Things Women wished men would know

[Buellersdayoff]

Ok, I'll admit it, I'm your average guy that 'sometimes' doesn't get women.

So, thought I would see if any ladies would like to educate...

 

[Littlefinger]

I would suggest maybe start by not asking individual women to speak so broadly as if they're an alien species you're trying to communicate with but recognize the Anima within yourself and ask her what it is you're not understanding. Maybe. I dunno, the question is really vague but asking women about women, like you're seeking to be impressed upon and given some inner clue and deep dark secret doesn't seem a good place to start the conversation.

Maybe try a bit of humanizing for yourself and work outward from there.

 

[Saint Peter]

First things first.


How much money do you have?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

First things first.


How much money do you have?

good.

also, how are your teeth?

 

[oggbashan]

good.

also, how are your teeth?

My teeth are great. I take them out at night.

 

[sixfeetundernea]

Goodness... soooo many, too much to list. Problem I'd that there are some that are a lot of common things among women, but every woman has at least something that is more personal and wishes her man or what men should know.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

My teeth are great. I take them out at night.

hehe hello, ogg-- how have you been?

 

[oggbashan]

hehe hello, ogg-- how have you been?

Better now. I had an attack of flu despite having a flu jab. It took weeks to recover my energy but I was away for a few days recently for a cultural break. That revived me.

I need to get back to writing...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Guys should know their gals are thinking of another mans lap and cock within 5 minutes of fucking her man.

She'll do anything so long as theres no proof of it. And she'll do it with anyone so long as there are no witnesses.

Her promises are one way tickets and expire on the same day issued.

She awards no frequent flyer miles.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Guys should know their gals are thinking of another mans lap and cock within 5 minutes of fucking her man.

She'll do anything so long as theres no proof of it. And she'll do it with anyone so long as there are no witnesses.

Her promises are one way tickets and expire on the same day issued.

She awards no frequent flyer miles.

Oh, you've met my first wife.

My apologies...

 

[PayDay]

I've learned that women don't want men to know anything.

 

[sixfeetundernea]

I've learned that women don't want men to know anything.

I'd be a lot more careful on your responses to things like this. Never underestimate the female mind.

 

[butters]

Guys should know their gals are thinking of another mans lap and cock within 5 minutes of fucking her man.

She'll do anything so long as theres no proof of it. And she'll do it with anyone so long as there are no witnesses.

Her promises are one way tickets and expire on the same day issued.

She awards no frequent flyer miles.

you really need to hang with some classier women, dude

 

[islandman]

you really need to hang with some classier women, dude

As someone who uses the 'n' word as though he gets paid for it, "class" is likely a foreign concept to him.

 

[butters]

As someone who uses the 'n' word as though he gets paid for it, "class" is likely a foreign concept to him.

to be fair, though, you can't blame any woman thinking of another guy when they're with him. whatever it takes to get through it....

 

[GothAngelBabe]

That some of us are infinitely devoted to you as friends and miss you when we dont get the same respect back.

 

[islandman]

to be fair, though, you can't blame any woman thinking of another guy when they're with him. whatever it takes to get through it....

You mean the money he's paying them isn't enough?

 

[butters]

Ok, I'll admit it, I'm your average guy that 'sometimes' doesn't get women.

So, thought I would see if any ladies would like to educate...

treat each person, whatever their gender, as an individual. get to know them, find out what it is that makes them tick, what they like. surprising as it may be, what one woman likes/thinks/wants/needs can be entirely different from the next. just like men! see how that works? don't work on stereotypes, find out about the woman you like. if you still like her once you've found out, that's a bonus. relax.

 

[butters]

You mean the money he's paying them isn't enough?

it could never be enough

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

treat each person, whatever their gender, as an individual. get to know them, find out what it is that makes them tick, what they like. surprising as it may be, what one woman likes/thinks/wants/needs can be entirely different from the next. just like men! see how that works? don't work on stereotypes, find out about the woman you like. if you still like her once you've found out, that's a bonus. relax.

find out about the woman you like.

i especially like this part.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Better now. I had an attack of flu despite having a flu jab. It took weeks to recover my energy but I was away for a few days recently for a cultural break. That revived me.

