43% of American Men Would Rather have Bacon than Sex.

[jeninifer]

Excuse me while I clean out my freezer.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

"Would rather?"

Fools.

We live in an age where you can easily have both at the same time if you so desired.

http://www.dezinfo.net/images3/image/09.2011/images09/1086.jpg

https://koshersamurai.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/bacon-bra-2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Ew3xi.jpg

http://www.wurstgott.de/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bacon-bikini-meat-bra-13.jpg

 

[Que]

Indeed. Why not both?
http://static.thefrisky.com/uploads/2012/10/10/sexy-bacon.jpg

 

[Riles]

I'm happy to have been banging guys from the other 57%.

 

[Que]

I'm happy to have been banging guys from the other 57%.

Exactly. We think about bacon during...

 

[Riles]

Exactly. We think about bacon during...

I'm okay with this, I have seen the way guys eat bacon.

 

[cowslinger64]

Exactly. We think about bacon during...

I'll think about porking.. But never bacon.


Anyone that wants bacon more has never had mind blowing sex... Obviously

 

[yossi]

I'd rather have sex then bacon. Nothing too heavy beforehand.

 

[SolarHomo]

http://thatslikewhoa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/baconlube2.jpg

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

Well Bacon Is Certainly Cheaper And available Whenever

 

[thør]

Alaskan Birch Syrup Shoulder Bacon

just saying......

 

[Riles]

Alaskan Birch Syrup Shoulder Bacon

just saying......

You need to get laid so your priorities can be put back in order.

 

[Saint Peter]

"Does this bacon lube make my ass look pig?"

 

[yossi]

"Does this bacon lube make my ass look pig?"

Don't be so swiney.

 

[Saint Peter]

Don't be so swiney.

That sow it goes.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sometimes it's just not as good as bacon...

 

[Que]

That sow it goes.

Bacon is never a boar.

 

[cabin69]

what kind of bacon... better be damn good bacon.

could be a woman wrapped in bacon, maybe

 

[Mischka]

I could see a certain small percentage of dedicated foodies conceding this much love for bacon, but 43%?! American men should be ashamed. I've had some damn good bacon, but I would always opt to taste a lover instead of cured swine.

 

[ImSinister]

I'd rather have sex then bacon. Nothing too heavy beforehand.

If you feed me bacon there is a good chance you can get in my pants afterwards. I am a swine slut.

 

[eyer]

Bacon and sex are merely tools of Satan.


REPENT!

 

[Riles]

Bacon andsex are merely tools of Satan.


REPENT!

It begs the question how you ended up here at Lit?

Honestly.

 

[Que]

It begs the question how you ended up here at Lit?

Honestly.

I wonder that about a lot of poasters here. I don't expect to see continual pervy behavior, but it strikes me odd that there seem to be a lot of (outwardly) sexually aesthetic types on the GB.

 

[The Greek]

I could see a certain small percentage of dedicated foodies conceding this much love for bacon, but 43%?! American men should be ashamed. I've had some damn good bacon, but I would always opt to taste a lover instead of cured swine.

43% Sounds suspiciously high, although the LIT crowd is probably not a fair representation.

For me, bacon is good but not that good

 

[Garnate]

I'm just glad my priorities are the same as 43% of the male population. That's a lot of guys I'd get along with swimmingly.