masturbating v. playing video games

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¿por qué no?
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alternate title: i'm bored today and have nothing to do with my time.

anyway, tough call, right? i know i can't decide. man, life is like way hard.
 
Playing Games. I feel like shit after masturbating, so I don't do it. So definitely games.
 
it hasn't snowed in days, dude.

and after the mini-thaw it's just stiff white ice now so fuck that.
 
Video games are fun and masturbation isn't as satisfying as sex.

What are you going to play?
 
well, civ v because i'm almost done conquering the world and i really need to get that done.

alternately, some pervy hentai game if i go with plan c. yep. i'm a weirdo.

also, why do american porn games suck so hard? i mean, the japanese are kinda creepy with their porn games, but at least they care enough to try. why don't you care enough, america? why don't you care?
 
Video games are fun and masturbation isn't as satisfying as sex.

What are you going to play?

Your av leave me speechless. I'm trying to find a word to complement it. But no word will describe it right. Amazing or incredible wouldn't due, your av is beyond that.
 
pervy hentai game? Sounds awesome... and probably weird.




And thank you for the av compliment, Smooth.
 
no, you meant to say sounds... awesome? it's okay. i'm sure you'll fix it later. stupid internet and it's lack of inflection.
 
Stick of Truth is worth playing for a laugh or two.

Oh, and the Grim Fandago re-release was very well done.
 
i just wanna know if civilization beyond earth is worth grabbing. i'm a very slow adopter. i play my video games until i've sucked every ounce of fun i can from them and then i stop and wait for them to become fun again. hell, i still have sims 2 on the laptop though i am finally considering deleting the fucker simply because it takes up a lot of space for something i've played for maybe three weeks over the last two years.
 
i just wanna know if civilization beyond earth is worth grabbing. i'm a very slow adopter. i play my video games until i've sucked every ounce of fun i can from them and then i stop and wait for them to become fun again. hell, i still have sims 2 on the laptop though i am finally considering deleting the fucker simply because it takes up a lot of space for something i've played for maybe three weeks over the last two years.

It's not even worth pirating. I got it in some humble bundle deal, and it wasn't worth the $1 I donated.
 
Why can't we do both at the same time? Oh c'mon, like some of y'all ain't done that! :(
 
well, i already suggested that myself, but okay.

and i didn't do either. stupid people bugging me while i'm trying to kill several thousand potential babies.
 
i just wanna know if civilization beyond earth is worth grabbing. i'm a very slow adopter. i play my video games until i've sucked every ounce of fun i can from them and then i stop and wait for them to become fun again. hell, i still have sims 2 on the laptop though i am finally considering deleting the fucker simply because it takes up a lot of space for something i've played for maybe three weeks over the last two years.

It's Civ 5 reskinned into space, so you have no historical references to clue you in to what's good strategy and what's not.

Masturbation is a safer bet for enjoyment.
 
It's Civ 5 reskinned into space, so you have no historical references to clue you in to what's good strategy and what's not.

Masturbation is a safer bet for enjoyment.

that's pretty much what i thought from the previews. oh well. i'll wait for an expansion pack. those games generally take a big leap in playability when they try to make you pay them twice.
 
and now after googling i hope that sid meier's starships will be good. i want star control, but better, damnit.
 
1) I like your new avatar.
2) The new season of Diablo III starts Friday.
 
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