[midwestyankee]

why is it us women who are always expected to disrobe?

i think the male attendees should be pants-less, at the very least.

i think Miles would approve.

I wouldn't want to provide a distraction from your primary reason for being there. We photographers know how to blend into the background.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I wouldn't want to provide a distraction from your primary reason for being there. We photographers know how to blend into the background.

nice try, yankee.

ditch the pants or the deal is off.

 

[multitalentman]

You know you want to show off those great boobs. Stop acting like its a chore! Lol

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

perhaps she needs a little... incentive.

 

[Saucyminx]

I have all adults remove their shoes and pants when they come over.

And yay! Dress up party!

 

[midwestyankee]

perhaps she needs a little... incentive.

I already promised to keep my not-so-pretty self under wraps. What else does she need?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Just painted my toenails! Shall I bring nibbles?

I already promised to keep my not-so-pretty self under wraps. What else does she need?

Come now, a wee flash of leg couldn't hurt.

 

[midwestyankee]

Just painted my toenails! Shall I bring nibbles?




Come now, a wee flash of leg couldn't hurt.

I would have to provide protective eyewear to shield people's sensitive eyes from the glare. It's a non-starter. Besides, I've already bared my chest for all to see in my annual 2-hour chest-av marathon.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I would have to provide protective eyewear to shield people's sensitive eyes from the glare. It's a non-starter. Besides, I've already bared my chest for all to see in my annual 2-hour chest-av marathon.

I missed it.

 

[midwestyankee]

I missed it.

It will come around again in about 10 months. Patience, my dear, patience.

 

[multitalentman]

*squint*

Well, I figured you wouldn't go for being totally naked, so I figured I would go safe. Besides, I'm sure by now they look even more amazing than they did a few months ago....

 

[multitalentman]

perhaps she needs a little... incentive.

As if.... Lol!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It will come around again in about 10 months. Patience, my dear, patience.

*sigh* i suppose if i must...

As if.... Lol!

don't be shy! we're not a judgey lot!

 

[midwestyankee]

*sigh* i suppose if i must...

I do sometimes respond to exaggerated begging and offers of wild monkey sex.

 

[Saucyminx]

I'm a murderer. I ran over a weasel on my way home from taking Maleminx to school this morning. He ran right in front of my tires (the weasel, not Maleminx). I couldn't even swerve to miss him. I didn't even know there were weasels in Pa. I've never seen one before.

I feel awful.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm a murderer. I ran over a weasel on my way home from taking Maleminx to school this morning. He ran right in front of my tires (the weasel, not Maleminx). I couldn't even swerve to miss him. I didn't even know there were weasels in Pa. I've never seen one before.

I feel awful.

No doubt drivers who pass the same place after your mishap will feel awful, too. Weasels smell almost as bad as skunks.

True story: I once hit a small animal while driving in the wilds of Maine. I stopped the car, got out and examined the recently departed creature. It was sort of long and sort of pink with very short hair. A young girl came out to the road, crying. I apologized for killing her pet pig. She wailed even more loudly. How was I to know that some truly ugly dogs resemble pigs?

 

[Saucyminx]

No doubt drivers who pass the same place after your mishap will feel awful, too. Weasels smell almost as bad as skunks.

True story: I once hit a small animal while driving in the wilds of Maine. I stopped the car, got out and examined the recently departed creature. It was sort of long and sort of pink with very short hair. A young girl came out to the road, crying. I apologized for killing her pet pig. She wailed even more loudly. How was I to know that some truly ugly dogs resemble pigs?

Huh, I didn't notice a stench from the flat weasel, but now I will have to run the car through the carwash just to be sure. It still made me sad. He had such a long fluffy red tail (it was red before I hit him).

And it could have been worse Yank. At least you didn't mention bacon or beggin strips.