son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Eilan]

Now that the spring musical is over, I feel like I can truly begin my spring break.

 

[Emerson40]

There's a lot of weird people at the airport on a Monday morning.

And look who is one of them. *points at guy with no pants on and who forgot to pack his bras*

Guys, I'm at gate B21.

Let's have coffee, swap pants.

 

[Miles Long]

Guys, I'm at gate B21.

Let's have coffee, swap pants.

I was at B4. I was the one not wearing pants and wondering where the bras were. Typical Monday morning at 5:30 am stuff.

 

[Saucyminx]

I was at B4. I was the one not wearing pants and wondering where the bras were. Typical Monday morning at 5:30 am stuff.

Miles my man, you should always know where your bras are, and your towel.

 

[Hypoxia]

The next step in the dance

The death is over. The grieving continues. The legal actions start. Today was the first of what will probably be many court sessions. I am glad my partner's sister, a former corporate shark, is spearheading this. I was only there for tech support, to play recorded video testimony. The judge seemed impressed but did not raise certain pertinent questions. We shall see. Rather, I shall stand on the sidelines and watch the (metaphorical) blood flow. I am not personally invested in this process. If 'we' win, fine. If not, life goes on. For awhile, anyway.

 

[talikat]

There's the old military barracks solution; this works best with rigid-framed beds. The alarm goes off and is ignored. A strong fellow raised the end of the bed a couple feet off the ground, and drops it. Repeat as needed.

That would work!!

talikat, i think you should wire up an air horn with a remote control. :>

ed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Right outside his bedroom window!

The death is over. The grieving continues. The legal actions start. Today was the first of what will probably be many court sessions. I am glad my partner's sister, a former corporate shark, is spearheading this. I was only there for tech support, to play recorded video testimony. The judge seemed impressed but did not raise certain pertinent questions. We shall see. Rather, I shall stand on the sidelines and watch the (metaphorical) blood flow. I am not personally invested in this process. If 'we' win, fine. If not, life goes on. For awhile, anyway.

 

[Saucyminx]

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/af/af2f87cc6a26b357aa81396b5c4b93a26a98748a2619a4b2670bfe28997dd62d.jpg

The Irish uncles and Grand dad would be so very proud.

 

[silverwhisper]

minxy quoth:
miles my man, you should always know where your bras are, and your towel.

he's pretty hoopy, that frood.

talikat quoth:
right outside his bedroom window!

yep, precisely! although if it could be mounted under his bed & faced upwards towards the pillow, that wouldn't exactly suck. :>

hypoxia, i have no idea what's going on in your life but it sounds damnably difficult. for what it's worth i'm sorry that it's happening.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

Lapsang Souchong is NOT my cup of tea.

 

[talikat]

yep, precisely! although if it could be mounted under his bed & faced upwards towards the pillow, that wouldn't exactly suck. :>

ed

Oh, if only there was a way to sneak into his house and do it!!!

Happy St. Patrick's Day! http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr285/croatoan5376/Emoticons/smiley_emoticons_kleeblatt.gif

 

[glynndah]

I don't know what the rules are anymore.

 

[Emerson40]

I don't know what the rules are anymore.

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

 

[Miles Long]

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

I want to watch this movie again now.

 

[Hypoxia]

I don't know what the rules are anymore.

#1: The boss is always right.
#2: When in doubt, see rule #1.

Then there are the general rules of uncertainty.

* Anything that can go wrong, will.
* Anything that can't go wrong, will.
* Interchangeable parts won't.
* Gravity cannot be bribed.
* Months last longer than paychecks.
* Everything you think you know is wrong.
* Work expands to consume all available resources.
* People are promoted till to their level of incompetence.
* Drugs will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no drugs.

 

[Saucyminx]

I deserve a cookie. I didn't stab anyone today.

 

[midwestyankee]

I deserve a cookie. I didn't stab anyone today.

That's a pretty low bar, don't you think?

 

[Miles Long]

I deserve a cookie. I didn't stab anyone today.

That's a pretty low bar, don't you think?

Sigh, maybe I'll deserve one tomorrow.

 

[Saucyminx]

That's a pretty low bar, don't you think?

No, not for me, and most definitely not today--it was a nearly insurmountable challenge.

Unfortunately to get a cookie, I will have to go make them myself, and I just don't have the strength after all the not stabbing people.

 

[Saucyminx]

Sigh, maybe I'll deserve one tomorrow.

Do I need to start a 'collection to bail Miles out of jail' thread?

And did you keep it to just one? I would give you a cookie if you only stabbed one person if you swore that you tried really, really, hard not to.

 

[Miles Long]

Do I need to start a 'collection to bail Miles out of jail' thread?

And did you keep it to just one? I would give you a cookie if you only stabbed one person if you swore that you tried really, really, hard not to.

Yes it was just one group of people.

 

[Saucyminx]

Well actually I might have spoken too soon. Perhaps I shall not deserve a cookie today.

Wanna share a cell? or aren't you planning to get caught?

 

[Miles Long]

Well actually I might have spoken too soon. Perhaps I shall not deserve a cookie today.

Wanna share a cell? or aren't you planning to get caught?

I might be willing to get caught if they serve cookies.

 

[Saucyminx]

I might be willing to get caught if they serve cookies.

Um I don't know for sure. It has been a long, er, I mean, I have never been to prison. That's right. I have never been to prison. Why would you ever think so?

 

[Miles Long]

Um I don't know for sure. It has been a long, er, I mean, I have never been to prison. That's right. I have never been to prison. Why would you ever think so?

Because cookies?

 

[Saucyminx]

Ah, well, that might be a good reward in prison for not stabbing anyone. Perhaps I should write a letter to the PA Penal system with that very suggestion.

I was just going to reward myself with a cookie for not stabbing anyone today, but oh well. So much for cookies.


Got 99 cookies 'cause a bitch ate one