WOMEN WHO COMPLAIN ARE FEMINISTS, MEN WHO COMPLAIN ARE WHINERS: Why don’t dads compla

[Busybody]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...-dads-complain-about-parenthood-like-moms-do/

WOMEN WHO COMPLAIN ARE FEMINISTS, MEN WHO COMPLAIN ARE WHINERS: Why don’t dads complain about parenthood like moms do?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Happy to be bucking the trend for you: I'm a feminist complaining Dad. I may even blog about it, just for you.

 

[Busybody]

there is always ONE turd in a punch bowl

YOU

 

[DesEsseintes]

there is always ONE turd in a punch bowl

YOU

That may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.

I might ISIS myself in celebration.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

LT just PM'd me and he wants his daily topic back.


He says you're plagiarizing him...

 

[Busybody]

I might ISIS myself in celebration.

Please do

send pics

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.

I might ISIS myself in celebration.

You can atone for your sins by becoming a leader in the ISIS Scouts...



New troops are being formed daily!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Please do

send pics

Oh, they do that for free and upload them onto Youtube. It's part of the package.

I'm flying out to Mosul right now with my Koran wrapped in bacon and my pictures of Mohammed as a gimp. Shouldn't take long.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Don't forget your rainbow pride luggage set!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Don't forget your rainbow pride luggage set!

I wonder if I'll be the first mid-flight beheading?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You do get a complimentary drink first...

 

[DesEsseintes]

You do get a complimentary drink first...

So - alcohol, insulting the Koran, insulting the Prophet (ball-gag be upon him), gay luggage...have we missed anything? Of course! My signed autobiographies of Bush and Blair!

I may not make it out of Passport Control.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh, my friend, we are just getting started.



Don't forget your service dog which calms the PSTD that you suffer from due to the first liberation of Mosul...

 

[DesEsseintes]

Oh, my friend, we are just getting started.



Don't forget your service dog which calms the PSTD that you suffer from due to the first liberation of Mosul...

Nice work. And my souvenir orange jump-suit from my time as Chief Waterboarder at Guantanamo.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Remember to pat everyone on the back with your Left hand...


:nods:

 

[DesEsseintes]

Remember to pat everyone on the back with your Left hand...


:nods:

And lift the veils of the women before kissing them full on the lips. Perhaps slipping a little tongue to those in niqabs.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Remember to place your shoes on the seat next to you.



Preferably soles up...

 

[DesEsseintes]

Remember to place your shoes on the seat next to you.



Preferably soles up...

That's me done - I'm fresh out of ideas. But if they behead or set fire to even fellow Muslims...what on earth are they going to do to me?

I wonder if I have made myself so unclean that they won't be able to touch me.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh, come on!

You wear an Italian leisure suit, shirt unbuttoned to display your cross, I know, I would have gone with Star of David, but let's go out as a Crusader, and carry your copy of Charlie to read on the plane...



... speak loudly and affect an American, and by that I mean Texan, accent.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Last, but not least...



Invite Busybody along for the trip. He'll make sure that you do not go unnoticed.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Last, but not least...



Invite Busybody along for the trip. He'll make sure that you do not go unnoticed.

But he refuses to PM me his details. Don't think I haven't tried.

 

[Busybody]

Dogs any of you

Actually read the story

Is a good point

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You call me dog you sinister son of a camel and its jockey!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Dogs any of you

Actually read the story

Is a good point

Yes, I read it, and I agree with the argument but not the premiss. I talk about the bad points as well as the happy stuff with anyone who asks, and no-one, man or woman, has ever called me a whiner.

(Yes, that's your cue.)