I need to get back to writing...

oh, i'm sorry to hear you've been unwell!
yes, that is the risk we take when we get the live virus injected into our systems, i'm afraid.

i very much like the sound of a 'cultural break,' and glad you hear you're feeling yourself again.

note to self: commence stalking. read ogg.

 

[parodyluvr75]

First things first.


How much money do you have?

I've been looking for the wrong things in men, that explains it.

 

[oggbashan]

oh, i'm sorry to hear you've been unwell!
yes, that is the risk we take when we get the live virus injected into our systems, i'm afraid.

i very much like the sound of a 'cultural break,' and glad you hear you're feeling yourself again.

note to self: commence stalking. read ogg.

Live virus? That was no problem, as usual, but this year's dose only protected against a small percentage of the flu viruses that occurred this winter. In previous years my reaction to flu was minimal, a short head cold, no more.

At my age and with my medical problems, having the flu injection is a no-brainer.

"Cultural break" - We visited an open air museum of salvaged and re-erected buildings: http://www.wealddown.co.uk/

We spoke to many of the volunteers who were demonstrating old crafts to a very small audience on a cold windy day.

We also went to the National Trust Property Uppark: http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/uppark/

Uppark is interesting for two things:

1. It has been carefully restored after a disastrous fire, and

2. A previous owner, Sir Harry Fetherstonehaugh was memorable for several things - He was the first person to install Emma Hart, later Lady Hamilton, Nelson's mistress, as his own mistress. They had a daughter who died young, and Emma moved on to more prominent men. When aged 70, still unmarried, he proposed to his 20-year-old dairymaid, Mary Bullock. They married, and he took her to Paris to learn how to be a Lady. Perhaps because of her, he lived until age 91. He left Uppark and 3000+ acres to Lady Mary, who left it to her sister. When that sister died, she tried to find any surviving members of Sir Harry's family but couldn't, so she left Uppark to a neighbour.


PS Back to topic. Perhaps what women want is a Sir Harry to propose to them and leave them a massive estate?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Live virus? That was no problem, as usual, but this year's dose only protected against a small percentage of the flu viruses that occurred this winter. In previous years my reaction to flu was minimal, a short head cold, no more.

At my age and with my medical problems, having the flu injection is a no-brainer.

"Cultural break" - We visited an open air museum of salvaged and re-erected buildings: http://www.wealddown.co.uk/

We spoke to many of the volunteers who were demonstrating old crafts to a very small audience on a cold windy day.

We also went to the National Trust Property Uppark: http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/uppark/

Uppark is interesting for two things:

1. It has been carefully restored after a disastrous fire, and

2. A previous owner, Sir Harry Fetherstonehaugh was memorable for several things - He was the first person to install Emma Hart, later Lady Hamilton, Nelson's mistress, as his own mistress. They had a daughter who died young, and Emma moved on to more prominent men. When aged 70, still unmarried, he proposed to his 20-year-old dairymaid, Mary Bullock. They married, and he took her to Paris to learn how to be a Lady. Perhaps because of her, he lived until age 91. He left Uppark and 3000+ acres to Lady Mary, who left it to her sister. When that sister died, she tried to find any surviving members of Sir Harry's family but couldn't, so she left Uppark to a neighbour.


PS Back to topic. Perhaps what women want is a Sir Harry to propose to them and leave them a massive estate?

fascinating! thank you!

although i'd rather have a good man alive and by my side,
than to have him dead, with only a 'massive estate' to comfort me.

 

[oggbashan]

fascinating! thank you!

although i'd rather have a good man alive and by my side,
than to have him dead, with only a 'massive estate' to comfort me.

She had him for 21 years.

Until recent research it was thought that she and her sister preserved and maintained Uppark "As Sir 'arry would have wanted" which was the oral tradition.

Now we know that both of them significantly improved and enhanced Uppark.

One of his contemporaries said "Sir Harry is the stupidest man I know, and that's saying a lot". Marrying his dairymaid confirmed that opinion. It scandalised Georgian society (and gave dairymaids and Victorian novelists inflated ideas!).